Watched the finale of Mike and Molly from May 2014. And to sleep 0100?
Awake 0330 for P&S
Up 10ish... going back and forth with emails from and to Mom.
Some breakfast, laundry in wash, budget, inventoried magazines yet to be rad, worked the budget sheet, looked at mail, called that other company, but 'Michael' was gone... in Her bedroom, to read the paper; She came in, we talked, and I offered..and She accepted, a DO.
I finished the paper, and started on a nap.
She came in and joined me.
I got up around 4....
Brought my laundry in, and put it away, S & D & D.... packed up, poured ice tea, and Mountain Dew..
said goodbye to Sunshine...
In my car 6:23...
Stopped for gas...
Hopped the freeway...
Cruisin' up the 101, I expected to get off at Highland..
Which was backed up so far, I missed the spot to get in the line.
Got off at Barham... used Barham to turn around, and head south on Cah. West.
Evidently, the traffic was heading for the H. Bowl, and I planned to bypass it using Mulholland.
I missed the turn onto Mulholland.
And I was stick, in the thick of the traffic heading for the Bowl.
OH well.
Bided my time getting through it..
Arrived at work, clocked in exactly at 1930.
Well..
One open ride for me to assign/dispatch as part of the night work.
M was working next to me, doing next days setup , with 53 rides.
Yeah, it's Labor Day Week-end, no doubt.
HsLS 110
HsLO 280
HsLD 55
H UN 280
HER DO YES
OF note... another Saturday, come and gone....and no card drawn for a 'treat'.
Mmmm.
Well, the agreement expires on the 31st anyway.
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Aug 29 Friday diary
She came in to join me; we watched "Red Dragon."
Then I watched 1/2 of "Ghosts on Mars".
Asleep 0330.
I got up, and moving, around 11:00, while She slept. I fed everybody, worked on the budget chart, got dressed, and got in my car to go to the Office and get my paycheck.
There, I spoke briefly to the manager that is leaving, then I departed...
And back in LB, went to the office of a large similar company, that I had just recently found out had this office so close to my home.
But I didn't go in.
I sat in my car, outside, looking at the building.
In the meantime, I saw a 'ghost'... a guy I knew years ago.... maybe... getting out of a truck, and going into this office. I don't know if it was CK, but I hope to find out soon.
I did call their office number, and found out whom I should speak to, who was gone for the day, but should be back the next day.
Then, in order to not have trouble getting my check cashed, went to the closest BofA.
Cash in hand, went two blocks from there to JPMCh to deposit enough to cover some items.
Then a couple miles north, to deposit the rest in our joint WF account.
And while inside the Von's (at the WF branch) I used a credit card with $10 left on it, to buy a small bag of dry cat food. Then I got in the line at Starbucks for an iced coffee....and after ten minutes, decided to move on.
Got in my car, and went to a MickeyD's for an iced coffee.
Which is when She decided to call and check on me. "Almost home,' I said.
Home.... went through email.... worked on our budget... called AOL, called WF about AOL, called insurance company about dental assignment, started working on the SSI forms that needed filling out...
went to the bedroom to finish the movie "Ghosts on Mars"...
I was called for ready dinner....
Then I went back to the bedroom... watched the first ..or was it second ..episode of Criminal Minds, from Oct of 13... followed by the final episode of the season from May 2014....
HsLS 86
HrLO 256
HsLD 31
H UN 256
HER DO NO
Then I watched 1/2 of "Ghosts on Mars".
Asleep 0330.
I got up, and moving, around 11:00, while She slept. I fed everybody, worked on the budget chart, got dressed, and got in my car to go to the Office and get my paycheck.
There, I spoke briefly to the manager that is leaving, then I departed...
And back in LB, went to the office of a large similar company, that I had just recently found out had this office so close to my home.
But I didn't go in.
I sat in my car, outside, looking at the building.
In the meantime, I saw a 'ghost'... a guy I knew years ago.... maybe... getting out of a truck, and going into this office. I don't know if it was CK, but I hope to find out soon.
I did call their office number, and found out whom I should speak to, who was gone for the day, but should be back the next day.
Then, in order to not have trouble getting my check cashed, went to the closest BofA.
Cash in hand, went two blocks from there to JPMCh to deposit enough to cover some items.
Then a couple miles north, to deposit the rest in our joint WF account.
And while inside the Von's (at the WF branch) I used a credit card with $10 left on it, to buy a small bag of dry cat food. Then I got in the line at Starbucks for an iced coffee....and after ten minutes, decided to move on.
Got in my car, and went to a MickeyD's for an iced coffee.
Which is when She decided to call and check on me. "Almost home,' I said.
Home.... went through email.... worked on our budget... called AOL, called WF about AOL, called insurance company about dental assignment, started working on the SSI forms that needed filling out...
went to the bedroom to finish the movie "Ghosts on Mars"...
I was called for ready dinner....
Then I went back to the bedroom... watched the first ..or was it second ..episode of Criminal Minds, from Oct of 13... followed by the final episode of the season from May 2014....
HsLS 86
HrLO 256
HsLD 31
H UN 256
HER DO NO
Aug 28 Thurs Diary
After "Batman Begins" I watched "The Dark Knight"...
Merry came to bed as that ended, and I found "Deep Impact" in progress, 2/3 of the way, so i watched the end of that... and went to sleep around 0300.
Up around 0930.... went to the toilet, and S&D&D and feed the animals..fixed beverage said GoodBye and in my car 1045... arriving at Spiritworks for the weekly Textbook Study class, at 1135.
It finished 1300, and I headed home, arriving 1400 to find nobody home.
I went to the garage to check in on cats, and sort through and find other man-bags, back in, emptied the dishwasher, cleared the sink...changed my bags .
