*Hmmm* Scenes venus Three special punishment video

A roleplay:

Making a video of special punishment.

<Camera on him>

Her voice:  “For a repeat violation of Rule number ….,  you will be receiving special punishment. Be in the living room at 2 o’clock, prepared to receive instructions.

…

<Again, camera on him, fully dressed>

Her voice:  “In my chat with friends, I’ve mentioned special punishment .  Some have expressed curiosity, so I’ve decided to video record this session, and post it in a fashion that it can be seen. Notice [..] holding the camera.  Camera on, please, focused on him.”

Camera on him, she continues:  “This is Special punishment, being administered for a repeat violation of rule number … in our Marital and Household Agreement.  Start by .. stripping, naked.”

He does so.

“Get the pillory, put it in the center of the floor, there.”

He does so.

“Face the pillory, ankles in the clamps… separate the bars, put your junk in between the bars, and screw down the bars….. okay, now then…”

She enters camera, kneels down, to close and lock the ankle clamps.

She picks up an inflatable vibrating butt plug, lubes it, slips it between his cheeks, into his anus,  gives it a couple pumps, as he flinches, and activates the vibrator.  She produces a bar of soap, holds it to his mouth. “Open!” 

He opens his mouth, she shoves it in. “Bite down.”

“Stretch out your arms, open your hands.”   He does, and she puts 3 lb. dumbbell weights in each one. “Hold them.”

“Your goal is to hold on to those, until I say otherwise.” She goes, off camera.

Camera zooms in on the plug in his butt, his package sticking out between the bars, the shaking in his arms, the look on his face….

After five minutes, she returns on camera, and takes the weights out of his hands, as a look of relief crosses his face, and he slowly lowers his arms.  She stops the vibrator, and removes the plug from his butt.  She undoes the screws on the bar clamps, separates the bars, and with a hip movement, his pulls his junk out from the bars. She kneels and unlocks the ankle clamps, and says, “Turn around.”  He does, now with his butt to the pillory, and she relocks the ankle clamps.  She brings a stool, for him to put his hands on, and says, “Bend over.” He does,  and she adjusts the pillory’s height, then pulls his sac out, between his legs, puts it between the bars of the pillory, and screws it down.  She brings over the full enema bag (that she prepared during his earlier ‘down’ time, and inserts the nozzle of the double bardex into his anus, and inflates it.  She puts a sheet of paper down on the stool where he can see it. “I am going to remove the bar of soap, and you will immediately begin reading this over and over, while I start the enema flow,  and you will continue reading while you retain the enema. Now…begin.”

She takes out the bar of soap, and he makes a face, and begins reading:

“I will not raise my voice at my wife…. I will not direct sarcasm at my wife… I will not direct foul or abusive language at my wife… I will not argue with my wife in an angry fashion…”

She opens the valve… the bag empties into his rectum. He grunts and groans and grimaces as he continues reading, sometimes through gritted teeth.

After five minutes,  she return within camera… undoes the screws on the bars and separates them, pulling his sac out from between them, and kneels to unlock the ankle clamps.  She takes the enema bag off the stand, and says, “Stand up… take this and go, evacuate. Get cleaned up, and come back here. You have ten minutes. Go.”

He hurries off camera, to the bathroom.

<Camera fade out/in>

Still naked, he returns, to stand in front of her.

She says, “Tell me what you’ve learned.”

“I will not raise my voice at my wife, I will not direct sarcasm at my wife, I will not direct foul or abusive language at my wife, I will not argue with my wife in an angry fashion.”

“Fine.  NOW, go clean the bathroom – tub, toilet, sink and floor.  Then, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.  Then, go to the corner. Once I see you in the corner, you’ll have fifteen minutes there, before I administer a Merry Two beating.”

He walks off camera.  Camera goes to her; She says, “And there it is…”

Fade out.

* :-/ "Scenes Heart two Pillory Training

♥ 2

In the cock n ball pillory (CBP)

"Time for some Pillory training," she says. "Get naked, get in here."

He is summoned and he appears, naked.

  He steps into the pillory, ankles in the clamps, and she locks them.  The vise is opened; his cock and balls are inserted between the bars, and the clamp is tightened.

He holds his arms straight out, and weights are put in his hands.

He must hold his arms, straight out, for (RNG 2-10) minutes.

If he drops his arms, he is given a two-minute rest period, then starts again, with two minutes added to the original time.

If he is unable to finish the allotted time on three tries, she applies (RNG 8-15) strikes of the waffle maker, sharp side, to the FRONT of his thighs.

