Wednesday April 18 Diary

In 0028

Well, fuck. A ride was input for 23:59 on 4/18 that SHOULD HAVE been for 23:59 on 4/17.  
Client called looking for car, not very happy with the explanation.
In Modesto.  Probably a one-company town, doesn't answer phone after hours.  No shot in getting him picked up.

Talked to Merry 0330, who was wrapping up some FeT-drama.
SHe called again 04:30, saying she HAS to get to Walmart today.
Watched The Newsroom 3:6.   Even though it's the series finale, it has pieces that feed into    
watched TNR 1:1-4
out  6:08
Home 7:19
Sorted my e-cig smoking tubes, looking for one that works...
Checked accounts at the desktop
Fed animals
MDM  Pulled pork w Avocado and apple and almonds
watched "Mom" 1:1, 2
Bed 850.
Talked a bit with Merry.
Sleep 0930
Up a couple times
Merry left to get to Walmart around 1530, got called by Stitch, who said his bike had yet another flat tire.
She turned around to go get him,  and told me it took 45 minutes ... well a long time...to wrestle the bike into the car.
She had Stitch go with her to go to Walmart.  
And arrived home 1755
Meanwhile I got up 1705
snack  blueberry yogurt + apple
Took pills: antiBi, BP, Atomox ...
Showered dressed packed
Kissed her goodbye
Car 18:13
Office 1926
In 1935

Not much going on.
Talked to Denny. He said, he kept his colo- appointment for 4/30, and would take his evening shift off, but he planned to work on 4/29, even though he would be drinking the clean-out juice all day long.
And I reconfirmed that I would take him to the appointment, and pick him up later.
Watched The News Room  1:5
OUt 23:59

Friday March 16 Diary

Some idiot called shortly after midnight, to book an SUV for Monday morning.  
First, why NOW? Why not call during the day? And she was totally unprepared. She did not have the initial pick up address in her notes... nor the address of studios for a couple of the stops... and five minutes of me waiting for her to find the cc this would be charged to... OY.
During THAT call...   five chauffeurs calling in 'clear' or otherwise, and the coordinator for the 20thCF thingee calling to make time changes for the morning.
Told him, I'd call him back....and I did, minor changes made.
0120
0230
0430 right now, and got a driver STILL at VNY Airport for what was supposed to be an 0300 arrival. (passenger on board 445, clear 0500 sent him home)
0435 0559
0ut 607 
home 706
710  845
Called rental office re undersink leakS.   Well, left messsage AND sent email to 'em
Called FirstPremiere re some silly letter we received about a change of address? or a replacement card?  which we did neither.
Called Apria,to see if I was 'on file' yet to get a CPAP. 
No,according to the English-as-3rd-language idiot I was talking to...so when I hung up, I called back, and ...got the same answer.
Called Dr Bells office,  determined, maybe they had wrong fax number by one digit. They were going to re-fax. Now I gotta call Apria back.
watch AP Bio.
Bed 915
1140
1230
sleeping
1525
sleep
1920
and up
Dinner   Fried chicken n Jojos
w   Deception 1:1
2045
and bed