She and tallship came home from errands She was ruuning, and She started on dinner, beef stew.I got my laundry away.
She was seated at Her computer, I was in my chair. She turned to look at me, and said, "Fetch two implements and meet me in my room."
"Okay, give me five minutes to..." and I'll be darned if I can remember right now what it was, but She said, okay, and after I did 'it', I went to my bedroom, grabbed the bath brush and wooden spoon, and went to Her room.
She came in, and said, "Get naked, and FDAU."
"What's this for, anyway."
"Oh, good question. MerryThree."
Oh. Maintenance. Something which we had 'discussed' doing, with five implements, on the spanking bench. Anyway...
I stripped, got on the bed, FDAU.
As I counted She applied 15 HARD smacks of the brush to my left cheek, then my right cheek. The head of the brush split in two, top to bottom, on the 14th smack
She continued with 18 smacks on each cheek with the spoon.
She said, "You're done."
I got up, hugged Her, and plopped back down on the bed, face down.
After a bit, She came back into the room. "Get up."
I did.
"I'm invoking ShiloTwo"
Wait, I thought, you can't do Two and Three within 20 minutes of each other....and wait, SHILOTWO, what the hell is that?
She pulled down Her panties and got on the bed, FDAU.
Taking the hint, I applied spanks with my hand, alternating checks, about fifteen on each side. She was sobbing after the first five or so.
We lay together for a bit.
Til we were ready to get up and take a shower.
Then sitting in my chair ... online... read the newpaper... took a small nap.
Dinner was ready.
In my bedroom, I watched 'The Dark Knight Rises".
HsLS 62
HsLO 232
HsLD 7
H UN 232
Her DO NO
Merry came to bed as that ended, and I found "Deep Impact" in progress, 2/3 of the way, so i watched the end of that... and went to sleep around 0300.
Up around 0930.... went to the toilet, and S&D&D and feed the animals..fixed beverage said GoodBye and in my car 1045... arriving at Spiritworks for the weekly Textbook Study class, at 1135.
It finished 1300, and I headed home, arriving 1400 to find nobody home.
I went to the garage to check in on cats, and sort through and find other man-bags, back in, emptied the dishwasher, cleared the sink...changed my bags .
She and tallship came home from errands She was ruuning, and She started on dinner, beef stew.I got my laundry away.
She was seated at Her computer, I was in my chair. She turned to look at me, and said, "Fetch two implements and meet me in my room."
"Okay, give me five minutes to..." and I'll be darned if I can remember right now what it was, but She said, okay, and after I did 'it', I went to my bedroom, grabbed the bath brush and wooden spoon, and went to Her room.
She came in, and said, "Get naked, and FDAU."
"What's this for, anyway."
"Oh, good question. MerryThree."
Oh. Maintenance. Something which we had 'discussed' doing, with five implements, on the spanking bench. Anyway...
I stripped, got on the bed, FDAU.
As I counted She applied 15 HARD smacks of the brush to my left cheek, then my right cheek. The head of the brush split in two, top to bottom, on the 14th smack
She continued with 18 smacks on each cheek with the spoon.
She said, "You're done."
I got up, hugged Her, and plopped back down on the bed, face down.
After a bit, She came back into the room. "Get up."
I did.
"I'm invoking ShiloTwo"
Wait, I thought, you can't do Two and Three within 20 minutes of each other....and wait, SHILOTWO, what the hell is that?
She pulled down Her panties and got on the bed, FDAU.
Taking the hint, I applied spanks with my hand, alternating checks, about fifteen on each side. She was sobbing after the first five or so.
We lay together for a bit.
Til we were ready to get up and take a shower.
Then sitting in my chair ... online... read the newpaper... took a small nap.
Dinner was ready.
In my bedroom, I watched 'The Dark Knight Rises".
HsLS 62
HsLO 232
HsLD 7
H UN 232
Her DO NO
Aug 27 Wed Diary
My manager arrived just before 9, and we stepped outside for a private chat, during which he told me, he was leaving the company, and the coming Saturday was his last day.
We talked a minute, I went back into the office, then signed off 0920, and waited for Merry.
Traffic was horrendous, She said, as She arrived 0940.
We headed for the Valley. She had an 1l:00 Optometrist appointment, and we reckoned to get breakfast on the way.
The Diner we like to go to has specials that end at 10:00, and we weren't going to make that time, so we went to a Denny's instead.
That was good enough, in my opinion, then we headed to the Opt.
We arrived with no insurance card for Her as She had forgotten to bring Her small purse that contains Her wallet.
They were willing to accept my insurance card, which has the same information on it.\
She was shown in; I waited outside, almost napping.
After a few minutes, She opened the door, and beckoned me to Her.
"If I let them dilate my eyes, and save us a trip back here, can you drive home?"
"Yeah, I suppose."
I went back to my chair, and after a few more minutes, She beckoned me, from the door, to come join Her in the examining room.
I did, and sat with Her.
After the exam, the Doc pronounce Her eyes, for the most part, fine... just come back in a year to follow up.
Fine. We left the office.... I went to the driver's door; we got in, I drove us home.
With a stop at the LB PO for a certified letter that had been waiting on us there, from the City of LB, which seemed official enough to have us worried.
We went in, and when i.d. was asked for to claim the letter.... well, I had left mine in the car, and had to go out and get it.
After all that, we got the letter... and looked at it... something about, some division of some company that offers $2,000 grants for homeowners to make home improvements.
Good grief.
Home...
A snack, and reading the newspaper, then bed ...Her bedroom 14:30.
Awake 20:30.
Dinner...
Then I went into my bedroom, updating notebooks, figuring to watch something or other on tv.