If he completes the trial within three tries, she applies (RNG 10-20) strikes of the waffle maker, dull side, square onto his buttocks.

He is released.

*ok* Scenes Spade Nine pegged enchaste

♠ 9

Roleplay:  pegging him while he is in chastity

“Oh?” She says. “You’ve been locked up for SOOOO long that NOW you want penetrative sex?  I’ll GIVE you penetrative sex.  Get your clothes off, and get on the bed, FDAU.”

He strips down to naked, showing the CD locked onto his genitals, and gets on the bed, FDAU.

She enters the room, searches through a drawer, produces a strap on, and straps it on.

She rubs lube onto the dildo, then moves in close to him, applies lube between his cheeks, and onto his anus, brings the tip of the dildo to bear on the target, and pushes in, while he pushes back, and she fucks him.

“THIS is what you wanted, RIGHT, dear?”

“Yes, honey, yes…ohhh ohhh.”

After (RNG 5-10) minutes, She withdraws.

“Now that you got what you wanted, it’s my turn for what I want.

*gs* Scenes Diamond Queen bad boy gets enema

♦ Queen

Role play:  a bad boy is given an enema, then more

“You’ve been such a bad boy!” she says, taking him by the ear into the bathroom.  “Get undressed.”

He strips, while she fills the enema bag with cold water.  “On the ground,” she says.  He gets down, FDAU, She administers the full bag.

“You will hold this for fifteen minutes, or it will be very painful for you.”

If he is unable to hold it, he is bent over a chair, and (RNG 20-40) swats of the zombie killer are given, then he is sent to stand in the corner for 15 minutes.

If he succeeds,  he is treated to a (RNG 5-10 ) minute session of his ass being fucked by a strap on.

*HMM* Scenes Diamond Jack CT+pillory+humbler

♦ Jack

Corner time, CBP, and Humbler, oh my

"Time for more training, Shilo, get naked."

He is sent to stand naked in the corner for (RNG 10-30) minutes.

He is called out, to step into the CBP, ankles in the clamps, bent over, and   balls pulled back between his legs and into the vice.

His ass and anus is used and abused at her pleasure and discretion, which could range from no contact at all, to contact the whole time,  with plug, dildo, Icyhot.  

He is released, and told to stay in position long enough to have the humbler attached to his balls.

She sits down, and receives oral service.

"Now start housecleaning..."  

He does so, with the humbler in place.

*OK* Scenes Diamond two caned for smoking

♦ 2

Roleplay - Caught puffing

She leaves the house.  He waits a few minutes, goes into back yard, produces a pack of cigarettes from a hiding place, and lights up.  

       He is puffing away, when she walks out into the back yard, saying, “My lunch date cancelled… what the fuck are you doing?” 

         He rolls his eyes upward, as he puts the cigarette out, and follows her inside, and sits down at the table.   

   “How long have you been smoking … again?”                                                  “Hmm, not rightly sure.”                                                                                  “Don’t give me that crap, I’m sure you keep track of how many cigarettes a day, just like you used to. So, WHEN?”  

   “Oh, six weeks….” 

            “How many a day?.... Don’t guess, look it up… and better yet, give me weekly figures,  from today to last Friday as one week, and backwards from there….”    

     He fetches his notebook, and starts figuring, and announces, “Per week, from the last week, and going backwards:  55, 63, 72, 74, 56, 63.”             “So,” she says, slowly, “Tomorrow , at a time of my choosing, you’ll be getting one stroke of the dragon cane for each of those cigarettes  the last week, and every other day thereafter, one stroke for the week before that, and so on, until it’s all paid off. Understand?” 

   “Yuh…Yes, dear.”

THE NEXT DAy

She says, "Its time"

He appears, naked, on the bench.

She applies  55 strokes of the long cane.

*hmm* scenes spade 10 the RPS

♠ 10

Using the Random Punishment Selector

Video camera is used for each session, with or without third party operator

*Very Hard : Base swats 120 – 200*

*Number of implements:  4*

>Zombie Killer

>Wooden spoon     

Medium church paddle   

>Black Delrin cane

*Positions to select from (four)*

                                                >Diaper                                                                                                                   >Bent over chair

ON spanking bench  

In Pillory, bent over with balls pulled up from behind  

 >FDAU on bed                                                                                                >FDAU on bed with humbler attached to scrotum

*State of dress:   Naked*

*Four extra punishments*

>Corner time                                                                                                           >Enema  

 >Ginger fig                                                                                                          >Icy Hot

Corner time given is divided by four, to be performed in between spanking sets. 

