6.04, Thursday Diary

Up, 117, pee and snack. 
02:30 eyes open
0600 eyes open.
845 up, about 15 min. before my alarm.
Feed dogs and cats, unlocked the back gate.
She was awake and out of the bedroom, before my alarm. 
Scooped and hosed down the back yard.
Fixed the doggy gate attached to the screen door.  Made coffee through an uncooperative coffee maker.
She took down the torn shower curtain, I assisted in putting up a new one.
Did some dishes, started the dishwasher. 
Set one Videocamera to record,  changed battery on the other oe.
And settled into the bedroom.
Spike arrived for his date, if that's the right word with Merry.
I came out of the bedroom long enough to say 'hello' and shake hands, then retreated.
They went off to the other bedroom.
I watched "The Newsroom" 2:3.
Started up my contrary laptop, and moved vids to a flashdrive.
After an hour and change, Spike departed.
Merry warmed up bean soup for Herself and me.
Which had me going to the toilet.
I sat in the living room a bit, while She was at the computer desk.
I thought about it, more and more....
And when She stepped away, and into the bedroom for a minute, I disappeared and came back with the red paddle, one as yet unused, given to Merry as a present at a PSC munch, no idea how long ago, and I left it on Her chair.
With a little prodding from me, She noticed it, picked it up, looked at me, and said, "Go get on the bench."
I ... did.
A number of painful swats from that paddle were followed by more swats with the heavy wooden spoon, followed by the long skinny tan wood paddle.
We moved into the living room, and took some pix:

and into the bedroom,  where I started by straddling Her thighs for a hairburger,  then at Her urging, engaged in "a bit of how's yer father".  
Finished, 1400 or so, and She fell asleep.
I left the room, to talk to CJ, about dogs and comics.
I called a comic shoppe that CJ said she called...and I was told, they were not buying.
I composed an email to another comic shop, and it bounced back.
I emailed the pix on my camera to Fetlife and to here, so I could post them...  and found myself dozing.
Awake after a bit, I finished NR 2:5.
CJ was outside, exercising the captive dogs, and I took the opportunity to go into the library..in the back of the garage...   in order to rearrange it to accommodate future trips I will make into it, and also to find some books for Merry. 
CJ suggested I go through the up n down garage door to go around to the front door so as not to risk a pack of dogs coming through if I opened the side door.
SO I did, with a box of stuff I was bring in.
The front security door was locked. The main wood door was open. I pounded and yelled, no answer.
I turned around, and saw Merry's car was gone.
ERRGH.
I went back around through the garage, and saw that the dogs had been brought in from the back yard to the kennel, anyway, so there was no fear of escape.
I took my box into the house, grabbed a flashlight and went back outside, while shooting a dirty look at CJ, when she told me, "Merry told me that She was going out for a minute."
"Thanks."
Back in the house, about 19:15
Watched NR 2:6 and half of 2:7.
Dinner, skillet fried beef strips, broccoli and carrots mixed, and rice.
I watched "Aquarius."
She came into the bedroom.
I finished 2:7 and went to sleep  23:00.
And was up not much later for "P & S".

D sl S   5/12
D sl O   15 1/2
D sl F4m  5/12
D sl F4h   5/12
D UN  66 1/2
D sHl DO  5/12
D sl C  190  
D G-F 15 1/3
D since Merry 'dated'  1/2

2.28 Saturday Diary and thought for the day

UP 01:30  p& S, again 05:30
UP 09:00.  Stitch had taken care of the animals.
I gulped some coffee, got dressed in outside clothes, gather equipment, and went out front to begin mowing/whipping the inner front yard.
Stitch came out shortly to start raking behind me.
Once I was done whipping, and picked up a second rake, and we continued til it was done.
Then I gathered wire and began repairing the wire fence on the eastern edge of the house by the driveway.
And I thought I repaired the fence by the northern edge of the property at the back gate; come to find out later, Donna still managed to get out, later that evening.
I went in, and began a tool-rearrangement project.
Then I leveled the stove, which had been sitting at a slight slant for some time.
Then I tried to swap out printers, and install a newer one that Coco was gifting us, but I did not have a working power cord for it.
Then I worked on a pen-rearrangement project.
Then I spent an hour in the hot tub.
Then I showered and dressed...
And went with Merry in the bedroom.
After inquiring if I was up for up, and I said I was, I stretched over Her lap, and She applied 25 smacks of a light wooden spoon to my outer buttock, then had me rotate 180 degrees, to apply 25 smacks to the outer buttock.
Then we began fooling around,  and having a little sex.  
No happy ending for me, but it was still quite enjoyable.
We got up and out of the bedroom, around 7.
I went to the computer, long enough to download screencaps from the video onto a flashdrive.
I started laundry..
And went into the bedroom, for some TV.
"Suits"   then dinner, while watching "Justified"
Then Merry came in, and we watched "Gotham" and "The Big Bang Theory".. then we watched all of "Clerks II"
ANd asleep,  01:30.