I found "Batman Begins", in progress, halfway through, and watched it.
HsLS 38
HsLo 208
HsLD 127
H UN 128
HER DO NO
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
08.26 Diary
Clocked out a few minutes early.... just exhausted, and I'm going to be making up the time, doing an extra shift, coming Saturday.
Car 0622, home 707.
Merry, asleep in Her bed ... well, both beds are Hers, as She reminds us all, every chance She gets, so I should say, the 'other' bed... the one I don't usually sleep in, except during the day on workdays because that room is cooler than mine.
And tallship, asleep in mine.
Fed the animals. I used to feed three cats in my room, and that's where they all hung out. Nowadays, only one of the black twin youngsters hangs out in my room, while Crackpot has taken a new post on top of the bar/counter that separates the kitchen and living room, and the other black twin has taken a perch in the window sill in Her/Stitch's room. Feeding them gets a little complicated.
Fed Bobo with a dish in the laundry basket that he sleeps in... he got injured and is not moving around all that much. Better than he was a few days ago, but still, rather cautiously.
Let Donna out of her kennel, and she ran outside, and I fed her, then my darling Cookie...
Stripped off, went into the bathroom for a long shower, trying to steam out and burn off the stress of the night...
Drying off, almost done, and tallship came flying (walking rapidly) into the bathroom, as if, like, nobody else lives in the house.... "Oops, sorry..." "All good, I'm done."
Wearing only black quarter socks, i stood next to Her bedside, and nudged Her.
She took off the CPAP, and invited me in.
I lay down next to Her and we cuddled and talked and dozed.
She got up to pee, and I pointed out that tallship was in there.
And She quickly observed that he had left the seat up, and yelled at him about it.
She got back in bed..
Her left hand began stroking my penis to a 90% erection....
Meanwhile tallship had gotten in the shower, and was getting out, which meant, coming into this room, to get clothes out of whichever chest of drawers that his stuff occupies...so She waited.
He came in, he left...
I rolled over, pulled down Her kinky pinkies, and began giving Her oral service.
She started to pull me up to mount Her, and as She lay back, She noticed She was laying in dry cat kibble.
The black youngster occupying the window sill had decided that the bowl of dry food that is kept there (for Tsu, who is Merry's much older cat who only comes in at night) was in his way, and had knocked it off the sill, spilling most, if not all, the kibble, onto the bed, pretty much right where Merry rests Her pillow.
It was enough to muchly freak Merry out, and She got me off Her, and got up to clean it all up.
It was all enough for the brain that controls my penis to lose entrance, and shut down.
I got up to go pee, and for the 2nd time, as I'm about to come out, tallship comes walking in, like he's the only one to ever use the bathroom in this house....
Back in bed with Merry. Evidently, I had lost interest in intercourse, so She requested more oral service, and while giving it to Her, and while giving it to Her, She moaned about finding a male submissive to butt fuck me, at the same time I'm giving Her oral.
My penis started to get interested... and I mounted Her... and knocked Her boots until She seemed satisfied, even if I ... did not.
Her juices left quite a spot on the royal blue sheet. We got up, and She stripped the bed, and took the sheets out to the washing machine.
I got up to have B-L-D, which consisted of pizza, leftovers that I brought home from work, along with packaged peanut butter on crackers.
Then, off to the bed in my room, around 10.00
Up 14:30 for P & S (milk and cookies). Sunshine was at the computer...asked me to look at a letter that came in from SSA, asking for money to be returned. Good luck with that. I'll do the paperwork for an exemption. They may reject it. Then we'll appeal it. It will take a long time.
Back to sleep.
Her alarm 1740 or so, and She told me to wake up.
My alarm 1745. and Up 1755.
Fed the cats, wherever I found them....
S&D&D...
In Merry's car, shotgun, with Stitch in the back 1830, heading to work.
We were waiting for a light near the Hollywood Bowl... as a Pink Floyd song started, on the radio.
I do not like listening to Pink Floyd.
Many things, I am indifferent about. If I don't care for 'em much, I can tune them out. My hearing is such, (in a bad way) that I can "...hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest..."
That does not apply to Pink Floyd (or rap, for that matter).
Hearing Pink Floyd brings back college days, and LSD tripping. I do not like it.
I could have reached out and turned it down/turned it off/changed the channel, myself.
I did not. Not my car, I really don't like to do that.
I asked Merry to change it/kill it/get rid of it.
She said, "No. I like this song. I'm the dominant. Deal with it."
Well....
I don't think She has ever pulled rank quite like that, ever, before.
It felt like a punch in the gut that I was not ready for.
And then what happened, Shilo?
I got pissed, really really pissed.
The words running through my head: "Payback is a bitch, Little Miss Dominant. Payback IS a bitch."
We arrived at my workplace. I got out, got my bag out of the trunk of Her car, got ready to go in.
She rolled down Her window..."Aren't you going to kiss me?"
I paused and stared at Her a couple seconds, stuck my head in the car and kissed Her.
"You really are mad, aren't you?"
"Yep," I said, going on into work.
So, after two days (Sunday and Monday) of doing in excess of 200 rides, today was finishing up with under a hundred, and Wednesday started with a few ticks over a hundred.
Whew!
Around nine, She sent me a text: "Please call me now".
Oh, wtf...
I called.
She was griping about the cans of tuna fish. We brought home five from the market, a few days ago. I put them away. Now there's only one, and She had planned on making tuna fish something something, on a night when I'm not home, because I can't tolerate the stuff.
So, who made off with the other cans of tuna fish?
Got me, check with the cats.
HsLS 14
HsLO 181
HsLD 103
h UN 184
Her DO Yes
Our current Marital/Household Agreement expires on the 31st.
