A DD Contract Dilemma for Wives
Well ladies , the DD contract has been drafted and your husband has been summoned to you for the formal signing.
While you have dressed in a business-like fashion for this formal occasion , he is appropriately attired as required by the contract he is about to sign - naked.
Your husband appears much more excited about the occasion than you are so you are faced with a dilemma ....
Should you have him sign the contract before or after you paddle his backside raw?
So ladies , which would you prefer?
This wife has decided she would rather deal with the formalities before getting down to business.
His attention to the details may be affected by the presence of the marital paddle which will be applied to his backside after signing.....
This wife has opted to give her husband a taste of what he is signing up for , in the event he might change his mind. Evidently it did not change his mind and he is even more anxious to sign up than ever, although his sore backside may distract him from reading the fine print ....
While you have dressed in a business-like fashion for this formal occasion , he is appropriately attired as required by the contract he is about to sign - naked.
Your husband appears much more excited about the occasion than you are so you are faced with a dilemma ....
Should you have him sign the contract before or after you paddle his backside raw?
So ladies , which would you prefer?
This wife has decided she would rather deal with the formalities before getting down to business.
His attention to the details may be affected by the presence of the marital paddle which will be applied to his backside after signing.....
This wife has opted to give her husband a taste of what he is signing up for , in the event he might change his mind. Evidently it did not change his mind and he is even more anxious to sign up than ever, although his sore backside may distract him from reading the fine print ....
So, am I supposed to get naked before we sign the document?
After our conversation this morning, it looks like the document. Needs some more updates.
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