Thought for the Day

Tue 09.16

In car 0610, as I wanted to RUN (well, drive really fast) to my bank and cover a fourhundred seventynine dollar overdraft. Don't ask how that happened.
Then rolling home...and arrived 0705.  
I feed all the animals... while noting that Tallship was in Her bed, next to my sleeping wife...
I stripped off, went into the bathroom for a shower...
He was out by the time I went in, naked...
And I tapped Her on her forearm to wake Her up... and got on the bed, and pulled down Her Hinky Pinkies, and gave Her oral service.
Which led to Her pulling me up, wanting intercourse.
I had just enough of an erection to make entry, and we were going along pretty good, when Her phone rang. It was Her son, BooBear, telling Her about his latest car problem.  
She managed to get him off the phone, by which time, my erection was gone. 
We made a joke about 'coitus interruptus', and cuddled for a minute.  
Then She asked, "Would you like to get your Daily Discipline over with, early, so you can get to sleep?"
"Um, sure....  "
"Now, am I supposed to go get it, or are you?"
"I believe  it's written in Merry Two that YOU tell ME what to fetch," I said, thinking about the wooden spoon.
"Good, I don't feel like getting up. Go get the wooden spoon."
I chuckled, and got up to go get it.
"While you're at it, go out... well, not like that, ask Tallship to go out and see if I locked my car."
Tallship was in a chair in the living room, and I asked him to go out.
Sure enough, it was not locked, and I told Her so.
She jumped up, and put on Her robe, while I put on shorts, and we went out to the car, to look for any evidence of vandalism or rummaging or someone helping themselves to whatever.
There was no such evidence,  and She locked the car, and we went back in the house...Her to Her bedroom, me to fetch the spoon from the other room.
I entered Her bedroom; She took it and said, "Get in position, I'll be right back."
I got on the bed, FDAU, legs spread, feet danging off the edge, and waited.
She returned, stood behind me, and said, "Count."
And I counted... fifty swats, mostly in the center of my buttocks, near the crack.
"Done," She said. 
I got up, hugged Her, and said, "Thank you, my wife."
We got back on the bed, and lay together, with Her half asleep, half awake, and me half awake and half asleep.  
More sex was not happening... my penis was totally dormant.
While talking, She said, "Friday... say, 11 a.m."
"Mmm for what?"
"Weekly maintenance, on the spanking bench."
"Oh. Okay."
  <Honestly, I doubt it will happen..>
And I said, "I gotta get up and eat...and sleep."
And we did.
I sat at the table, reading Sunday's paper.  She sat at Her computer desk.
We talked about the HSG party coming up on Sunday, with the 'back to school' theme.
"Should I dress as a Strict Mistress?"
"Should I dress as a ... school girl?"
"Yes."
"Yes."
Finished.... I found my eye blinders, and went to Her room, Her bed, to sleep, around 10:30.
Woke up around 1535 to pee and snack...  She was not home. Found out later, She went to pick up BooBear from work.
I took an ice cream cone back to the bedroom, let some chocolate melt onto the sheets...
Back to sleep... alarm off 1730,  and sat upright at 1745. 
She came in, and immediately spotted the quarter-size stain on the sheets. "Is that chocolate... or poop?"
"Chocolate."
"Oh ...well.." I got up, and She stripped the bed, and took the sheets and mattress cover out to the washing machine.
I showered, and dried and dressed, made iced coffee, said goodbye, and headed out to the car... looked at my keychain, and realized the two attached house keys were NOT attached. 
I started retracing my steps, in a bit of a panic. I went in the house, suggesting 'someone help'.
Tallship asked, "Whatcha looking for?"
"My house keys."
"One is up there," he said, motioning to a hook WAY up on the wall. "I thought Coco mighta lost it."
Well, he COULD have said something about it. Oh well, that was ONE key, to the security screen door. I was still missing the main front door key. 
Merry told me, She'd have Stitch look for it, I should get going.
I got in the car 1838, and managed to arrive at work 1925.
I couldn't park in my usual spot, as an incoming vehicle had blocked me from maneuvering.
Later, around 2100 I went to move my car, and found my other key, in the back seat.
I spoke to Merry ...once..during the night,   about BooBear, that She had to get up and take him to work, in the morning.
But She called back, to say, he was not working tomorrow, so She did not have to pick him up.
But She did go, later in the night, to go get him, take him to his workplace, to wait for a tow truck to take his car to our house.
But his AAA did not have the mileage to cover that tow. 
So She was going to use ours...which happened to expire, two days previously.  I thought we had it on an automatic yearly payment, but She told me, She had closed that particular account a while ago, and She was checking with me before She renewed it.
Heck, yes.
My co-worker asked if he could leave at 2245. I said, sure, and he did, and ... no drama came of it, other than the cleaning lady, who comes in around 8 or so on Tuesdays, and doesnt get to the dispatch office until 2330 or so,  and I have to move around so she can sweep and mop.   
Anyway, the night was eazy peazy...but wait for the morning update.