I will NOT renew it, if it gives Her the freedom to say and do things that result in me feeling... like this.
Car 0622, home 707.
Merry, asleep in Her bed ... well, both beds are Hers, as She reminds us all, every chance She gets, so I should say, the 'other' bed... the one I don't usually sleep in, except during the day on workdays because that room is cooler than mine.
And tallship, asleep in mine.
Fed the animals. I used to feed three cats in my room, and that's where they all hung out. Nowadays, only one of the black twin youngsters hangs out in my room, while Crackpot has taken a new post on top of the bar/counter that separates the kitchen and living room, and the other black twin has taken a perch in the window sill in Her/Stitch's room. Feeding them gets a little complicated.
Fed Bobo with a dish in the laundry basket that he sleeps in... he got injured and is not moving around all that much. Better than he was a few days ago, but still, rather cautiously.
Let Donna out of her kennel, and she ran outside, and I fed her, then my darling Cookie...
Stripped off, went into the bathroom for a long shower, trying to steam out and burn off the stress of the night...
Drying off, almost done, and tallship came flying (walking rapidly) into the bathroom, as if, like, nobody else lives in the house.... "Oops, sorry..." "All good, I'm done."
Wearing only black quarter socks, i stood next to Her bedside, and nudged Her.
She took off the CPAP, and invited me in.
I lay down next to Her and we cuddled and talked and dozed.
She got up to pee, and I pointed out that tallship was in there.
And She quickly observed that he had left the seat up, and yelled at him about it.
She got back in bed..
Her left hand began stroking my penis to a 90% erection....
Meanwhile tallship had gotten in the shower, and was getting out, which meant, coming into this room, to get clothes out of whichever chest of drawers that his stuff occupies...so She waited.
He came in, he left...
I rolled over, pulled down Her kinky pinkies, and began giving Her oral service.
She started to pull me up to mount Her, and as She lay back, She noticed She was laying in dry cat kibble.
The black youngster occupying the window sill had decided that the bowl of dry food that is kept there (for Tsu, who is Merry's much older cat who only comes in at night) was in his way, and had knocked it off the sill, spilling most, if not all, the kibble, onto the bed, pretty much right where Merry rests Her pillow.
It was enough to muchly freak Merry out, and She got me off Her, and got up to clean it all up.
It was all enough for the brain that controls my penis to lose entrance, and shut down.
I got up to go pee, and for the 2nd time, as I'm about to come out, tallship comes walking in, like he's the only one to ever use the bathroom in this house....
Back in bed with Merry. Evidently, I had lost interest in intercourse, so She requested more oral service, and while giving it to Her, and while giving it to Her, She moaned about finding a male submissive to butt fuck me, at the same time I'm giving Her oral.
My penis started to get interested... and I mounted Her... and knocked Her boots until She seemed satisfied, even if I ... did not.
Her juices left quite a spot on the royal blue sheet. We got up, and She stripped the bed, and took the sheets out to the washing machine.
I got up to have B-L-D, which consisted of pizza, leftovers that I brought home from work, along with packaged peanut butter on crackers.
Then, off to the bed in my room, around 10.00
Up 14:30 for P & S (milk and cookies). Sunshine was at the computer...asked me to look at a letter that came in from SSA, asking for money to be returned. Good luck with that. I'll do the paperwork for an exemption. They may reject it. Then we'll appeal it. It will take a long time.
Back to sleep.
Her alarm 1740 or so, and She told me to wake up.
My alarm 1745. and Up 1755.
Fed the cats, wherever I found them....
S&D&D...
In Merry's car, shotgun, with Stitch in the back 1830, heading to work.
We were waiting for a light near the Hollywood Bowl... as a Pink Floyd song started, on the radio.
I do not like listening to Pink Floyd.
Many things, I am indifferent about. If I don't care for 'em much, I can tune them out. My hearing is such, (in a bad way) that I can "...hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest..."
That does not apply to Pink Floyd (or rap, for that matter).
Hearing Pink Floyd brings back college days, and LSD tripping. I do not like it.
I could have reached out and turned it down/turned it off/changed the channel, myself.
I did not. Not my car, I really don't like to do that.
I asked Merry to change it/kill it/get rid of it.
She said, "No. I like this song. I'm the dominant. Deal with it."
Well....
I don't think She has ever pulled rank quite like that, ever, before.
It felt like a punch in the gut that I was not ready for.
And then what happened, Shilo?
I got pissed, really really pissed.
The words running through my head: "Payback is a bitch, Little Miss Dominant. Payback IS a bitch."
We arrived at my workplace. I got out, got my bag out of the trunk of Her car, got ready to go in.
She rolled down Her window..."Aren't you going to kiss me?"
I paused and stared at Her a couple seconds, stuck my head in the car and kissed Her.
"You really are mad, aren't you?"
"Yep," I said, going on into work.
So, after two days (Sunday and Monday) of doing in excess of 200 rides, today was finishing up with under a hundred, and Wednesday started with a few ticks over a hundred.
Whew!
Around nine, She sent me a text: "Please call me now".
Oh, wtf...
I called.
She was griping about the cans of tuna fish. We brought home five from the market, a few days ago. I put them away. Now there's only one, and She had planned on making tuna fish something something, on a night when I'm not home, because I can't tolerate the stuff.
So, who made off with the other cans of tuna fish?
Got me, check with the cats.
HsLS 14
HsLO 181
HsLD 103
h UN 184
Her DO Yes
Our current Marital/Household Agreement expires on the 31st.
I will NOT renew it, if it gives Her the freedom to say and do things that result in me feeling... like this.
