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Monday, January 30, 2017

Sunday Jan 29th Diary

UP 0900
STube, Tumblr, blogs  to  12:30
Dressed, packed up laundry
Out with Stitch to laundrymat
And home, laundry in dryer.

After some prep, produced a video, "Early Wedding Present"
with me over the bench,  and Stitch running the camera.
once all done 

at the end, corner time


Looked at STube.
Helped fold laundry as it came out of dryer
Merry started dinner, 
I got to computer and  uploaded video,  reformatted it, pulled some screen caps, loaded it onto my flash drive.
Helped in kitchen, 
More STube, Tumblr

19:00 dinner, baked chicken n wild rice n sweet potato casserole
Read Sunday paper
to bedroom, watched Lucifer
Sleep 2300 or so

Saturday, October 3, 2015

10.01 Thursday Diary

10:00  up.... drinking coffee, reading... and discussing filming...
 which we decided to do, and began setting up, in BR2.

I set up the camera focused on the spanking bench, or rather, where a naked bottom would be on the spanking bench,  and I set out 6 implements,  and I set the RNG on my phone for a range from 15 to 30, and handed it to Merry and said, "Use it six times..."
and in the bedroom, we filmed something that She later titled "Shilo Shirked Merry's Mirth". 
Done around 15:00, and I uploaded the vid to Her computer, then converted it to mp4.
We showered together and dressed,  and headed out.
Bullfrog had previously asked for a ride to TJ's, and so off we went.
Home...unloaded groceries, and I went into BR1 to start watching a back log of TV recorded on the DVR.
17:15   "Doll and Em"
17:45   "CSI" finale, 2 hours.
  Then I helped Sunshine in the kitchen for a few minutes.
19:45  "Law and Order SVU" 
20:30  "Code Black"
   then dinner,  pork and carrots and rice,  while watching
21:30  "Criminal Minds"     then
22:30  "Scorpion"  
  to about 23:15, then I went to pee, and said, "Good night" to Her as I walked by, where She sat at the computer desk.

176  H slS
345   H smlO
176  H sHlO
9       H s our l Fun
4D+10H  locked
309  D s mlC
1    video produced
69  D  gluten free
20 1/2  D s Her last D
27 H  s l PorM

Meal log:  21:00,   pork, carrots, rice  

Sunday, September 27, 2015

9.24 thursday diary

09:30 awake.

We watched The Big Bang Theory and "Life in Pieces".

We got up, talked, and I started arranging the living room for filming, using the large coffee table as a bench.
Once set up, we shot a video, along the lines of  "I will obey the house rules".


Then .. She unlocked me, and we showered....
And in BR2,  oral for Her, then intercourse...  
Then I had a cramp down my left hip, and I had to stop...
Finished Her, orally...and we were done...
And dressed, in the living room,  16:00.
I watched The NewsRoom  2:5, 6, 7.
While She took a nap.
Then She got up, and we got dressed to go pick up #2 who was dropping a truck off, at his boss's house, very close to us, and needed a ride home...and out we went.
Returned home, had dinner,  leftover beef stew from the previous night... 
I watched TNR 2:9.
Went to BR1, about 21:30 and fell asleep.

8   Hr s l sex for both of us
177  H s MY l O
10 Hr s l fun for Her or me
93 h  locked
9   h  unlocked
8   h s H last O 
302  d s m l ci
62   d  Gluten free
13.5  d  s Her last D
41  d s l P or M
1  video produced.




Monday, September 21, 2015

9.17 Thursday Day

03:30  up...
05:30  up...
08:00  up...  
Cleaned out the kitchen trash can
Scooped the back yard...
Emptied the dishwasher...
Made coffee...
And sat down with phone...looking at email, through tv guide..
She came out of the bedroom...we talked..
And prepped for filming in BR2.
We shot two clips of "Second Wedding Anniversary" with me first FDAU, then in diaper position.
Then She allowed me to unlock, and we showered together.\
I started the download of the videos to the Dropbox, then the conversion from HD to mp4...
And we went into BR2 and  .... 
  engaged in oral, her on me,  then Female Superior sex, then oral for Her,  then missionary sex...  then She said something, don't remember now, that got stuck in my head and I lost the erection.  
We took a break. She went to sleep, but in a few minutes, my erection returned, and I woke Her up, and we resumed missionary, resulting in an O for me.
I cleaned Her up, orally...
And we got up....  
I put the clips in the basic form on our C4S site, leaving it up to Her to add descriptors.
She brought in the mail 