Thursday Mar 15 Diary

0028 in
0200
Merry text a few times regarding digestive issues she was having
out 528  early because Stitch called for a ride.
0345...driver reported a flat tire in route to 0430 pick up.
Crap.  Woke up a driver to get the 0430 covered, and started juggling the rest.
0500   Stitch called for a ride to work 
05:28 out
0530
In car  stopped for gas
Home for S, 626
dropped S 640
Home again 659
S told me, animals had been fed
0715
Started a new blog on blogger
0840
Mdm  chili n cheese,   watched  "Living Biblically" #3
0916
in bedroom, got into discussion that created hurt feelings re "adultery" vs "polyamory" and the like.
Finally told her like this to STFU  so I could sleep ...0945
1245
Saw a text from her regarding her hurt feelings.
I replied by text, saying, Don't text me about this, or I'll ignore it. TALK to me.
So she came in bedroom and talked  for all the good it did.
Then she told me  (1445 or so) that she wasn't feeling well enough to go get Stitch. 
I thought that was a passive aggressive way of getting back at me, and told her, okay, I will, but I might wind up falling asleep at the wheel on the way to work.
SO she went and got S.
Sleep 1500
1600
up 1740
1800
showered dressed kissed her good bye
Car 1818   stopped for filters
Rolling 1826   arrived 1931
In 1938
1945
Only one "J" here tonight.  
And after weeks of slow nights, this was a bitch and a clusterfuck.
Huge movement for 20thCF, Coaches and buses from Century City to the Magic Castle, that could not get up the hill to the MC.
Many phone calls back and forth from the coordinator.
Meanwhile most of these folk for 20thCF are leaving town  TOMORROW...so just over a 100 rides for tomorrow... me trying to do the pm side setup between phone calls...
And Merry, calling me to tell me about some plumbing problem, pile leak under the kitchen sink.
I got 99 problems and they all came up at once.
2230
OUT 2358

Then, after midnight....
but that's tomorrow's blog.

15


ouoout

Feb 15 Thursday Diary

In 0028
Watched TWW 6:9-14
then
Driver had 3:45 pick up in Thousand Oaks, and reported being in Calabasas with a flat tire in 3:30
had a driver at base, ready to go... I called the client and said we could be to her at 0415; she was okay with it,and driver made it at just that time.
Then I had to readjust a bunch of other work....
Out 6:04
Home 7:13
Fed animals.
MDM  Stir-fry and rice pilaf.
Bed 7;45, reading til 8:15
Up 11:00 morning wood and peed
UP 1500  morning wood and peed
up 1720  
Showered .... device fell off in the shower, 
Got out, dried, and reattached the device.

Dressed, prepped,   kissed Merry good bye.
Car 1800
Office 1939
In 19:44
  Did pm setup for Friday (total 76 rides).
  Watched TWW 6:15, started on 6:16 
Out 23:59

Jan 16 Tuesday Diary

OTC 0028 to 0550
watched "London has Fallen"  (movie)
and "The IT Crowd"  (series on Netflix) 1: 1-6

Car 0559
Home 647
Fed the dog and cat
MDM  last of the Merry-stew and crackers
watched a Life in Pieces ep
Bed 0745
awake when Merry was moving around 0945
Again when she was leaving for an appointment 11:30
Again 1330 to pee
Alarm 1645
Slept til 1730
 Merry was texting back and forth with, well, what's his name.
Showered dressed packed   pills
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 1816
work 1938

Easy night til 2200
Avik departed, leaving me and Denny
Then stupid crap with Sprinters began....   due to the overwhelmed booker working on some event at the Regent Beverly Wilshire ...
That calmed down around 23:00

Watched  Curb Your Enthusiasm  6: 1-3

OTC 1945 to 2359

Dec 14 Thursday am

Chewed out THREE times.
One booker for whom we showed up at airport 24 hours early, and called the px and woke them up because it was 400 on East coast, and they in turn chewed out the booker...
One client in Houston...affiliate car no show
One client in WDC... affiliate car not even assigned, I think the assigned company is out of business, ride never confirmed.
And it's only 3:45 
well no more chew-outs
but it's 6 a.m. and the 5:00 reservationist still has not shown up!

THUR Dec 7 Diary

So after a quiet night, this morning went to hell-in-a-handbasket when a driver reported that he was tooling along..the check-battery light came on...and the car simply stopped running ... at 04:15 and he was heading for a 5:00 pick up in Moorpark.
Well, we (Sam came in at 0400) got that fine mess fixed.

