8.19 For a maintenance spanking:

So, I'm thinking....
  1.  Get the large coffee table out of the garage, bring it into the              living room
 2.   Use the velcro spreader bar on the ankles... tied down.
 3.   A pillow under the hips, to raise 'em up.
 4.   Rope around the waist
 5.  Head dangling over edge of table, probably, depending on               length of table
 6.  Cuffs on wrists, tied to legs of table.
 7.  Spank away!

 Difference between this and the dining room table: 
   Height of the target, mainly. 
  You could probably sit in a chair, with the target this low to the ground.