 and WOO HOO the check from Dad arrived.  I mentally breathed a huge sigh of relief.
More mail arrived, including a big box, which was the swamp cooler I had ordered at least 60 months prior, which brought Sunshine out, excited to see 'presents'!
And we dressed to 'run' to the bank.   
Sunshine had me take the 'long way' so she could 'check in' at some places on some game on her phone she was playing.
We went to WF inside Vons, got $200 cash and the balance of the check on a three day hold,  deposited $160 cash in another account, and returned home, to pick up Stitch...
Then went for a drive, first to get some gas in my car, then on to Golden Corral, a rare treat but a celebration, late for our anniversary, and because of the arrival of the money.
Home... overstuffed...
I sat in my chair a bit, til I could not stand it anymore, excused myself, and in bed   ... 21:30.







Tuesday, August 11, 2015

8.10 Monday Diary

A quiet easy night shattered by....
 I sent a job to one of our ATL affiliates for 8:00 local.
I called at 7:40 to get driver info on it... and was told, the guy I spoke to the previous night ... had cancelled it ...about five minutes after he received it.
 FML!
Scramble scramble ...found another affiliate who could get a car to location about 8:30.  I accepted it as best I could do, sent an email to the booker ... and held my breath, waiting for the fall-out.
Well ...so far ... 8:37 Eastern... no angry phone calls.  Hmmm... 

Rookie morning dispatcher, replacing the regular guy, in about 0430 .... Rez-agent, shortly after 5.

In car  6:36,  home  7:11.

I let Donna out, fed the dogs n cats.
Looked inside the bedroom, Merry appeared sound asleep.
I showered n dressed minimally, and checked again; She was still 'out'.
SO, I started on MDM:  crumbled meatloaf in a bowl with leftover fried potatoes and rice, a side of tortilla chips, and went into BR1.
She stayed asleep while I fumbled around under the cat sleeping next to Her, to find the t.v. remote, and I watched "Suits". 
  She did not wake up as of went I went to sleep, shortly before 0900.
  I knew She had a guest coming over, figured She'd get up SOMEtime.
  
12:30 awake, needing to pee. Rather than go out to the bathroom, I used the chamber pot.
15:00 awake again, with painful morning wood. I went to the kitchen to get a baggie of ice. She was sitting at Her desktop.
She asked me if I 'heard them'.  
Nope.
I gave up on going back to sleep, and suggested filming something.
I set up the dining room table, so that the overhead light would be in good position, and set up the camera on tripod behind it.  
Merry picked out three paddles,  and used the RNG to pick out numbers of swats.
I positioned a big pillow on the edge of the table, for me to bend over.
We rolled camera, and shot a video of Her, applying swats of each paddle,  then She had me turn around to give me three swats of one paddle on my mons pubis. That really hurt. What a fucking sadist... 
We took a shower together, and She told me about Her date, and the oral service he gave Her, but She told him to stay away from Her clit, so She did not climax.  
AFter the shower, I offered Her service, as She sat in the easy chair, which She accepted, and climaxed in seconds.  
She said, "If you want to fuck me, I'll unlock you, as long as you don't come."
"No. thanks, anyway," I said, while thinking:  If I'm suffering from horniness, might as well be both of us.
So, I dressed and was killing time before leaving, with intention to leave half an hour before usual, and get to work early,  and pocket some extra time, so I might leave early on Wednesday.  
So,  I was dressed and ready, and couldn't really kiss Her good-bye, as She was reclined in the easy chair, and snoring.
In the car  18:07.
Fucked up traffic ... unusual for a Monday,  but seemed fitting for the way this whole fakakta work week has been, and I've only worked one shift so far.  
At work, 19:14, not as early as planned.
I was relieving a rookie, so I had to be very watchful as to how he had tagged out the night work.
Well, it wasn't BAD, but it wasn't terrific either.
Usually we get rez calls in dispatch after the last rez agent leaves at 22:00, but this night ... nothing from 22:00 to midnight.
After midnight,  though, my night was FUBAR. But that's a story for Tuesday's entry.

s l Sex       47 H
s l Org       47 H
s l Fun/me  8 H
s l Fun/Her 8 H
Locked      34 H
s Her l DO  7 H
s l CI            257 D
Vid produced  1
Gluten free     17 D
S Her l Date   10 H
S l P or M       12+ D

taken after the video: 

And getting ready for work: 



from  "Merry's Morning Wood Cure"
Naked, bent over edge of table.
42 swats, Pizza Paddle
29 swats, Light-Skinny
54 swats, Stinger paddle
Standing upright, facing camera;
 3 swats of Light-Skinny to my mons pubis