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
08.25 diary
... as of 0515, still 3 rides for the Emmy's uncovered, undispatched... Boss said, 'leave 'em be, he'll find somebody , when he comes back this morning.
Out 635 and home 722.
Fed the animals... eat, while reading the newpapers....
And heard Merry...crying...while in the shower, so I went in to check in on Her.
Still confused about why, exactly, She was crying... but after a bit, She seemed to feel better.
To bed, 0900.
Up 1145, for P&S ... and because I heard Her ranting and raving ..came out to see, that She was talking to Stitch, on Her telephone...
...She yelled at me for using crackers to dip in the jar of peanut butter .
Actually, I had not started yet, but She saw I did not have a utensil..so She fetched one for me.
Back to bed..
Alarm 1730... Her alarm 17490 Up 1748.
Fed cats, looked at mail, S & d &d.. and got quite nauseated... and sat down in the bathroom, leaning over with my head on the closed toilet, waiting for it to pass.
Up and moving, and in car 1907 and at work 1940............. Emmy night, oh boy. Probably why I was nauseated.
First thing I was told: "Robert just cleared in Los Feliz, and he's in the only SUV in town and he's on this job at LAX, that's arriving right NOW... but it's customs.. ."
Second thing..." Yared is supposed to do this 8:30 pickup in Hollywood, but he's on this job, and he's dropping the primary at the hotel, then going back to LAX for bags coming in on second flight...."
So I had the fun of watching Robert via the GPS in his iPad, and wonder about getting an angry call from a passenger wondering where the hell their car was...
And 45 minutes to figure out how to make this pickup in Hollywood at 2030, with every car in the city still at the Nokia for the Emmy's.
The rest of the night did not have THAT much drama but it was quite busy, nonetheless.
HsLS 81
HsLO 160
HsLD 79
H UN 160
Her DO NO
Out 635 and home 722.
Fed the animals... eat, while reading the newpapers....
And heard Merry...crying...while in the shower, so I went in to check in on Her.
Still confused about why, exactly, She was crying... but after a bit, She seemed to feel better.
To bed, 0900.
Up 1145, for P&S ... and because I heard Her ranting and raving ..came out to see, that She was talking to Stitch, on Her telephone...
...She yelled at me for using crackers to dip in the jar of peanut butter .
Actually, I had not started yet, but She saw I did not have a utensil..so She fetched one for me.
Back to bed..
Alarm 1730... Her alarm 17490 Up 1748.
Fed cats, looked at mail, S & d &d.. and got quite nauseated... and sat down in the bathroom, leaning over with my head on the closed toilet, waiting for it to pass.
Up and moving, and in car 1907 and at work 1940............. Emmy night, oh boy. Probably why I was nauseated.
First thing I was told: "Robert just cleared in Los Feliz, and he's in the only SUV in town and he's on this job at LAX, that's arriving right NOW... but it's customs.. ."
Second thing..." Yared is supposed to do this 8:30 pickup in Hollywood, but he's on this job, and he's dropping the primary at the hotel, then going back to LAX for bags coming in on second flight...."
So I had the fun of watching Robert via the GPS in his iPad, and wonder about getting an angry call from a passenger wondering where the hell their car was...
And 45 minutes to figure out how to make this pickup in Hollywood at 2030, with every car in the city still at the Nokia for the Emmy's.
The rest of the night did not have THAT much drama but it was quite busy, nonetheless.
HsLS 81
HsLO 160
HsLD 79
H UN 160
Her DO NO
Monday, August 25, 2014
8.24 Diary
Still in bed, watching TV, while She was asleep...
Three episodes of Criminal Minds.
She woke up in the middle of the 2nd; we watched the 3rd together.
I provided Her, orally with DO, which I guess, applied to Saturday.
We watched the last half of "Rock of Ages".
She went back to sleep..
And I watched, "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective."
Seriously. And I can't believe that I did.
I'm guessing I had simply slept too much Fri/Saturday ..and was not quite ready to go to sleep.
Well, by 06:30 I was.
First awake, 1030..but actually got up at 1050.
Said Hello to Her on the way to the toilet.
By the time I came out, Sunshine was crying and carrying on, saying, "I didn't do it. I was a good girl. I wasn't a bad girl. I didn't do it..."
It was ugly. I tried to calm her down a bit.
then, Alka Seltzer again, fed the cats, laundry in wash, scooped a litter box...
Dishes in washer, changed and filled the dog water, fixed my bags, laundry in dryer, updated notebooks, read through Sat and Sun papers, then S&D&D.
Fixed my beverages prepped my bags, said goodbye to Merry, who said, She was feeling tired and teary-eyed, so I tried to explain all THAT to Her..
Got my bags in the car, 13:49, and was off and rolling...
although I felt like one of the six hundred, riding into the valley of Death...
It was a double event night with the MTV Music Video awards, AND a Fox pre-emmy party... so we had a Sunday of 212 rides...
And I was doing set up for Emmy day, with 194 rides, of which 100 are going to the Emmy's.
What a night....
And that's not said in the same tone as the song by a similar night.... .........
HsLS 57
Hs LO 136
HsLD 55
Hr UN 136
Her DO Well, it was 3 a.m. and was meant to apply to Saturday.
Or Saturday was a 'sick day' and it applied to today.
Or it applied to Saturday, and today was a "not practical" day because of the presence of Sunshine.
Three episodes of Criminal Minds.
She woke up in the middle of the 2nd; we watched the 3rd together.
I provided Her, orally with DO, which I guess, applied to Saturday.
We watched the last half of "Rock of Ages".
She went back to sleep..
And I watched, "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective."
Seriously. And I can't believe that I did.
I'm guessing I had simply slept too much Fri/Saturday ..and was not quite ready to go to sleep.