HsLS  16
HsLO 38
HsLD  15
Hr UN  80
HER  DO  yes


Whaddya say, we try for some REAL color?

THIS looks like fun....

a Spank Buzz video: She Paddles Him Firmly

03.02 Diary

She had written all over my body in Sharpie,  "Liar Liar  I lied to my Mistress about smoking"  ..

And during my time on this vinyl covered bench, the ink had set into the bench itself.
We tried to get it off with alcohol and the like, to no avail.
She went and fetched the club owner to show him, and he said, "Oh no big deal, don't worry about it."

She asked if I was ready for another session, and I said, "Yeah..but not quite so intense..."

Over the bench I went, with my hoodie underneath me.
She started with twenty of a wooden spoon, which I hardly felt...
Then switched to a riding crop,  neatly across my buttocks.... then had me stand up against a cross, and laid twenty smacks of it across the front of my thighs, which I really felt.

Then She sat in a chair, and had me kneel, and give Her oral service between Her spread thighs.

We decided that was enough fun,  and headed out.
We stopped at the restaurant for coffee and ice cream, and went on home.
I unpacked the bags....and we all went to bed, around 0200.

Up around 10:00...
And we had some quick sex.... 
Then we took some picks of my butt "the morning after"

In the kitchen, She was making orange rolls.... and I noticed a package that must have come in the day before... In it was a Wooden Hairbrush.
She had me bend over in the kitchen, and gave me ten or so smacks on each cheek with it.
I used to say, that hairbrushes have no effect on me.
I guess that's because of the material of the hairbrushes we own.
This wooden hairbrush had a definite effect.

 Then I had to start getting stuff done... shower, dress, other stuff, to go to work.
It was going to be a busy night at work, due to the award show, and the stress on me was showing.
She could tell.
I asked for stress relief.
She said, "Sex, masturbate?"
I said, "No time..... "
"Oh, okay... "
She fetched the zombie-beater, and I dropped my pants and shorts, and bent over a table.
She applied twenty hard smacks square across my cheeks, then another twenty on each cheek.

My stress somewhat relieved, I headed for work.

Two c on the way....
Two c from  arrival to midnight

Busy afternoon leading up to showtime.
Then nothing, for a few hours.
Then, all hell broke loose around 2300.....
Very grateful that my manager came back in, and worked with me from  2330 to 0230.
I didn't ask him to, but he said, "I know how it is on show nights."

Since we really didn't have time..... She and I agreed that this was a black out day, in terms of my daily 'under punishment'.

HslO  134 1/2
HsLS   13
HSLB   10
Day UN  68
Days under punishment   5 / 9  

as used on me....

CANE-1   16 1/4 " long, 10 1/2 delrin striking surface

Cane-1 and Cane-2,  which is 18" long, with 12" delrin striking surface

HB-1, wood hairbrush  9 1/2 " long, 2 1/2 " wide, 4" long hitting surface  AND the Pad-R, red hard plastic paddle, 10 1/2 " long, 2 " wide,  5 3/4 " striking length--this one is also known by us as the Waffle Maker, because of the designs it makes when used on my thighs

HB, Pad-R (Waffle-Maker)  and Cane1 and 2 in one picture

PAD-1, wood, 15 " long,  2 1/2 " wide

Pad-2; round, 8 1/2" long, 4" across;Pad-3:  10 1/2 " long, 1 3/4" wide;  Pad-4: 12" long, 2 1/2" wide;  Pad-6 : 12 " long, 5 1/2 " striking surface,  3 1/2 " wide

Pad-2, Pad 3  again

Pad-4, by itself

Pad-5, heavy black wood, 18 1/2 " long, 1 3/4 " wide

Paddles  5, 4, 1

Pad-7,  17" long, 1 3/4" wide then Pad-5 and 4, then SP-1, 12 " long, 2 1/2 " wide

Pad 6 & 7

SP-1

SP-1, Pad-7  and Tawse (T-1), 5" grip, 12" leather tails, 3/4" wide

I have not yet taken pictures yet of:
Cane-3,  5 3/4 " grip, 16 3/4 " striking surface
HB-G,  10" long,  3 1/4" wide
Crop  25 " long,  15" striking surface,  3 1/2 striker at the end
HB -Red  10" long,  3 1/2 " wide
HB-TAN  9 3/4 " long, 3 " wide
Pad-3H  wood, 3 large holes,  11 1/2 " long, 2 1/2 wide

..and three or four floggers that hardly ever get used.

wooden spoon gif