   The ginger fig is inserted during whichever of the spanking sets is longest, as determined by the number of swats                                                                              The enema is administered  after all the spankings, using the double bardex nozzle, and retained as noted by the program, and the Icy Hot is rubbed in while the enema is being administered.

*grunt* scenes spade three SIssy for the day

   ♠ 3

All day Sissy

He is told to strip, and take a shower, and shave all over.

Once he is dried and ready, a chastity device is locked on.

He is given to wear stockings, bra, panties,   to wear around the house, nothing else.

He does housework or whatever else around the house, dressed that way.

If they have reason to go out, he wears a dress over the lingerie.

Three times during the course of the day,and more if She chooses, he is put over her lap, for a spanking, with implement of Her choosing, for duration of (RNG 10-20).

Twice, and more if She chooses, She bends him over bed or chair, and pegs him for duration of (RNG 5-10 min). 

*grunt* SCENES I'VE WRITTEN VENUS SIX, mom teaches future daughter in law

Roleplay: Mom shows the future daughter in law, wherein J plays ‘Mom’, D plays “the son”  and the future DiL is only heard, never seen.

<camera on him,  voices off camera, as he fidgets, looks down, seems nervous>

Mom: I am so glad you’ve accepted his marriage proposal.

Her: Oh, how could I not?  He is so good to me, I love him so much.

Mom: When you say, good to you, how do you mean?

Her: He is caring, thoughtful, considerate, kind… you know, just nice.

Mom: How do you think he became that way?

Her: His upbringing, I’m sure YOU had bunches to do with that.  And he STILL comes to see you, nearly every day, as near as I can tell.

Mom:  Uh huh. SO, have you two been um intimate yet?

Her: <giggling> well……

Mom: You are adults, I’m not trying to pass a judgment, just curious… with lights on or …not?

Her: Well, lights off or … very dim.

Mom: So you haven’t had, say, a good look at him, with the lights on, like in the shower, or something?

Her: Well, no… have I … missed something?

Mom:  <chuckles> Perhaps.  I want to discuss his upbringing, and how I’ve ensured that he has become kind, thoughtful, considerate, all that good stuff.

Her: Okay.

Mom:  Every day, growing up since he was in his teens, every time he comes to visit me, whether I have a good reason, or if it’s just because I want to remind him, I spank his bare bottom.

Her: silent a moment, then giggling, “Say again?”

Mom: I spank his bare bottom.  And I believe for your long term marital harmony, that you should continue to do the same.

Her: Really?  And he’s going to let me?

Mom: It’s not a question of ‘him letting you’. You are going to demand it, and he will submit to it.

Her: Well… um… I wouldn’t know where to start.

Mom: And so, this get together, for a demonstration.  As your life together goes along, you don’t need to follow what I show you chapter and verse. You may well find ways and means more suitable. I’ll just show you the way I have done it, and if you stick to the basic ideas you’ll do fine.   So to start…         Dear, go get the hairbrush and cane.”

<camera has been on him the whole time.   He makes a face, tilts his head upwards to the ceiling, and says, “Mom, please…”

<off camera>  “Back talking me, are you?”

“No, Mom,” he says, getting up. Camera watches him leave the room, and return, carrying the church paddle.

<camera swings to Mom, sitting in a straight back chair with no arms.  He hands Her the paddle and cane, she takes them in her right hand, puts the cane aside.>

“Start stripping.”

He grimaces, and hesitates.

“Do not keep me waiting.”

He takes his shirt off.  He takes his shoes off.  He takes his pants off, and stands still, in socks and tighty whities.

“At this point, you lecture as needed, regarding anything he has done that has displeased you since his last spanking and if there happens to be nothing, you can call it a reminder.  Then…”

She reaches over, pulls his TW down to just above his knees, and pulls him down over her lap.

She slowly and steadily beats his buttocks with the hairbrush (SD [1=4, 2=5, 3=6] x 10) times.

She stops, and rubs his buttocks affectionately.   Then, “Stand up.”

He does.  And she tugs his TW the rest of the way down to his feet.

She stands up, and turns the chair around.  “Bend over it.”

He bends over the back of the chair, grabbing the seat of the chair with his hands. 

She puts down the brush, picks up the cane, stand behind him, to his left.  She taps his buttocks with the cane,  and says “Count.”  And she delivers (SD [1=4, 2=5, 3=6] x 3) strokes, waiting for his count after each before delivering the next.