Well, by 06:30 I was.
First awake, 1030..but actually got up at 1050.
Said Hello to Her on the way to the toilet.
By the time I came out, Sunshine was crying and carrying on, saying, "I didn't do it. I was a good girl. I wasn't a bad girl. I didn't do it..."
It was ugly. I tried to calm her down a bit.
then, Alka Seltzer again, fed the cats, laundry in wash, scooped a litter box...
Dishes in washer, changed and filled the dog water, fixed my bags, laundry in dryer, updated notebooks, read through Sat and Sun papers, then S&D&D.
Fixed my beverages prepped my bags, said goodbye to Merry, who said, She was feeling tired and teary-eyed, so I tried to explain all THAT to Her..
Got my bags in the car, 13:49, and was off and rolling...
although I felt like one of the six hundred, riding into the valley of Death...
It was a double event night with the MTV Music Video awards, AND a Fox pre-emmy party... so we had a Sunday of 212 rides...
And I was doing set up for Emmy day, with 194 rides, of which 100 are going to the Emmy's.
What a night....
And that's not said in the same tone as the song by a similar night.... .........
HsLS 57
Hs LO 136
HsLD 55
Hr UN 136
Her DO Well, it was 3 a.m. and was meant to apply to Saturday.
Or Saturday was a 'sick day' and it applied to today.
Or it applied to Saturday, and today was a "not practical" day because of the presence of Sunshine.
8.23 Diary
Up 10:00 with a stomach full of acid or somethin... took Alka Seltzer, feed the cats...and went back to bed.
14:00 kind of awake...more AlkaSeltzer...
And a bit of a disagreement with Merry.
Me: "Do you need me to go to HD with you?"
Her: "I don't NEED you for ANYthing..."
Me: "Then I might as well pack my bags and leave."
We sorta got it ..sorted out .
She asked me if I was grouchy from not feeling well, or because I masturbated....
Well, I was grouchy from not feeling well. I should wear a sign... or even just a color of some sort, that tells others, 'Caution! Grouch Alert!'
And what the heck did She mean, because I masturbated? We did not address THAT comment any further, and I wonder when She thought I did that, exactly.
Anyway, given the circumstances of my generally feeling crappy, we scrapped plans to go to Griffith Park for a picnic and a Shakespeare play... and since She had previously mentioned 'missed' just spending some time in bed with me, just watching tv... movies, or whatever, that is what we started doing....
"Flowers in the Attic"
"Petals in the Wind"
Talked to Mom and Dad....
We got up to go get our DH shopping done.
We were in search of spa pH test kits, and 'pH up' and wood screws and saw blades and liquid drain cleaner and portable room fan or fans...
We wound up going to 3 different HDs before we collected it all... though we prolly could've gotten all of it at just the 3rd one.
Home and unpacked and started dinner... which involved Her, frying up a package of bacon til it was good 'n' crisp, then us splitting it up... with me making an omelette to mix the bacon in, and Her doing ..something else.
After dinner...back to the bedroom, more tv/movies.
"Stoker"
Then She kinda fell asleep while I watched the last 2/3 of "Marvels The Avengers..."
HsLS 33
HsLO 112
HsLD 31
H UN 112
Her DO NO
Observations:
1. I drew a card, two weeks ago, for a Treat. The Treat was not given. She said, She was waiting on me, to say "Let's do it," or something similar. The agreement states, that the Treat expires after 10 days, or 11 days, whatever.. it is expired.
2. I did not draw a card for a Treat, one week ago.
3. I did not draw a car for a Treat, today.
True, we HAVE talked about going a different way with the protocol, which is for Her to simply declare "You've earned a treat...."
A discussion has ensued, about whether the Treat will be a random draw, or whether I get to name a few, with a couple random draws thrown in, and She gets to choose.
BUT... that is not in effect until we make the changes in the agreement... IF we make those changes... at the end of this month.
Until then, the current protocol should be in effect.
However, the protocol does not specify just who is responsible for declaring...on Saturday... "Time to draw a card for a Treat."
IMHO it is HER responsibility to state that, because it is Her responsibility to declare whether (or not) I have earned it.
Which reminds me: I added two scenes to the the notebook... on Friday, I think Mighta been Thursday.
Hand written. Brings it up to 64, I think, one short of five different suits in a deck of cards.
Anybody wanna take book on when we'll actually enact ...just ONE of them?
4. We missed...ignored...forgot about... Poke a Sadist Day, today. My bad on this one, I suppose. I reckon it's MY responsibility to remember this one.
14:00 kind of awake...more AlkaSeltzer...
And a bit of a disagreement with Merry.
Me: "Do you need me to go to HD with you?"
Her: "I don't NEED you for ANYthing..."
Me: "Then I might as well pack my bags and leave."
We sorta got it ..sorted out .
She asked me if I was grouchy from not feeling well, or because I masturbated....
Well, I was grouchy from not feeling well. I should wear a sign... or even just a color of some sort, that tells others, 'Caution! Grouch Alert!'
And what the heck did She mean, because I masturbated? We did not address THAT comment any further, and I wonder when She thought I did that, exactly.
Anyway, given the circumstances of my generally feeling crappy, we scrapped plans to go to Griffith Park for a picnic and a Shakespeare play... and since She had previously mentioned 'missed' just spending some time in bed with me, just watching tv... movies, or whatever, that is what we started doing....
"Flowers in the Attic"
"Petals in the Wind"
Talked to Mom and Dad....
We got up to go get our DH shopping done.
We were in search of spa pH test kits, and 'pH up' and wood screws and saw blades and liquid drain cleaner and portable room fan or fans...
