12.05 on Roleplay

She mentioned to me, She is not entirely opposed to Roleplay.
She said She doesn't entirely 'like' it, but with the right person, She can handle it, and then said, I could be the right person.

For me, the purpose of roleplay would either be to accentuate the disciplinary aspect...or to put myself in positions that otherwise might not be possible.
But, I would want to keep it ...mostly real.
By that I mean doing a Mommy/son roleplay would not be 'real'.
So any scene would be starting with the real part of our lives, with Her as my Strict Wife.

So, I offer these:

1.  When we were visiting my parents...on my birthday, She put forth the idea of giving me a birthday paddling...which my mother quickly shot down.  I could have pressed on with it, suggesting it might be 'fun', but I was somewhat worried about showing the bruises I already had on my bottom and legs.
However, it could be fun to do a roleplay, pretending that my parents are present, as She gives me a birthday paddling  (in my birthday suit?).

2.  Also, another scene involving the presence of my parents... I mouth off to Her, or to my mother, and She says, "Let me show your mother what I do when you get mouthy with me."  And then..whatever happens.

3.  An at home scene:   She HAS warned me about spending money without Her permission, so pretend some package comes in the mail.
She says, "How much did THIS cost?"
"Forty one dollars."
"So, forty one smacks with a paddle. Get ready."

4. Masturbation by me is prohibited.  The generalized view I see for guys masturbating seems to be , on the toilet, or in the shower.
Usually, not my thing...when I did it, it was while laying on my bed.
So...
 I'm laying on my bed, thinking that She is out, or asleep ....and I'm masturbating, with my eyes close... I spurt in my hand, open my eyes, and She is standing at the doorway, watching, with a grim look on Her face.
"Eat it all," She says.
I do.
"Now, FDAU," She says.
I roll over, while She fetches a variety of implements.

5.  Smoking by me is also prohibited.
One morning, I come home...  She is awake, and before I can shower and clean up,  She hugs me, then leans back, and says, 'I smell smoke....'
I blush, and say, "Yeah...I was ...smoking."
"How many cigarettes...?"
"Um  fifteen."
"How much did the pack cost?"
"..About six dollars."
"So, fifteen strokes from six different implements. Get naked, and over the chair there."

6.  I'm supposed to wear full bottom briefs or panties, to bed.
So, this time, She wakes me up, and I sit up,and I'm wearing open bottom briefs.
She looks at them, and says, "What the hell are those?"
"Uh...oops.  I must have fell asleep without changing."
"Then, you'll really feel the paddling I'm going to give you, on your exposed buttocks. Bend over the bed..."

7.  From time to time, I have used a grouchy, or cranky tone of voice with Her, or been sarcastic,  or otherwise insubordinate.
Usually, She calls me on it,and I stop.
But what if She says, "I will not listen to that tone from you.  Get naked, Now!"

8. One more is ...the toilet seat.
I come out of the bathroom...She goes in...and comes out yelling, "You left the toilet seat up, again."
"I'm sorry, I forgot..."
"Then I'm going to give you a bare bottom reminder. Get naked...."
"After each stroke, you will say, "I will put the toilet seat down...."

I'm sure others will occur to me, but this seems like a good start.