Saturday, January 2, 2021

Shilo's Spanking during Football game

During the Sugar Bowl, kick off, 5 pm, for example.

Clemson, favored by 7.5, referred to as F
Ohio State, underdog, referred to as U

When F scores, TD or FG, 1 swat per point. (6 or 7 or 8, 3)

When U scores, multiply by 1.5 and round up. TD = 9, PA = 2 or 3, FG = 5.

If F scores TD on kickoff return or punt return, +3 to points.
If U scores same way, +5 to points.

Turnover in favor of F, +3
Turnover in favor of U, +5.

Turnover with TD for F, points +3 + 3
Turnover with TD for U, points +5 
+5
Safety for F +6
Safety for U +9

Halftime score:
If F leads, 5
If U leads, 8

Final:
If F covers spread, 6
If U loses, covers spread, 9
If U wins, 12

All sets delivered at first commercial break after score
A different implement to be used on each set, up to 10 different, then duplication okay.

So, final score U 49, F 28
77 + 28 swats
Turnovers, 13 swats
Half time, 8 swats
Final, 12 swats
Total, 138 swats

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