September 28th Thursday Diary

OTC  00:40  to 05:40
Watched 2:10, 3:1-5
Out 5:48  
 Stopped for gas, then e cig filters
home 6:52
Put trashcans out to curb
Up stairs
Fed animals
Checked on Merry   sleeping pretty well
MDM  chicken and quesadillas
W TBBT (25th)
bed 0800
UP 5 x to p
16:25 up   p shower dress pack
p   Kissed Merry Good bye
Car 17:12 
P/l  18:58
OTC 19:03  23:57
Easy night....

September 27th Wednesday Diary

OTC 0056 to 0540
W  CYE 2:4-9
Car 549 home 6:44
Fed animals
Talked to Merry for awhile
MDM  chicken n lunchables
W Episodes
Bed 0800
UP 4 x to p
up 16:25  
showered dressed peed a couple times 
Talked a bit
Packed
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 17:30  
Pl 19:05

OTC  19:15  to 00:00

September 26th, Tuesday Diary

Up many times to p
8:30 up to feed cats n dog

16:00 up....rushed to toilet...diarrhea
Showered and dressed.
More runs,  didn't make it, messed my shorts.
Dressed again.....    repacked bags...
Put on  incontinence underwear with a towel around my butt, just in case...
Kissed Her good bye
Car 17:30  
Bad traffic, P/l 19:10
but no incidents.

In 19:18 out  00:24

Updated Diaries,  spreadsheet, budget....

September 25th Monday Diary

Awake 10ish, with check out time  noon.

I mentioned how mad I was last night about the tablet volume thing, and she got mad that I was telling her NOW and not last night when it happened.
So,  she said in a quiet voice, "Turn over on your stomach, Please."
I knew what was coming,  and with a little feeling of  "OH BOY" and a lot of feeling of "UH OH" I rolled on my stomach.  
She pulled down my briefs to my thighs, and fetched the new leather paddle (that she won in a raffle at the last party she went to) and .... smacked across my buttocks with it a dozen times, and it HURT LIKE HELL! then she applied another 12 vertical swats, various fast, not as hard.
The discussion was over.
We got up n showered n dressed n packed the car.
She went to the front desk and checked out, and were on our way
First stop  gas station  then
 LA Purisima State Park and Mission  (12:15)
Then a stop at Anderson's, to take pictures  (12:50)
Then Ostrichland (13:00)
Then to Solvang (13:30) where we parked, and walked around, checked out a couple bakeries, a gift shop, an antique store...
Started looking for lunch.
The Mermaid Cafe seemed to have  80% Mexican food, we kept going.
The Big Bopper  was an order-at-window-sit-outside place, we kept going.
We settled on Paula's Pancake house, which was inside, had a useful restroom...
Lunch was good, service was excellent.   Too many flies, though, because the front door was kept open.
15:30 in car, and went for a drive to the Hans Christian Anderson State park.   We drove through there, then headed on out via 246 to the 101. 
We stopped in Santa Barbara, at the Mission just to use the bathroom
And kept on rolling.
17:00 through Ventura:  Merry had a list of things she wanted to do in Ventura but too late now...  so we decided to, on some weekend, or rather a Friday when I'm off, to make a day of it in Ventura.... quite possibly on my birthday weekend. 
We had thought to attend a Munch at a Denny's in Sherman Oaks.
but it started at 19:30, and it looked like we would arrive at 18:30 to 18:45, so we ditched that, and from the 101 east, I took the 405 south and headed home.
Merry called Stitch when we were 10 min. away, to see if he wanted to join us.  He answered the phone! and he did want to join us. We stopped at home, he got in, and we went to the Black Bear diner.
Home again 21:00
I read Sunday's paper; Merry went to bed (Stitch had put clean sheets on the bed in our absence).
At 22:00 I watched the new show  "Good Doctor"
  then went to bed.

How I felt when she told me to roll onto my stomach.