Monday, July 6, 2015

7.02 Thursday diary


01:30 UP,  p & s
03:15 awake...
07:15, up  fed cats and dogs
Made coffee, did some dishes...
Back in BR1 updated my "Scenes"  cards and notebook.
Watched  "Falling Skies", "Suits",  "Proof", "Zoo".
13:45 in LR, talked and made plans...
I set up the camera in BR2
We took a shower together...
Stitch arrived home early, 1500, after been released from work early for the long weekend, and CJ showed up at home almost the same time.
We told 'em both,  we would be filming, don't let the dogs into the bedroom.
After a few seconds of set up, with Her calling this Weekly Maintenance, we began, with me naked, face down on the bed, butt propped up by a few pillows and She applied  tawse, bonebreaker paddle, long cane, pizza paddle,  and church paddle.
CUT...and She took a few stills on my camera-phone.
(which appear on a different entry).
2nd video....in the intro, She had decided THAT wasn't enough.
So, me in diaper position...and she applied the Zombie Killer,  Delrin cane strokes to my taint,  then back onto my buttocks with spoon and skinny paddle.
Done...She took a few stills on my camera -phone.
I went to the LR to move the video from camera to desktop....
Then began the conversion from HD to mp4.
THen I followed Her to BR2,  and we quickly engaged in Oral, for Her as warm up, then Intercourse, resultingin an 'O' for me.
Then after clean up...
to the LR for phone games...
Talked to Dad
On the desktop to create screen caps from the vids....and loaded all to my flash drive...
And loaded the vids onto our c4s site, for Her to do final editing.
Dinner....  
Sheets in from laundry onto the bed...
and Sleep  2200 ish



D sl S  6 hours
D sl O  6 hours
D sl F4Me   8 hours
D sl F4Her   8 hours
D UN   94.5
D sHl O   6 hrs
D sl Ci   218
D G-F    43.33
D sHl D   2.5
D sl PorM   5

NIA ...
Setting the scene, in the below gif:

"Shilo, you embarrassed me in public.   The moment we get home and get the groceries inside, you will strip and stand in the corner, and stay there until I say otherwise."

...later...

"Turn around."
Shilo does;  she is holding the red strap.
"Go to the bedroom... get down on your knees, bend over the bed."
Shilo does; she comes and sits down next to him. 
And applies the strap across his buttocks, hard and fast.



Friday, June 26, 2015

6.25 Thursday Diary

...watched 'Clipped'.
SLeep.
Awake, 0300.   P&S.
Watched the end of some movie 'Death Squad', while redoing notebooks.  and sleep.
Awake 0600,  with another erection....looking at Her sleeping nicely, and decided to leave Her be.
She woke up ...after it had gone down...and I was half asleep.
WE got up , 8ish..
Let Donna out, fed dogs...
Talking, while I was making notes, and planning...
And ... I dressed, took the vid-cam into BR2 and focused it  from close corner of bed to far corner of bed.
I showed Her how to use the RNG app on my phone... to select a number of implements....(four, as it turned) out, and how to use it, to come up with a number of strokes with each implement...
and we went to BR2, started the camera, and slipped into a roleplay, that began with Her, yelling at me about getting homework done.
I undressed in front of the camera, and while wearing tighty whities and knee high white socks, got on the bed, FDAU, with my butt, back of my legs, to the camera.
She came up behind me, and lowered the briefs, to give my bare cheeks, ten warm up swats with her hand, then told me to get the briefs the rest of the way down and off.
She then commenced with 
 24 strokes of the 16" skinny wood paddle;
 24 strikes of the lollipop brush to each of my cheeks.
 40 strokes of the 18" Delrin cane, mostly to my sit spot. (still bruised from that, as I write this, 24 hours later)
15 strokes of the 24" Zombie Killer bamboo paddle.
Then She expressed remorse for having to spank me HA! and told me to get up, and get to my homework.
She took a few still pix, once I figured out how to do that on my 'new' phone.
We lay together on the bed, talking....
Which soon led to me giving her 'a kiss between the hips' then  some 'aggressive cuddling'.
Then we moved to the living room.
I 'took over' the desk top, to upload the video from camera to computer, while She sat in the easy chair, playing games on Her phone.
Then I converted video from HD to mp4...
Then grabbed a couple dozen screen caps... which I added a selection of, at the end of this entry.
And emailed the pix to myself so I would have them on my phone...
ANd loaded the video onto our clips4sale site, such that She would edit and activate it later.
I was finishing this, when She went into BR1 for a nap.
Once finished, I followed Her..
And slept from 2:30 to 7.
UP, into the living room.
She was at the computer, editing the verbiage on the c4s site prior to activation, and asked ME to take Stitch to the bank, in order to make a deposit before a check written on his account came in.
Merry had asked Stitch for his ATM card, Monday night & Tuesday night...   and it's always "I FORGOT"
IF he does not do something the moment you tell him, it doesn't get done.  He forgets.
Merry accepts this from him, but it drives me bugfucking crazy.
AT first I growled, "How did I get involved in this?"
...then I realized that was the sleepiness talking...I had just woken up...and after a few minutes, I was dressed, while telling Stitch to get ready.... and we were out, and back in a total of 20 minutes at the most.
I sat in the chair, while She was at the computer, or prepping dinner.
Then she served dinner, pork and rice.
After eating, I went to BR1.
She joined me.
I was laying quietly, eyes closed.
She asked about 'watching something'
We decided on 'Wayward Pines.'
And by the end of it, I was aroused, and 
I did a little "one to one with the bearded clam"
followed by some "agreeing on stuff"
...And I was ready to sleep