“Stand up, and go to the corner there, hands on your head.”

He goes, camera follows him.

Off camera, she says, “Corner time is completely  optional, your discretion.  I put him there because I like seeing his red bottom on display. And it gives him time to think about the discipline, and any behavior modifications he needs to make.  How long he spends in the corner…up to you.  Maybe a short time, if this was just … maintenance, maybe a longer time if this was punishment and discipline.”

Her: Okay.

Mom: This is probably why he has not let you see him naked in good light.  He didn’t want you to see the marks on his bottom.

Her: <giggles> Yeah, I expect so.   So…. How often, did you say?

Mom: For best results, daily.  If you skip a day, you might find yourself skipping another day, then another day.  I think it’s best to set a routine, a specific time each day or evening to do it.  If you’re prepared to set up a specific time with him,  and start taking care of this yourself, then he really has no need to come visit me every day.

Her:  Oh, I am,  I really am.

* :-) *Scenes Spade Jack Restrained for the cane

♠ Jack

Restrained on spanking bench for cane strokes

"This punishment is for ......"   

Video camera on, or a third person operates the camera.

Naked, with cuffs on wrists and ankles, he mounts spanking bench.

She ties the cuffs to the loops on the bench.

She delivers strokes of the cane across his bottom, as he counts aloud, and she counts to three (one-one thousand-two-one-thousand-three-one-thousand) before the next stroke. 

Every five strokes, she switches sides, until all strokes are given, number determined by RNG 20-40.

She puts down the long cane, picks up the black Delrin cane, and proceeds as before, number of strokes determined by RNG 10-20

She puts down the black cane, picks up the clear Delrin cane, and proceeds as before, number of strokes determined by RNG 15-30.

Finished, she undoes the restraints. 

He stands upright, and bends over, for a clear view on the video camera of his bottom.

*:-))Scenes I've omega five The Spencer Rule

Ω 5

Roleplay :  the Spencer Rule,  based on the Spencer Plan

<in the car, returning home from the supermarket>

Her: “You were very rude to me in the market, and you publicly embarrassed me.”

Him: “I’m sorry….I…”

Her: “I’m invoking the Spencer Rule.”

Him:  “Honey, please, I…”

Her: “Do not argue. Not one word. I’m invoking the Rule.  Get the groceries in, put them away.  Then tell me you’re ready.”

Him, quietly.  “Yes, dear.”

<Home. Presumably groceries in and away>

Him: “I’m … ready,  my wife.”

Her:  “On the bed, FDAU.”

He nods, and shuffles off, to the bedroom, where he strips, naked, and kneels on the bed, feet just hanging off the edge, with his face down on the bed, and he waits.  And he waits. 

 And hears her footsteps as she approaches.                                                                      And hears her, in the closet, getting out the implements specific to the Spencer Rule.

“Count!” she says, as she begins swinging the long leather strap, landing it across his buttocks, as he grunts, and counts each swat.

She stops at fifty-seven, puts down the strap, and picks up the long skinny paddle, and begins applying it firmly across his buttocks, as he groans and counts.

She stops at fifty two, puts away the paddle and strap.

“That’s it, it’s over, it’s done, you are forgiven.  Put on something, if you want, and come on out when you are ready, I’ll have dinner ready soon.”

]

* ?? * SCENES diamond seven Post orgasm torture

♦ 7

Post Orgasm Torture

He is naked, on the bed, on his back, legs up and spread, and tied to the top of the bed.  His wrists are tied to the bed frame behind him.                                   She uses her finger or a toy in his anus with her left hand, and strokes his penis with her right hand.  As he gets close, she puts a condom over his penis, to avoid a mess.                                                                              

   She continues stroking, until he cums.

   She takes the condom off, then begins POT:

This must be done immediately after ejaculation. She grasps the shaft of his cock with one hand (hold on tight!) while rubbing the head of his cock with the palm of her other hand. His cock should be lubricated. If there is residual cum left over after an ejaculation, that will work just fine. This action will drive him absolutely crazy so be sure he is properly restrained or he might just escape your grasp. He will NOT be able to restrain himself without a great deal of practice, so don't expect him to.

She continues until it does not seem to be having an effect.

*OK* Scenes I've written, Two clubs StepMom demonstrates

♣ 2

A roleplay:  His step mother shows the fiancée, what her boy should have

He, she and step-mom are sitting in the living room.       

Step- Mom says, “Mary, I am so glad he finally popped the question, and you accepted. It will be wonderful to have you as part of the family.”   