September 24th, Sunday diary

Another lazy morning  until 1300

Awake moving around...some football

14:30 in car   to  99c store,  then Ross  then  'home'
I read papers that I acquired....
She napped

Up 19:30  and out to dinner, at Anderson's, again.  We over tipped a good waitress the first time: Merry did not tip this one at all.

back in room.... channel surfing...
"Miss Congeniality" was on, which she likes, so we left it there.
I turned on my tablet, to watch CYE, and she said, "Your tablet is louder than the t.v."
So I turned it off, and rolled over and went to sleep.
I was mad...furious...but I did not say anything then.... yet I also knew I was really too tired to watch it, so it really didn't matter that much.

Wish I was waiting MY turn

September 23rd Saturday Diary

Hanging around motel, half sleeping...etc  until

15:00 out   
   to Chumash  (15:45)
She played slots while I found one monitor out of like 30 that had the OU Baylor game.

It was too stressy for me at the end of the 3rd, so I found her, and pulled her away from a machine, and we went to the buffet.

After gorging at the buffet, I had a BAD attack of diarrhea, and could not get to a toilet in time.   Quite a mess in my shorts.

We returned to motel  roughly 2100

and sleep.

I was honestly AFRAID to ask for this in our motel room
When I had a panic attack, it's because I was thinking about it.

   

September 22nd, Friday Diary

Watched AHS,  and CYE       bed 0230
Up 8:30  coffee packing
showered dressed packed car  (1045)
On the road  11:00

12:42   stopped in Ventura for drinks

13:22 stopped in Carpenteria to walk on the beach

14:10 stopped at Mission in Santa Barbara

16:00 at motel in Lompoc\
checked in, brought bags in

19:00 left Motel to
   Andersons Split Pea Soup
2130 back in motel

sleeping

Hope I get invited.

September 21st Thursday Diary

OTC  00:29 to 05:38
Watched  CYE  1:6-10, 2:1-2
Out 5;57  home 6:48
Trash cans out
Fed animals
MDM  pork n lunchables
Watched trms -w
bED 7:48

Merry took Stitch to an audiologist

UP 10, 1300
Coffee
downstairs for CD box and small suitcase
Sorted CDS
Changed Bags
Read some newspapers
Merry n Stitch home from shopping
Watched  Salvation-13th, Salvation 20th, 
Gotham new 
Dinner   stir fry n rice
Watched Orville, Zoo-14th n 21st 
bed.

Color me jealous.

Sept 20th Wednesday Diary

OTC  00:29--05;40
Clobbered by angry guest looking for his car in Lebanon IN.  Many phone calls later, driver picked him up.
Clobbered again at 525 by an angry agent, wondering why she couldn't get through to Reservations...  (because the fucking reservation agent due in at 0500, didn't come in .. again...until 5:35).
Looked at spanko pix and ...videos we made...
Watched Curb Your Enthusiasm 1:3,4
Car 5:50 to 6:40
Upstairs, fed animals.
Contact lenses out
MDM  chicken breast n lunchables.
W TRMS Tues.
Bed 07:30.
Talked with Merry a bit
Sleep    
awake  up to p several times.
Merry got up 1530 showered dressed, went out and had house keys made.
UP 16:30
Showered dressed packed
Contacts In.
In car WITH Merry  17:18
Stopped for filters
Dropped Merry at the Deli next door to the office (date with V)  19:00
In 19:11  to 23;59
Denny working... quiet night.
Merry dropped by to bring Denny and me food from the Deli, then continued on to have coffee with V.
Around 9, she asked to be let into the office..
and hung around until  Denny took her home... 23:40.