h sl S               0 
D sl O            36 12
D sl F4Me        1/2
D sl F4Her        1/2
D UN               87 1/2
H sHl O            0
D sl Ci              211
D G-F                36 1/3
D sHl D              1.5
D sl PorM           16+


IN the following picture, 
How did this couple get to here?
I like to imagine:
"Shilo, for your eight o'clock spanking, I want you naked, and kneeling on that chair, and bent over the back. You understand?"
"Yes, dear."
Along comes eight o'clock.  
Shilo strips naked as required, and kneels on the chair.
She comes up behind him and does whatever she will with whatever implements she chooses.



Another "Nearly Instant Arousal"(NIA)  picture (for me) clearly from Leda.  I'd love to see the film this still came from.  
I'd also like to know: how did they get to this point?
I can only try to answer that for myself.

She comes home from work, clearly in a bad mood.
She undresses, to the point of wearing fully body girdle and stockings, and picks up the paddle.
"Shilo, I've had a fucked up day, and you know I have to work it off."
Shilo gulps, and strips naked.
She pulls out a chair, looks down at it, then at him.
He goes to the chair, and bends over the back of it, puts his hands on the chair.
She begins swinging the paddle, and hearing his moans of pain cause her bad mood to dissipate.  
















Friday, February 27, 2015

2.27 Friday Diary and thought for the day

Up 2:30 for P & S, and again 05:40.
UP 8:50.  Free Donna,  feed all ...  rearrange my tool box, went out back to check on pool filters that I had soaked overnight,  did some dishes,  go on Her computer with mail and FL, and applications,  and fixed the screen for the doggy door.
Merry came in, and we got into a fight? Disagreement?
And we started working on bills, since it was payday for both Stitch and myself.  
We went through listing what we've paid recently, what we haven't paid, what we had to pay, and so on, til I had it on paper.

We finished...and were ready to do something relaxing.
From the bed room, I brought into the living room the camera, a selection of 'sticks' aka canes,  a couple crops, and the tawse.
She put on full length step-into pajamas.
I had two cameras set up, one with a straight-on view of my buttocks, with a boom microphone plugged into it, and another camera with a view of from my right side.
I counted something like:  20, short white cane;  35, long riding crop; 20, cane stick (no handle);  35, short black cane; 30, short crop, her right hand, then 20 with her left hand; 25 short white cane, and forty with the tawse.  "Results" pictures at the end of this entry.  I took some selfies with my camera, returned implements to the bedroom, set the cameras down by the computer for when I could get time to upload the videos,  and went outside to soak in the hot tub.
After an hour,  I got up, and showered and dressed...
She went to nap, and gave me computer time.
I uploaded the videos, and converted the formats, and grabbed some screen caps ..
And determined that when I plugged in the boom mike to the main camera, I did not turn it 'on', so there was no audio on that video at all.
Then we had dinner, and I read some newpapers.
Coco came in the house with the puppy she had just acquired.
As a puppy, she is twice the size of Cookie. She's gonna be huge, soon.
I went to the bedroom, and watched "Scorpion."
Asleep around 22:30

Hours s l S  133
Hours s l O  133
Hours s l  p   7
HOurs s l VIDEO 7
DAYS un  96
Days s l CI  93
HER DO  no






THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Diary WED Nov 19

Out  0920, and home 1024...
In...and talking...about Tallship, even including Coco in our conversation.
We showered together and set up the living room....
And shot a video; me on the spanking bench, as She applied 30 of the zombie killer and 40 of the new tawse to my buttocks.