OTC 00:31 to 05:44
Car 554 home 6:38
Fed animals
Changed to pajamas
Looked at my email
MDM  lunchables and peanut butter  (too tired to warm up chili that M made the night before
bed 0830
Up 110 0   1430
1635  showered dressed   long toilet 
phone requested an Android update so it let it go
Packed   kissed her GB
Car 17:55
Stopped for gas n filters
rolling 18:05
Office 19:27
OTC 1935 to 2359
Most things for the night were dealt with; I had to do some tweaking
Working with Jon and Andry.
Andry is just TOO fuckin loud   jeez
Did pm set up for next day
All was well until some agent sent an email around 00:30 requesting 6 different vehicles for Friday... one at 930 one at 945, others later.
Really didn't think I could get the early ones covered, but 5 phone calls later, I did.

Worked on my magazine
 Society of Strict Wives Magazine.

Here's Donna

and despite the use of the horrible word "need", I like this:

Wednesday 12/06 Diary

OTC 0028 554
quiet night til 445, when I realized that a driver had overslept and was about to miss her 0530 pickup
AND the fire along the 405 had started,  quickly shutting down the NB side.
What a fine mess.
Car 6:04   lotsa traffic home 710
Fed animals
Changed to pajamas
MDM canned beefstew n crackers
Bed 0830
no wake ups til 1430
Up 1630
shower dress pill pack, got some pie to take to Denny
Kissed Sunshine good bye
Car 17:18 
Parking lot 1849
In 1900 to 0000
Kinda busy, but not bad really.

Nov 30 Wed Diary

OTC 0028 to 0540
Car 548 to 640
Upstairs
Fed animals
Fetched S' checkbook to write a rent check
Went into bedroom to get an envelope
As I closed the door, Merry woke up and yelled, "Shilo!"
Which annoyed me, because I really dislike being yelled at when we're not in the same room.
I had a bit of attitude when I came back in and snapped, "WHAT?"
"Dinner is chicken in the fridge.."
"You made me come back for THAT?"
I mention it because this incident has become a bit of a 'thing'.
Back in car...
To PO on Pacific, dropped envelope in mailbox in front of PO
returned home  700
When in to bedroom to change to pajamas.
I was standing near the doorway, when Merry got up, trying to get past me and SNAPPED "Get out of the way!"
So  dinner   chicken n rice, took pill, watched  "Brooklyn 99"
Bed 0800
Awake once or twice.
Alarm 1630 up 1640
Showered dressed  took pill
Packed
Kissed M good bye
Car 1720
stopped for filters
Office pl 1914
In 1920 to 2359
Night had some rough spots as I was working with the least of the guys here.
So I had to monitor the night work, while setting up the next day's pm work.
And when chauffeurs came in that he likes to talk to, he talks a lot and he talks lot.
I actually put a finger in one ear to block the noise
I could complain, but I work with him only on Thursday nights, so maybe I can learn to grit my teeth and deal with it.

oct 26 thurs diary

otc 0026 to 532
crazy night with phone calls, 2 or 3 at a time
car 542 home 634
fed animals
pulled laundry
talked to M
S offered, declined  I am still miffed about the "timer" conversation
Oral offered  accepted
mdm  lunchables, pb on tortillas, chips
w CM
pills
Brushed teeth
In bedroom
sleeping
M out on lunch date
email from Dad
Thinking about work and Dad
 panic attack

text to Denny and Ivik
Denny said he would get my shift covered
sleep
up 1930
shower dress
dinner Pastrami on toast
w Vice Principals
bed 2030

October 13th, Friday Diary

OTC 00:25 to 05:45
A rough night...or morning...constant phones from 3:30 to 05:00.

car 5:55  stopped for gas
Home 7:08
Talked to Merry.
Spanking offered and declined
Fed animals
MDM chili n lunchables.  Watched Orville
Bed

While I slept, Merry went to a med appointment;  dropped the rent check off in HB, and dropped Babyman in HB, and returned home

Up 19:30 maybe
Spanking offered and declined
Dinner   chili n chips 

quickly back to bed.

