11 January What if ?

 What if ...we had played the Spanking Game during the CFB Championship?

Alabama was favored by 8 points over Ohio State.

1730 TD for A    7

1739  TD for O      11

1757 TD for A     7

1807 Turnover/O    5

1809  TD for O       11

1817  TD for A     7

1833  FG for O        5

1840  TD for A     7

1847  TD for A     7

1902  A lead half  5

1936  FG for A      3

1944  TD for O         11

1956  TD for A      7

2011  TD for A       7

2023  A wins/covers 6

106 total for the game 

or  63/43 if we used different paddles, depending on who scored.

   

Shilo's Spanking during Football game

During the Sugar Bowl, kick off, 5 pm, for example.

Clemson, favored by 7.5, referred to as F

Ohio State, underdog, referred to as U

When F scores, TD or FG, 1 swat per point. (6 or 7 or 8, 3)

When U scores, multiply by 1.5 and round up. TD = 9, PA = 2 or 3, FG = 5.

If F scores TD on kickoff return or punt return, +3 to points.

If U scores same way, +5 to points.

Turnover in favor of F, +3

Turnover in favor of U, +5.

Turnover with TD for F, points +3 + 3

Turnover with TD for U, points +5 

+5

Safety for F +6

Safety for U +9

Halftime score:

If F leads, 5

If U leads, 8

Final:

If F covers spread, 6

If U loses, covers spread, 9

If U wins, 12

All sets delivered at first commercial break after score

A different implement to be used on each set, up to 10 different, then duplication okay.

So, final score U 49, F 28

77 + 28 swats

Turnovers, 13 swats

Half time, 8 swats

Final, 12 swats

Total, 138 swats