POOF!
In a cloud of smoke, a Genie appears in front of me, and intones,
"I am the Genie of Fantasy.  I can not make you rich or famous, but I CAN put you into any fantasy world you wish.  You can stay in the fantasy world as long as you want... just say the words, "There's no place like home" and you'll return to this real world, and only one minute in real time will have passed."
I eagerly told him what I wanted.
POOF!
I was fifteen years old... talking to Mom.  
"Now that I am going back to work," she said, "Each day when you get home, I want you to go to the neighbor lady's house, you know, Ms May, and stay with here til I get home."
"Mom! I can stay by myself!"
"You can do your homework there, or watch t.v., until I get home. Not another word about it, please."
In the next moment, fantasy-world time, I was in Ms. May's living room.
"Such a pleasure to have you here," she said. "Now, please follow me to the back bedroom."
I followed, and watched her sit down in a hardwood armless chair.
She looked at me firmly, and said, "Strip down to your underwear."
"Wha..." I started to say.
"Now!" she said, even more firmly.
Stunned, I began undressing, until I stood in tighty-whities.
She used one finger to beckon me towards her.  
I stepped up to her, and she reached out, and pulled my briefs down to my feet, and I stepped out of them.
Then she pulled me over her lap,  
I was still short, and my toes on one side and fingers on the other barely touched the floor.
She began slapping my bottom with her right hand, light and slow at first, then faster and harder.  
It certainly caught me by surprise.  It didn't HURT, but it sure stung.
She continued for a long time, as I softly moaned and groaned at each swat.
Then, she stood me up in front of her.  
"Hands on your head," she said.
She reached out and began stroking my penis.
In short order, I squirted, and she picked up tissue and cleaned up my mess.
Then, she picked up a hairbrush, and pulled me over her lap, once again.
She began smacking my bottom with it,  quite hard, quite quickly, and soon I was sobbing lots of tears.
She stood me up,  and said, "Go stand over there, with your nose in the corner."
I went and I stood.
She came up behind me, and whispered, "If you mention this to your mother, it will not happen again. Just.. keep that in mind."
A moment later, fantasy-world time, I was in her living room, having just entered.  She smiled,  and turned, and headed for the back bedroom.  I followed.  She sat in the chair, and without being told, I undressed. I went over her lap.  She spanked my bottom with her hand.  She stood me up and milked my penis.  She took me over her lap, and spanked me with a hairbrush until I cried.  She sent me to stand in the corner...
The scene repeated for the week.
Then came the weekend, and I was a bored teenager, sitting around at home.  
"There's no place like home," I said.
POOF
I was back in my living room, in my middle-aged body.  

Sept 18 Diary Monday

Up several times to p
8:00 up to feed animals
10:00 up  coffee
with Merry, watched AHS-Cult and Preacher
Back to bed for nap 1245

Up 16:20
Shower dressed   contacts IN
Packed
Kissed her good bye
Car 1725  office  18:56
In 19:02 to ...

I expected Denny to be here, but then I have not seen a schedule for this week either..
So  I relieved Sam and worked with Andy .....  
  Good thing, not much going on.   



Barb:   "BUSTED"

SEPTEMBER 19TH TUESDAY DIARY

OTC 0030 to 536
W  Vice Principals, Episodes,  Curb Your Enthusiasm 1:1,2
Car 5;44 home 6:27
Fed animals.
MDM cubed pork and cole slaw, 2 pills
Went in bedroom, saw that Merry was awake
Sat on couch, watching TRMS ...
Felt the stirring of an erection.
I just don't like bothering Merry if she is sleeping, but I knew she was awake, so I went in the bedroom, and .. lay down.
We talked a few minutes, as I lay there.
She asked, "So..what's wrong?"
"Well, I had an erection when I came here, and it...went away."
"Oh," she said, "maybe I can help..."
She helped...with her hand, and it came back.
She pulled off her panties, and got on her back...I knelt between her legs, to give her oral and get her wet...
Then she said, "Get up here!"
I got up there, and mounted her....
She was moaning a bit...and told me later, it was from a developing leg cramp.
I came ...rather quickly, at least for me....
I knelt between her legs, and cleaned her up.
We talked a bit,  and I went to sleep

Up a few times to p
Up 1630
Showered dressed  packed
Car  17;23
Stopped for gas
Office  18:58

In, because I forgot to clock in right away 19:18
Denny was here with Andre.
Quiet night, under control
Denny left 21:30 ish
Andre at 23:30 on the dot.

Reminds me of a video we made:

Sept 17 Sunday Diary

Merry/Sunshine  was sick through the night,
Stitch stayed up with her, then I did, while she rested on the couch, between sickness bouts.
after an hour had passed when she did not have to go be sick, i pulled her off the couch to go back to bed.