We wound up going to 3 different HDs before we collected it all... though we prolly could've gotten all of it at just the 3rd one.
Home and unpacked and started dinner... which involved Her, frying up a package of bacon til it was good 'n' crisp, then us splitting it up... with me making an omelette to mix the bacon in, and Her doing ..something else.
After dinner...back to the bedroom, more tv/movies.
"Stoker"
Then She kinda fell asleep while I watched the last 2/3 of "Marvels The Avengers..."
HsLS 33
HsLO 112
HsLD 31
H UN 112
Her DO NO
Observations:
1. I drew a card, two weeks ago, for a Treat. The Treat was not given. She said, She was waiting on me, to say "Let's do it," or something similar. The agreement states, that the Treat expires after 10 days, or 11 days, whatever.. it is expired.
2. I did not draw a card for a Treat, one week ago.
3. I did not draw a car for a Treat, today.
True, we HAVE talked about going a different way with the protocol, which is for Her to simply declare "You've earned a treat...."
A discussion has ensued, about whether the Treat will be a random draw, or whether I get to name a few, with a couple random draws thrown in, and She gets to choose.
BUT... that is not in effect until we make the changes in the agreement... IF we make those changes... at the end of this month.
Until then, the current protocol should be in effect.
However, the protocol does not specify just who is responsible for declaring...on Saturday... "Time to draw a card for a Treat."
IMHO it is HER responsibility to state that, because it is Her responsibility to declare whether (or not) I have earned it.
Which reminds me: I added two scenes to the the notebook... on Friday, I think Mighta been Thursday.
Hand written. Brings it up to 64, I think, one short of five different suits in a deck of cards.
Anybody wanna take book on when we'll actually enact ...just ONE of them?
4. We missed...ignored...forgot about... Poke a Sadist Day, today. My bad on this one, I suppose. I reckon it's MY responsibility to remember this one.
8.22 diary
Up around 10:00..
Feed the cats, coffee toast and pills...with Sunshine here.
Working on my books etc
She came out,and asked for some cuddle time in bed.
I obliged, which led to giving Her DO orally..
Followed by the ol n out....
Then S&D&D..
Starting talking about going to the market..
She suggested giving me incentive/motivation...
In the bedroom, shorts down, bent over the edge of the bed, she applied 9 of a riding crop, right handed, then left handed...
We dressed and set off, first to Winco then Vons, then home.
The other guys came out and helped unload...and put away the groceries...
She started dinner...
I caught up on reading The Science of Mind...
I started catching up on blogging...
Dinner served 2130..
Then back to blogging..... (2200)
In my room to make the bed...
And a small nap...
then on into the hot tub, when She announced She was heading in for it....
Then out, and showered and dried...around midnight......
HsLS 9
HsLO 88
HsLD 7
H UN 88
HER DO Yes
Posture and Position part VII
Feed the cats, coffee toast and pills...with Sunshine here.
Working on my books etc
She came out,and asked for some cuddle time in bed.
I obliged, which led to giving Her DO orally..
Followed by the ol n out....
Then S&D&D..
Starting talking about going to the market..
She suggested giving me incentive/motivation...
In the bedroom, shorts down, bent over the edge of the bed, she applied 9 of a riding crop, right handed, then left handed...
We dressed and set off, first to Winco then Vons, then home.
The other guys came out and helped unload...and put away the groceries...
She started dinner...
I caught up on reading The Science of Mind...
I started catching up on blogging...
Dinner served 2130..
Then back to blogging..... (2200)
In my room to make the bed...
And a small nap...
then on into the hot tub, when She announced She was heading in for it....
Then out, and showered and dried...around midnight......
HsLS 9
HsLO 88
HsLD 7
H UN 88
HER DO Yes
Posture and Position part VII
- I've
found the following tactics can be used to enhance and focus on
positioning:
- Adjustment
& readjustment. I think it's important to deliberately position and
adjust the spankee prior to the first swat. Emphasis should be placed on
positioning and presenting the bottom fully. Throughout the spanking, the
spankee should be readjusted as their position begins to fail.
- Verbal
instruction. I think it's best to require the spankee to willfully
maintain their own position with out the physical assistance of the
spanker especially in the case of stand-up paddlings. Therefore, verbal
communication is necessary throughout the spanking to encourage the
spankee to continue to assume the correct position.
- Pickiness.
One of the disciplinary aspects of spanking is that no matter how perfect
the spankee is positioned, they can always improve, stick their bottom out
a little further, etc. The spanker should not feel guilty that their
exacting demands regarding position are perhaps a little too picky and
unrealistic. [True, and as important as the physical aspect of positioning
is, the psychological effect, by emphasizing the spankee's submission, is
equally so -- Web-ed.]
Friday, August 22, 2014
8.21 Diary
UP 0100 to pee, and eat some cookies.
Up 0200, to throw up into the toilet...
UP 1000, S&D&D, feed cats, and in car 1045.
At SPW 1140... for Textbook study class, followed by birthday pizza and cake for Rev J.
Home 1435....
Down for a nap 1500...
Up 17:30, and saw that She was down for a nap.
Into the Hot tub.
After some time, She joined me.
Out, and S&D&D...
Sitting around...redoing my daytimers and on line.
Sunshine came out, was sitting at the computer...
To bed 00:00...
Hr sLS 34
Hr sLO 64
Hr LD 93
Hr UN 64
Her DO No...excused by the presence of Sunshine.
Posture and Position part VI
Up 0200, to throw up into the toilet...
UP 1000, S&D&D, feed cats, and in car 1045.
At SPW 1140... for Textbook study class, followed by birthday pizza and cake for Rev J.
Home 1435....
Down for a nap 1500...