October 11th Wednesday Diary

OOT  00:26 to 5:44.
In the car with Merry  at 5:52
Home 6;37
She went to start hot water for tea, while asking, "Do you deserve a spanking?"
"Yes."
"Strip and wait for me in the bedroom."
I stripped to a green thong and socks,  and waited.
She came in with the zombie killer.
With me bent over, hands on the door, she paddled my bottom with her right hand, her left hand, her right hand again, her left hand again, more than 60 swats in all.
We hugged.
I went off to feed animals and make MDM pork chops n lunchables.
While Watching Scorpion. She watched half of it, and went to bed.
At 8:00 I followed her.
Up once or twice.
Up 16:25 showered dressed 
Prepped
Called the landlord, who had messaged me about not yet receiving the rent check.
Car with Merry  17:14
Office 19:05
She came upstairs to use the restroom, then went back down to the car, to go meet her date at a restaurant.
In 19:12
Kinda of a quiet night
Up to the point at 2200 when some booker input online several rides in Cleveland.
Our primary affil. accepted 3.
I called our #2...but they have our company on credit hold.
I only got them to accept the ride by offering my own credit card.
Merry returned to the office around 21:30.
And went to sleep around 2230 
She got up in the wee hours for maybe an hour, and went back to sleep
OTC 19:12 to 23:56
What I wore under my pants to work:

October 3rd, Tuesday Diary

OTC  00:27  to  05:42

Complete hell coming from Las Vegas as  CBS and Fox moved their correspondents in for early morning shows. 

Watched "Good News" 1:6-10
Then CYE  3:7-9.
Car 05:40  
Stopped for gas
Home 6:39
Fed animals
MDM  pot roast n chips.
watched 'Scorpion'
Bed  7:45

Awake 11:30
Again,  15:30
UP 16:25  
Showered dressed pills
Packed
Kissed Merry good bye
to car
17:08
Stopped for filters
Office  18:55

OTC 19:02 23:48
Quiet night with Denny.

From Alex:

Sept 20th Wednesday Diary

OTC  00:29--05;40
Clobbered by angry guest looking for his car in Lebanon IN.  Many phone calls later, driver picked him up.
Clobbered again at 525 by an angry agent, wondering why she couldn't get through to Reservations...  (because the fucking reservation agent due in at 0500, didn't come in .. again...until 5:35).
Looked at spanko pix and ...videos we made...
Watched Curb Your Enthusiasm 1:3,4
Car 5:50 to 6:40
Upstairs, fed animals.
Contact lenses out
MDM  chicken breast n lunchables.
W TRMS Tues.
Bed 07:30.
Talked with Merry a bit
Sleep    
awake  up to p several times.
Merry got up 1530 showered dressed, went out and had house keys made.
UP 16:30
Showered dressed packed
Contacts In.
In car WITH Merry  17:18
Stopped for filters
Dropped Merry at the Deli next door to the office (date with V)  19:00
In 19:11  to 23;59
Denny working... quiet night.
Merry dropped by to bring Denny and me food from the Deli, then continued on to have coffee with V.
Around 9, she asked to be let into the office..
and hung around until  Denny took her home... 23:40.

POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy.  I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish.  You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... just say the words, "There's no place like home" and you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly told him what I wanted.
POOF!
I was fifteen years old... talking to Mom.  
"Now that I am going back to work," she said, "Each day when you get home, I want you to go to the neighbor lady's house, you know, Ms May, and stay with here til I get home."
"Mom! I can stay by myself!"
"You can do your homework there, or watch t.v., until I get home. Not another word about it, please."
In the next moment, fantasy-world time, I was in Ms. May's living room.
"Such a pleasure to have you here," she said. "Now, please follow me to the back bedroom."
I followed, and watched her sit down in a hardwood armless chair.
She looked at me firmly, and said, "Strip down to your underwear."
"Wha..." I started to say.
"Now!" she said, even more firmly.
Stunned, I began undressing, until I stood in tighty-whities.
She used one finger to beckon me towards her.  
I stepped up to her, and she reached out, and pulled my briefs down to my feet, and I stepped out of them.
Then she pulled me over her lap,  
I was still short, and my toes on one side and fingers on the other barely touched the floor.
She began slapping my bottom with her right hand, light and slow at first, then faster and harder.  
It certainly caught me by surprise.  It didn't HURT, but it sure stung.
She continued for a long time, as I softly moaned and groaned at each swat.
Then, she stood me up in front of her.  
"Hands on your head," she said.
She reached out and began stroking my penis.
In short order, I squirted, and she picked up tissue and cleaned up my mess.
Then, she picked up a hairbrush, and pulled me over her lap, once again.
She began smacking my bottom with it,  quite hard, quite quickly, and soon I was sobbing lots of tears.
She stood me up,  and said, "Go stand over there, with your nose in the corner."
I went and I stood.
She came up behind me, and whispered, "If you mention this to your mother, it will not happen again. Just.. keep that in mind."
A moment later, fantasy-world time, I was in her living room, having just entered.  She smiled,  and turned, and headed for the back bedroom.  I followed.  She sat in the chair, and without being told, I undressed. I went over her lap.  She spanked my bottom with her hand.  She stood me up and milked my penis.  She took me over her lap, and spanked me with a hairbrush until I cried.  She sent me to stand in the corner...
The scene repeated for the week.
Then came the weekend, and I was a bored teenager, sitting around at home.  
"There's no place like home," I said.
POOF
I was back in my living room, in my middle-aged body.  

September 12th, Tuesday Diary

OTC 00:29 to 05:49
W Dex 7:7-12.
Car 5:54 to 6:41
Fed animals
MDM  Pork chops n lunchables
W TRMS-Monday
Bed 0745
Up a few times
Up 16:25  
Showered dressed    2 pills packed
Kissed Sunshine good bye
Leaving early for work; Sam asked me to come in a little early
Car 17:00
Work 18:32
in 18:44 to 23:41

Busy night.
Busy fixing the morning work.
Busy  setting up Wednesday's evening work
at 23:25  got yelled out by some booker,  because we in dispatch don't usually deal with incoming reservation emails.   She said, "Well I've never heard of that....I'm gonna send an email to management there..."
FML

September 5th, Tuesday Diary

overnight woes:
Call at 03:00 (0500 in Houston) "where's my car?"
I call affiliate, and after some research, figured out THEY input the order (that shoulda been for 9/5) for 8/4! So no car.  Fortunately, client was cool, said, 'I'll take an Uber.'
At 3:15 (4:15 in Denver) I call affiliate for driver info for a 4:30 pickup.   Dispatcher can't find the ride for "Smith".  Oh shit.   He scans rides they are doing for us, goes down a list....and mumbles "I have Maria on location for Smith..."  Wait...that's the job I was talking about.  "Oh, I thought you meant 4:30 PM!"  Be still my heart.  Anyway, that one worked out.
Managed to watch Dexter 5: 3--8.
OTC 00:29 to 05:40.

Car 5:49  home 6:41.
Fed animals.
MDM stir fry n quesadillas.
Took a pill.
W TRMS-M
Bed 0800
Up 3 x or so
Up 16:40   Showered dressed
Took 2 pills. Packed.
Contacts IN
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 17:25
Parking lot  19:00
OTC 19:09
Denny and Andy both here.
Got approved for nights off 9/21 and 9/25, so we can start planning a mini-getaway.
Started  Dexter 5:9
Out 23:59

Barb:  "Zero Tolerance"