Then we went outside, into better light, where She performed some minor surgery to 'the bump' on my back.
Then we took another shower,  got in bed.
I started with oral, which led to intercourse, and even a big O for me!

Got up, and something to eat, and I locked myself up... and went down for a nap, 1430.

1830, up... dressed and out we went, to attend a Chastity LA class at a local dungeon.

We left there 2115, 
 and went to Norm's for dinner.
I left there with Sunshine, and we went to Walmart for some shopping, and returned home 2330.
After some minor stuff,  in bed 00:30.

HsLS  11
HsLO  11
HsLD  12
Hr UN 472
Hs L UP  10
Her DO yes

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

10.21 Diary

Took off a bit early...0620....which seemed to help,  as I almost sailed home, arriving at 0700

I fed all the critters...and showered and dried and dressed, and went to the bedroom, and climbed in next to Her.
I dozed with Her an hour, and got up to fix a Daily Meal.  
Then, off to bed.
Got up for P&S and noted how warm it had become in my room, and She suggested I move to the other bedroom.
I suggested, She wake me up around 1700, and went back to sleep.

She woke me up, around 1700, 
and I came to,   and went to the dining room table, and sat sipping coffee, while watching Her play "Metropolis" on Her desktop.
And I wondered why the heck I got up so early.

Then She stood up, and said, "Shall I get a paddle?"
Well, finally.
"And the camera?" I suggested.
She went to the bedroom, and came back with hairbrush, paddle, and camera on tripod.
I suggested using Stitch as camera man.
I set up the spanking bench, and focused the camera accordingly.

We stood in front of the camera,  and She motioned Stitch to start it... and She said, "Get undressed."
I did, and Her right hand fondled the device surrounding my package, then She told me to mount the bench.
I did, and She applied 20 smacks to my left buttock, followed by twenty to my right. 
She motioned to 'CUT' and told me to get up.
I did, and She showed me the big long crack down the side of the hairbrush She was using.
She picked up the bamboo breadboard paddle, and motioned Stitch to start again.
I got on the bench, and I counted as She smacked...twelve times, then She motioned 'Cut'.
Our pit bull was sitting next to Snitch, and snoring so loud as to drown out the sound track.
She had Stitch put Donna outside, and we started over.
With camera rolling, I got on the bench, and counted out 45 smacks of the paddle directly across my bottom.


Then...She had me get up.
I uploaded the videos from camera to Her desktop.
Then moved them from one folder to another so I could find them.
Then I converted them  from HD to regular mp4.
And took a shower in the meantime.
Then I uploaded them to our clips4sale site, and left them for Her to add the appropriate verbiage.
And I dressed, and made coffee...and packed up, 
and three of us went to Her car, after I moved my car into the driveway.
Off and running at 1830, and at work 1930.

Not that I wanted to be, since my least favorite co-worker was doing set up, so I'd have to work in the same office as him for ... 4 hours.

Well.... got through it. 
There was one or two different moments when...  I just wanted to deck him, but he wasn't sitting close enough to me to do just reach out, and I didn't feel like getting up to walk across the room....

Probably a good thing.

HsLS  128
HsLO  197
HsLD   6
H L up  108 
Her DO  No



Here is ... my favorite video clip... one that ...back in my days of compulsive masturbation ...was nearly guaranteed to get me off.
This is just SO classic... SO perfect...   so much of what I want/wanted in a spanking...
If I didn't have a cage on my cock, I'd be getting hard right now.  IN fact, I CAN feel some pressure there.


Saturday, October 18, 2014

Thur 10.16 DIARY

So then I dug up the 2nd season finale of NEWSROOM, from on-demand, and watched that.
And to sleep, 0130.
She came in to bed, shortly thereafter.

My alarm went off 0700, as I was readjusting my body schedule towards working an early shift the coming Saturday.
Got up 0715, and fed the animals, unlocked the gate, and other stuff...
Sat at the computer chair, around 0820.
She got up, we started talking about scenes for video; She got a notebook and started doing some writing...
And we talked, and I started setting up the living room and the camera.
Then She sat in a chair, facing the camera, and I sat on the floor, in front of Her. With the camera rolling, She described Merry One, Two, and Three.  Then She had me get over Her lap, for an application of Merry Two, with thirty smacks of a hairbrush.
Next video:  with a stool in view of the camera, I stripped off my briefs...and bent over the stool, and She applied 20 of the first implement,  while I repeated the essence of our Rule One with each stroke, then She applied 20 of a second implement while I repeated the essence of our Rule Two, then She applied 20 of a third implement while I repeated the essence of our Rule Three.