UP 930.  she was awake and shaky, wanting to stay in bed

I had coffee and read the Sun paper.
Stitch and i watched football.

Sunshine got up and started looking through the AAA guidebooks to see what looks interesting to visit on our trip.

Merry had a date/meeting at 18:00 and still not feeling 100%, asked me to drive
Car 17:35 ...I dropped her at Pies at 18:00 and went to Von's for a coupla things.
I was in car, leaving the parking lot of Vons when she called, ready to go at 18:25.
Picked her up...
She told me,  this one was a bit of a dud
Home 18:40
Watched more football
Dinner   steak n cole slaw
20:00 W Orville
Then Suits..
Contacts out
Bed 2200

Sept 16 Saturday Diary

up  several times
830 shower dress pills
930 to car
wouldnt start
called Uber
...to her Gyn apptmnt
...then  to AAA to get guidebooks
..home
Joni  went up i stayed with car and called AAA
Technician arrived and...the car started.
anyway, the starter and alternator seemed ok, the battery had somehow drained
i let the car run in the driveway awhile then wentupstairs
online, looked at Fet, reading about ShadowLane party, got depressed about never having gotten to go to it...went to bedroom to lie down with eyes open
1630 up n dressed, as were Stitch n Joni
Car 1700  it started! and off.. to southeast LB almost Seal Beach
Joni requested a stop at drug store for which we had time
Arrived Claimjumper  !740
Were seated quickly
I ordered pizza and salad bar
J: pretzel appetizer, salad bar, rotisserie chicken
S soup and jambalaya
Nobody had room for dessert
exit 1915
Stopped Vons for milk
home  2000
J  to toilet and bedrrom
S and I  watched   USC Texas
I went to bed, missed the OT finale

Before midnight, Joni started making many trips to toilet due to nausea and diarrhea.

September 15th, Friday Diary

OTC  00:24 to  ...
W Dexter 8:12.    Finished Dexter so
W  "Sing".
2  'where's my car' calls at BWI.  Never found the first driver, client took a cab.   2nd driver did not answer his phone, but client found him.
1 'where's my car' in Cleveland: driver at wrong hotel
1 'where's my car' near Nashville.  She called a few minutes early; driver was right on time.
Client called at midnight, to book 5 cars in various cities for her boss.
Caller from England called, looking at an invoice, wondering why the bill was for two hours, when the trip only took one hour.  
   (TWO HOUR MINIMUM!)
Caller from England ..did not understand difference between 'meet and greet' (which is a REP) and actual car n driver service....
now 5:10 am, waiting for SOMEBODY  (such as a.m. Dispather or a.m Res-Agent, both due at 0500) to show up...
M in 520, Sun in 530.   
overturned semi on 101 at 170
out 536
car 543--630
fed animals
mdm fried chicken n coleslaw
trms-th
bed  8

up 20:
din  beans n franks
back to bed

September 14th Thursday Diary

OTC  00;30 to 05:39
W  Dexter 8: 7-11
Car 5;47
Stopped at CVS for a few things
Home 7:08
Fed animals
MDM  Beef n chips
W TRMS W
fell asleep on couch
Bed 0930
Up  to swap Anniversary presents with Merry
up to pee a couple times
16:55 up
Shower dressed packed   2 pills
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 17:40
Office 19:14
OTC 19:23 23:54
High volume night but not ... busy busy.  

September 13th, Wednesday Diary

OTC  00:11 to 05:45
W Dex  8:1-6
Car 5:50
Stopped for gas
Home 6:55
Merry was up n baking somethin' for her granddaughter
Fed animals
MDM  Beef n lunchables
W TRMS-T
bed 0800
Up  3x
UP finally 17:00
Showered dressed     2 pills packed
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 17:33
Office 19:07
In 19:14 to 00:00

Expected a very busy night.
With J-2 and Denny here,  things were much under control.
Confirmed I will be off work  Nov 7th 8th 9th
Need to change my next appointment with Bell which is Nov 6th.  Already have a morning apptment for that day.   Then I have to go to work that night...