 “Well, thank you...”                                                                                                     

“Call me ‘Mom’.  SO, one thing you need to be aware of, need to be prepared to take care of, although I can certainly help, until you are ready to completely take over…”         

   Puzzled:  “Is….?” 

 “His discipline.”   

“His … discipline?”   

I have ascertained over the years, that he requires discipline, on a regular basis, and at times otherwise as needed, for him to keep his mind focused on his goals, on what he needs to be doing… otherwise, he just sort of … wanders.”  

“So ….  discipline… ?   As in…?”

  “Spankings.  Bare bottom spankings.  Birthday suit spankings. Naked-as-a-jaybird spankings.  While over my knee, or bending over a chair, or lying flat on a bed.  With hairbrush or paddle or belt or strap or cane or whatever seems best at the time.” 

   Her mouth falls open, then closes, the a smile forms on her lips, and she finally says, “Really….?”                                                                              

“He has been coming to visit me every other Sunday for … heaven knows how long,  you DID know about that?”

  “Well, yes, but I’ve been working every Sunday until just recently, so it was certainly okay by me.”

  “Ah.   Have you had occasion to see his bare bottom, in the couple days after he visits me?”

  She blushes and says, “Well, no, we were working opposing schedules Sunday through Tuesday, and often did not see each other from Sunday morning to Wednesday evening.”

   “Ah.  Then he had no call to explain to you how the marks and bruises on his bottom got there.” 

   “Um, no, he certainly did not,” she said, chuckling.  

      “His visits to me are for disciplinary maintenance sessions.    I apply certain punishments as maintenance, and after he confesses to me his wrongdoings during the two weeks, I apply further punishments, which often leave bruises or welts on his behind.” 

  She gasps in near shock.

      “Oh, don’t be horrified.  Nobody has ever died from bruises on the bottom, or even taken on any permanent damage.   Ask him if it’s done him good.”    She turns to him, a quizzical look on her face, and he looks at the floor, and nods, yes.                                                                                                                She shrugs in an ‘okay then’ expression.                                                     “So, assuming that the application of spankings is not currently in your skill set…”  

No, it’s not…”   

   “I am ready to give you lessons,  hands-on, you might say, and continue with providing his disciplinary needs, until such a time as you are ready to do it all yourself.”  

  “Great!” 

    Ready to begin now, I hope.”                                                                           “Definitely.”                                                                                                   “Then, let’s get started.  These are the implements I have used (she shows RNG 4-6). I say 'Get ready,' and he....'

A nod to him, and he blushes, and strips down naked.

"Over the knee is my favorite way to start."

"Then, standing, bent over a chair."

"Then, leaning over the table."

"Then, on the bed, Face down and ass up."

....

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"When I agreed to marry you, I told you that you'd have to get my mother's consent. 
 This is how she gives it."

Scenes Venus Five tawse and plug

Roleplay: in which, she administers Merry One, with him over the box, and creates a video for teaching.

Camera on her: “For a violation of rule #12,  I’m invoking Merry One, to be administered at 3 o’clock, here in the living room.  At that time, the box/bench should be ready, right there and you should be in the corner.

………..

Camera shows the box/bench, in the middle of the floor in the living room, then goes to him, naked and standing with his nose in the corner, in the entry way.

Her voice: “In my chat with friends , I’ve mentioned ‘the box’/bench and I've been asked asked, ‘What is the box/bench?’ So, we’re filming this video to showcase the box/bench, and how it is used. As of right now, he’s been in the corner thirty minutes. So… honey, get over here.”

He turns around, and steps up to the box/bench, and bends way over it, so that his toes are on the ground on one side, his hands grip the legs of the box on the other. (or, on the bench)

She takes a belt or rope, and ties it around the legs of the box, around the back of his knees, keeping his legs tightly together.

She takes another belt or rope, and ties it around his lower back, and around the box.

She uses other rope, to tie his wrists to each leg of the box.

She stands behind him, and picks up the tawse, and says, “You will say ‘I will clean my bottom’ followed by the count number.  Ready?”

“Yes, my wife.”

She swings, the fingers of the tawse slap into his buttocks, and he moans, “I will clean my bottom ..One.”

WHAP  “I will clean my bottom .. TWO…”

WHAP  “I will clean my bottom… THREE..”

She continues for (RNG 20-40)  Strokes.

She stops, puts down the tawse.

The camera lingers on his reddened buttocks.

She undoes the belt/rope around his knees.

“Spread your legs.”

She picks up the locking butt plug.