August 8th, Tuesday Diary

worked 00:49  to 0600
w the Newsroom 1:4,5,6,7
Car 6:05  home 6:54
Fed animals
MDM  spicy chicken soft tacos n lunchables
w TRMS-Monday but again no RM
Bed 0800
feeling very  stressful about the upcoming night at work, knowing it was gonna be a ballbuster
Up every couple hours to pee and worry
Up 17:05  toilet, shower, dress, pill, a/seltzer, pack, toilet
Kissed Merry goodbye
Car 1757
stopped for filters
on 101 1824 off 1904
office parking lot 19:10
Up and IN 1926

so yeah, the night was a ball buster, but  I am very grateful that Thing 2 came in as a backup.

out 'lunch'23:59



Fantasy for the Day
"Its about time you're up! I've been slaving in the kitchen, and you're sleeping the day away. I'll teach you..."
She picks up the round paddle, and says, "Strip and bend over, hands on the chair."
I do so, and she paddles my bottom long and hard.

Not entirely true for me, but I like the concept.

August 7th, Monday Diary

Slept and slept a lot more
up 945 to feed cats n dogs
Up to pee a few times
17:15 UP
 toilet shower dress toilet
Contacts IN,  toilet
Pill, pack,
Kiss Merry good bye
Car 18:10 
101 18:31, off  19:20
Office parking lot 19:25
Clocked in 19:40 to  00:01

Prepping for the Fox TCA (television awards) tomorrow.
200 rides. Oh my.   
I had to work with only Andre tonight.  If that's the case tomorrow,  I may jump out a window instead.

Damn I want this


Fantasy for the Day 
She says, "It's time.  Strip and come to me."
I strip, and stand in front of her, as she sits in The Chair, holding a wicked paddle. 
I stand there, arms behind my back, listening as she lectures on and on about my very misdeeds. I stare at the paddle, wondering how much it's going to hurt when she applies it to my bare buttocks.

I'm sure they do!

July 27th Thursday Diary

Worked  00:30 to 05:31
Car 5:40  home  6:20, Stitch on board, dropped him 6:35 and home 6:54
Fed animals
MDM finished the pulled pork, on tortillas
W TRMS-W
To bed
Talking with Merry
Who requested, and I obliged her, with a 'gasm.
Sleep 0900
Up 3 x to pee
Up 17:20
Went to take my pill so I wouldn't forget again
Toilet...shower...dressed
packed
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 18:02
work 19:30   
In 19:40   
Night work wasn't AS bad as I feared, but still .... bad.
AMGEN board of directors meeting, keeping us too busy.
Once the night was covered, I had to set up the next night.
Was working with Thing2: a good Thing.  


Fantasy of the Day:

I come home from work-errands-whatever, and she is waiting in The Chair, holding The Brush, and tells me to strip and get over her lap.
I do so...and she smacks my bottom hard and long. 
Maybe she gives me a reason for it, maybe not.

July 3rd Monday Diary

Contacts OUT
In bedroom, continued "Django"  until I fell asleep

Up several times to pee

J was up 7:00 to call vet; got an appointment for 8:30, so she was up and out with Stitch...

They were back before 9:30 ...
 Diagnosis:  old dog vestibular disorder.  

 I got up and J made breakfast for me, scrambled eggs topped with cheese, and linguisa on the side.
Then, back to bed.

Up again; the mail had arrived, including my new purse. 
I've been trying in vain to find the box containing my bags, somewhere in the house or garage. And so I've been on a mission to find one small one for essentials as my heretofore day bag has become cumbersome and heavy.
I ...packed it, and it works.
Back to bed....

17:15  Up   toilet, shower dress
Contact lenses in.
Pill, pack, kiss J good bye.
And looked for the car keys.
Got Stitch involved as we looked around the house.
Stitch found 'em buried in the couch.  
Without been told, J bent over, and pulled down her shorts, ready for some swats to her derriere (for not properly hanging up the keys) and I applied a hand swat to each cheek.
And, then I was out.
Car 18:03 Office 18:56
IN 19:12.
  working with Frank
  which is like, working by myself.
  32 rides for Tuesday.  You'd think it was a holiday.
Watched TWW 5:22, 6:1, 6:2
OUT 23:35
In 00:05