September 12th, Tuesday Diary

OTC 00:29 to 05:49
W Dex 7:7-12.
Car 5:54 to 6:41
Fed animals
MDM  Pork chops n lunchables
W TRMS-Monday
Bed 0745
Up a few times
Up 16:25  
Showered dressed    2 pills packed
Kissed Sunshine good bye
Leaving early for work; Sam asked me to come in a little early
Car 17:00
Work 18:32
in 18:44 to 23:41

Busy night.
Busy fixing the morning work.
Busy  setting up Wednesday's evening work
at 23:25  got yelled out by some booker,  because we in dispatch don't usually deal with incoming reservation emails.   She said, "Well I've never heard of that....I'm gonna send an email to management there..."
FML

September 11th, Monday Diary

Up 7:30
Fed animals
Coffee...
W with Merry   AHS-Cult
THen alone, Episodes
With Merry,   ZOO
alone, Salvation.
Napping on couch 11:45
Up 1330
Again 15:00
UP 16:50
Showered dressed packed  
2 pills
Kissed M good bye.
Car 17;35
Office 18:53
OTC 19:04
OFf  23:59
Finished Dex 7:6.

September 10th, Sunday Diary

Up  for snack  Lunchables with peanut butter

Up 0930  
Coffee
Sunday paper
Watched Suits
W Dexter  7:6 (most of it)
W 6 eps of Preacher with Merry n Stitch
W Orville with Stitch
Dinner  pork chops n chips
W a BBT rerun
Bed 21:30

September 9 Saturday Diary

up 8;00
coffee toast
bill pay online
rd Thurs paper
football
Dexter 7:4
dressed
Car with Stitch 1245
Dropped S at his son"s place
Daiso store
7-11 for filters
home 1411
football
Dex 7-5
packed a toy bag for J
found socks for J
W OU Ohio St
  Boomer Sooner!
  Merry, out to a party around 8.

To bed.

Up later for 'dinner': lunchables and an eclair.
Merry came in  midnight-ish wanting me to go with her to get dinner.
I declined: she woke up Stitch to go with her. 

September 8 Friday diary

OTC 0030-546
w Dex 6;11-12, 7;1,2
cr 552 to 643
fed animals
MDM beef stew
W TRMS-Th
bedroom
watched Jaws, Jaws 2
Sleep 1100
up 2x
Up 1800
2 pills
w TRMS-F
dinner tacos and refried beans
bed 8,,,,
up up up

September 7th, Thursday Diary

OTK 00:21 to 05:38
W Dex 6:4-9
Car 5;53
Home 6:40
Put trash cans out to curb
UP..fed animals
MDM   beef stew  n chips
W TRMS-Wed.
Bed....
Up 2x
Up 16:50
Showered dressed, 2 pills, alka seltzer
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 17:29
Work 18:57
OTC 19:05 to 0000
Fran left as soon as I came in.
Both "Things" still here.  Almost everything under control, so ... quiet enough.
Some discussion about the New Guy, Andy, being trained to do the O/N and Thing 2 moving to the 4 3rd shift slots.
My reaction:   "Horrible idea."
But it wouldn't effect any of my shifts.
W Dexter 6:10
Barb:  "Mothers Values"

September 6th, Wednesday Diary

OTC 00:29 to 05:56
No drama like yesterday morning, at work
W Dex 5:9-12, 6:1,2
Car 6:03  home 6:53
Fed animals
MDM  Fried chicken   cole slaw   lunchable
W TRMS - T
bed..

Up several times.

Merry out  for morning dr, then a meeting, then Stitch to audio.
Returned home  17:25

17:00 up showered dressed   2 pills... packed
Kissed her good bye
Car 17:42
Parking lot 19:12
OTC 19:20
  Slow night     nothing like the next morning, oh gosh and golly
OFF clock  23:51
While watching Dex 6:3
Denny stayed to  1: something, since he didn't get in til 15:30 he said,    but he slept in his chair the last hour.