“Now, to reinforce this lesson…”

She puts a condom on the plug, lubes it, and inserts it into his anus.  She pushes the plunger, causing it to open, inside his rectum, as he moans, and she inserts a lock into the hole in the pole, and sets the lock.

“Now, your ass is locked until I decide otherwise.”

She undoes the rope around his waist, and the ones at his wrists.

“Get up.”

He does.

“What have you learned?”

“I will … keep my bottom clean.”

“Yes, you will. We are done.”

They hug, and he says, “Thank you, my wife.”

Fade out

♥♥♥ Scenes Heart Jack The whole toy bag

♥ Jack

Restrained on bench for … everything

Video camera on, or a third party operator is used.

She lays out, on the table, which is next to the spanking bench, every implement in the toy bag that’s worth a damn.                                                          

She calls out, “SHILO, time for your maintenance spanking!”     

e enters…naked, with cuffs on his wrists and ankles, and kneels on the bench.  She clips the cuffs in place.

   At the table, she hits the RNG from (10 to 30).

    She does not announce the number… she picks up the first implement in the line, and applies that many strokes or swats or smacks of it, across his buttocks, as he counts aloud.

Finished, she puts the implement in the bag …or away, elsewhere, and hits the RNG again.

Once all implements have been used, she unlocks him.

He stands up, and bends over, to give the camera a good view of his buttocks.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ Scenes Omega three Rules reinforcement

Roleplay  Merry Three

He is at work.  Around lunchtime, she sends him a text:

“ Tomorrow, Merry Three at 2 pm, get the spanking bench out and ready, then be in the corner, naked, at 1:45”

He sighs, and replies “Understood, my wife.”

Next day… at home…  and he is nervously watching the clock. 

11:00 …  11:30 …. 12:00  … 12:30…  the minutes start creeping.  12:45… 12:55.   1:10 …  1:20 …   1:30.

He gets up and slowly goes to the bedroom, and undresses, to naked, with an eye on the clock.  At 1:44 he heads for the corner, at 1:45 he is standing in it.

After fifteen minutes, he hears her say, “Get on the bench.”

He turns around, goes to the bench, looks at the table next to it, where the wooden spoon, church paddle, and zombie killer have been laid out, and gets on the bench.

She comes up, and picks up the wooden spoon, and says, “This is a reinforcement lesson.  With each swat, say, “Toilet seat down” followed by the count number.

Whap ‘Toilet seat down …one.”

Whap ‘Toilet seat down…two.”

After ten repetitions, she says, “Turn signals”.

Whap ‘Turn signal..one’  ‘Turn signal .. two..’

After ten reps, she says, “Blog updated”

Whap. ‘Blog updated…one. Blog updated two’

After ten reps, she says, “Announce bedtime”.

Whap ‘Announce bedtime..one. Announce bedtime ..two.’

She puts down the spoon, picks up the church paddle.

“This is for talking shit about your roommates, so say, ‘No shit talk’.”

Whap ‘No shit talk …one. No shit talk …two.’

After ten reps, she says, “Give daily orgasm”

Whap ‘Give daily orgasm…one.  Give daily orgasm..two.’

After ten reps, she says, “Keep ass clean.”

Whap ‘Keep ass clean…one. Keep ass clean…two.’

After ten reps, she says, “This is for No public embarrassment of me, so just say ‘No public’ “

Whap  ‘No public…one. No public ..two’

After ten reps, she puts down the church paddle and picks up the zombie killer.

“Your bottom is looking quite red and sore already, and now, I have the most important points to impress on you.  Start with, “I will not lie.”

Whap ‘I will not lie ..one. I will not lie ..two’

After twelve reps, she says, “This refers to using sarcasm with or to me, so just say No sarcasm.”

Whap ‘No sarcasm…one.  No sarcasm..two.’

After twelve reps, she says, “This refers to swearing at me in an angry abusive fashion…say, ‘no swearing’.”

WHAP  ‘No swearing …one,  No swearing…two’.

After twelve reps, she says, “No raised voice”.

WHAP ‘No raised voice..one. No raised voice…two.’

“This refers to, arguing with me in an angry fashion.  Say, ‘no angry fights’.

WHAP ‘No angry fights…one. No angry fights…two.’

After  twelve reps, she puts down the ZK.

“And…I’m done.  Get up and give me a hug.”

He gets up, hugs her, and says, “Thank you, my wife. And may I say something else?”

“Speak freely.”

“You fucking bitch, that really hurt.”

She chuckles. “Of course, it was supposed to.”