On to the next video:  Me, on the spanking bench.  She applied 20 of a fourth implement, while I repeated the essence of Rule Four; She applied 20 of a fifth implement, while I repeated the essence of Rule Five; She applied 20 of a sixth implement, while I repeated the essence of Rule Six.
Next video:  Me, FDAU on the bed; She applied 20 of a seventh implement, while I repeated the essence of our Rule Seven with each stroke, then She applied 20 of an eighth implement, while I repeated the essence of our Rule Eight, then She applied 20 of a ninth implement, while I repeated the essence of our Rule Nine.

Next...and blessedly, final video:  Me, in diaper position, while She applied 20 of a tenth implement, while I repeated the essence of our Rule Ten after each stroke...and so on with Eleven and Twelve, 20 of each of yet different implements. 





All that ...led to getting on the bed, me giving Her oral DO(s) and some intercourse, then onto the computer to upload the videos.
Which took some time, but finally got 'em done, and onto our clips4sale site, and I left it to Her to do the wording.
Then we paid some bills, and I started on laundry and what not.

I moved into the bedroom, to catch up on some DVR tv...
such as two eps of Law&OrderSVU, and one of AgentsofShield, 
..and got the sheets on the bed...
And went to sleep  23:30.

Sunshine came out at some point, while I was watching tv, I think, and when I passed through the kitchen, she told me she had made some fixes on our site, and I snapped at her, telling her I did not care, I did not live the site 24/7, when I'm away from it, I'm away.
This might have hurt her feelings.
Anyway, she came to bed shortly thereafter. 

HsLS  8
HsLO 87
HsLD 9
HUN 676
Her DO Y


































Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Tues 10.14 Diary

I was chatting with Her and others in the Spanko chat room for 2 and a half hours.
She said, 'Good Night' at 04:00.
Will the morning when I get home, be a repeat of Monday morning, when She was too tired for filming ?  
We shall see.                                                        (0500)

Out 06:33
Home 07:22.
I fed the animals.
Showered, and dried, and ...still naked, went to the bedroom, and got in, next to Her, while She slept.
I took the bed covers off Her, pulled down Her dinky pinkies, and start 'applying oral', which successfully woke Her up, until She pushed me away.
Then She got up and was ready to start talk about ... shooting a video.
I told Her about an idea I had...AND that I my best idea was STILL to shoot the main body of the video out in the back yard, and ... She agreed.
I got up, and went out back, to set up the camera, chalk the spots for the tripod, etc, and went back in.
I handed Her the camera, went in the bathroom, peed first, then sat on the toilet lid, and ... began stroking.
Not surprising, my penis did not harden from the action.
My brain that controls it knew what was going on....
And She opened the door, camera in hand, and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Reading the Bible," I said.
Anyway....  She told me to go outside, and I went, and bent, putting my hands on the first rungs of the barstool, while She set the camera, and picked up a small paddle, saying, "I was going to use THIS one for His daily discipline, but now he is getting THIS one," while waving the Zombie Killer.
She whacked my buttocks and upper thighs 36 times, and my yelping was not faked.
We went back inside, and I put together my Daily Meal, which included the delicious Christmas pork that She had prepared, the night before. 
Then, I uploaded the video onto Her computer...
Converted the file to mp4...
Took a few screen captures...
And uploaded the video to our clips4sale site.
I let Her input the description.
And I went to bed, around 1045.

Woke up once, needing to pee, 1345.
And I was too tired to get up to go.  Back to sleep.
Alarm 1730...and still on my back until 1745, when I got up.
Went to the toilet...there a few minutes....
Changed my underwear, put on socks, shirt, tights...
Etc 
Mixed up iced coffee, kissed Her, Good bye..
In car 18:22.
Off and running, and at a dead stop on the NB 710 for about 20 minutes, then it opened up,... and off to the races.
At work 1930.

I'm told it was a 'frying pan' before I arrived...
But from the time I was there, seemed like the pan had been taken off the flame, and was getting cooler by the second. 

HsLS  39
HsLO  39
HsLD 14
Hr UN 628 
Video?  Yes
Her DO YES

Video screen caps