September 5th, Tuesday Diary

overnight woes:
Call at 03:00 (0500 in Houston) "where's my car?"
I call affiliate, and after some research, figured out THEY input the order (that shoulda been for 9/5) for 8/4! So no car.  Fortunately, client was cool, said, 'I'll take an Uber.'
At 3:15 (4:15 in Denver) I call affiliate for driver info for a 4:30 pickup.   Dispatcher can't find the ride for "Smith".  Oh shit.   He scans rides they are doing for us, goes down a list....and mumbles "I have Maria on location for Smith..."  Wait...that's the job I was talking about.  "Oh, I thought you meant 4:30 PM!"  Be still my heart.  Anyway, that one worked out.
Managed to watch Dexter 5: 3--8.
OTC 00:29 to 05:40.

Car 5:49  home 6:41.
Fed animals.
MDM stir fry n quesadillas.
Took a pill.
W TRMS-M
Bed 0800
Up 3 x or so
Up 16:40   Showered dressed
Took 2 pills. Packed.
Contacts IN
Kissed Merry good bye
Car 17:25
Parking lot  19:00
OTC 19:09
Denny and Andy both here.
Got approved for nights off 9/21 and 9/25, so we can start planning a mini-getaway.
Started  Dexter 5:9
Out 23:59

Barb:  "Zero Tolerance"

September 4th, Monday diary

Late snack...fried chicken n lunchables

Up 10ish
Coffee
Sunday paper
Talking with Merry about a possible 'anniversary celebration road trip'
Watched House  5:17, 18
Nap  1530 to 1650
Up showered dressed packed    
Kissed Merry good bye

1747 car
1800  11 miles
1805  17.6 m (halfway)
1806  18.1 m (on 101)
1809  21.7 m (through downtown)
1816  28.m  (through Hollywood
1822  34 m  (off 101)
1827  35.2 m   (in parking lot)

OTC  18L43  to 23:59

Reservationists gone by 19:00, so generally fucked up night, as most holiday nights are.

Barb  "The Substitute"

September 3rd, Sunday DIary

Up several times
8:00  awake  checking email
9:00 woke up Merry
Showered dressed  coffee
Ready...
Car 10:53  with Sunshine, headed to downtown LA  Hello Kitty store
An hour or so there, departed, 
headed back to LB  to find lunch.
Then a stop at Walmart..
Home  15:30..
Nap on couch 
Started watching UCLA-Tex A&M 
Dozing, went into bedroom.
Woke up to see a great finish by UCLA
Sleeping some more
Contacts out
Up 2300 for ice cream...

Barb   "the Naughtiest Boy"

September 2nd, saturday Diary

Up 2 or 3 x

7ish up in living room 
Coffee pills   Thursday's paper
Watched  
  Suits
  Dexter 4:10, 5:1, 2  
  OU vs UTEP
  
Merry joined Rob n me to watch Zoo
 She lasted through half of one episode, and went to bedroom
Rob n I finished three episodes that were back logged
Started watching  Bama vs F.St
Went to nap 2200 22:30
Up for dinner Lunchables close slaw  ice cream
Back to bed  23:00

Barb  : D and his Mommies

September 1st, Friday Diary

OTC 00:20 to 05:39
W Dex 4:6-11
Car 546
Stopped for gas
Home 6:32
Fed animals
MDM  chicken n chips
Watched "Episodes"
Bed ....
Up 2 or 3 times
Too fuckn hot
Up 16:00 in living room
Napped on couch

Dinner Fried chicken n, jojoes, cole slaw
watched Salvation
Back to bed 2200

Barb:  Mother Takes Over

August 31st, Thursday Diary

OTC  00:29 to 05:33
W Dexter 4:1-5
Took a nap at my desk
Car 5:51   home 6:33
Fed animals
MDM  last of the chili  n  chips
TRMS-WED
Bed 0800
Up 1200, 1530
Alarm 1640 then 1650 then 1700
Up showered dressed  (P & T)
Packed
took 2 pills
Kissed M good bye
car 17:34
18:00  16.1 miles
18:01  1/2 way there
18:02 on 101
18:18 at Grand offramp
18:30  just short of Sunset
18:55 off the 101
18:59 in p/l
up stairs..
Clocked in 19:07
Toilet
(19:15  22:30)
Out 23:59
Started Dex 4:6

Barb  "Teddy in a Tizzy"