Up 17:30, and saw that She was down for a nap.
Into the Hot tub.
After some time, She joined me.
Out, and S&D&D...
Sitting around...redoing my daytimers and on line.
Sunshine came out, was sitting at the computer...
To bed 00:00...
Hr sLS 34
Hr sLO 64
Hr LD 93
Hr UN 64
Her DO No...excused by the presence of Sunshine.
Posture and Position part VI
- Over
the desk on tiptoes. Another school-like position. The student must bend
over a desk with nose or chest pressed to the desk. Hands and arms should
be placed on the desk over their head to further arch the back. To further
elevate their bottoms to be spanked, they must raise up on to their toes.
Penalty swats can be awarded for every incidence of a heal touching the
floor (hint: watch after the "last" swat before the student is
told they may relax).
- Over
a barstool or horse. This is probably the best position for paddling
because the bottom is presented in a plump and relaxed manner. The person
to be punished must lay their full weight across the stool, their feet
hanging and hands grasping the legs of the stool at a level such that
there is a little support for their upper body. This is a relaxed,
comfortable position which works well for lengthy spankings.
- Lying
on bed. Another comfortable position for lengthy spankings and ensuing
diversions. The spankee must lie face-down on a bed. Their face should be
pressed to the mattress while their hips and bottom are elevated on
pillows. Since pillows are compressible, it may take three or four to
achieve the proper elevation.
- Kneeling
in chair. One of my favorite positions for spankees with great butts
because, properly executed, it presents the rear in its most flattering
light. The trick is in the execution. The spankee must kneel in the seat
of a padded chair (save those knees) facing the back with the thighs
vertical and upper body forward over the back. Again, the spankee should
be required to arch the back well. Two things conspire to shape his or her
bottom cutely. First, the back of the chair prevents him or her from
bending so far as to preclude a good back arch. Second, just as high heels
shape calves fully by angling the foot to shorten and bulge the calf
muscle, kneeling with the calves at right angles to the thighs seems to
allow the buttocks to bulge fully. [an infreqently-seen variation is to
use two chairs, back to back, so that the knees are placed on the seat of
one chair and the hands on the other -- Web-ed.]
8.20 Diary
Off work 0915, picked up by Sunshine...off to NoHo...and the NoHoDiner for quick breakfast, then over to a Drs building for Her mammo.
Filled out a few pages of forms; She got called in, and..She came out five minutes later; they told it, it was too early, not needed, come back in December.
Ah well.
And headed home.
I remember the S/B 5 transition onto the 110S...then waking up when I saw signs for LBB.
Home 1215...feed the cats...water bottles out for pickup tomorrow...snack and newspaper, and into Her room for a nap.. after I lay down, my penis came to attention, so I went to the doorway, and called Her attention to it.
She came into the bedroom, and we took advantage of it. Score a few DOs for Her...and I got to sleep around 1400.
And awakened 1645.
Toilet, S&d&d... In Her car 1724.
Arrived at the restaurant of the LICK munch early, like 1810...sat in car and waited until the group manager arrived, then followed Her in.
It was an interesting enough presentation, about Earth and Wind and Fire and Water... and Colors... and Days of the week...
We left aroun 2110, home 2140..
and Bed 2215.
HsLS 10
HsLO 40
HsLD 69
HR UN 40
Her DO 1
posture and position part v
Filled out a few pages of forms; She got called in, and..She came out five minutes later; they told it, it was too early, not needed, come back in December.
Ah well.
And headed home.
I remember the S/B 5 transition onto the 110S...then waking up when I saw signs for LBB.
Home 1215...feed the cats...water bottles out for pickup tomorrow...snack and newspaper, and into Her room for a nap.. after I lay down, my penis came to attention, so I went to the doorway, and called Her attention to it.
She came into the bedroom, and we took advantage of it. Score a few DOs for Her...and I got to sleep around 1400.
And awakened 1645.
Toilet, S&d&d... In Her car 1724.
Arrived at the restaurant of the LICK munch early, like 1810...sat in car and waited until the group manager arrived, then followed Her in.
It was an interesting enough presentation, about Earth and Wind and Fire and Water... and Colors... and Days of the week...
We left aroun 2110, home 2140..
and Bed 2215.
HsLS 10
HsLO 40
HsLD 69
HR UN 40
Her DO 1
posture and position part v
- Over
the knee. Similar to over-the-lap except the spankee is bent over the left
knee with their legs restrained by the spanker's right leg.
- Hands
on ankles. This is the classic school-style paddling position. The student
must stand well clear of obstacles with feet shoulder width apart. Leaving
knees straight and back straight, the student must bend over and grasp
their ankles with both hands. The spanker may want to observe the
student's hands throughout the paddling to ensure they do not leave the
ankles and earn extra swats. The spanker stands facing the left side of
the student [i.e., stands to the left of the "student" -
web-ed]. They should stand far enough away so the paddle barely overlaps
past the right cheek. They should adjust fore and aft to ensure that both
cheeks are struck at the same time (assuming a paddle is being used. Canes
and straps warrant slightly forward positioning). It is not possible to
more fully expose and present a rear end than when in this position. When
one is told to bend over and grab their ankles, one is, in effect, being
told, "we intend to thoroughly paddle your bottom. So not only will
you present your rear-end but you will stretch and endeavor to stick it up
and out as far as you can absolutely positively can. And throughout the
paddling, you will continue to strain to stick it out for the
paddle." This is a great fantasy position but I think it only works
safely in reality for spankees with flexible bodies (especially when a
thick paddle is used). Inflexible people can't reach their ankles without
bending their knees. Non-fleshy butts get pulled tightly across the pelvic
bones and don't provide enough padding when a heavy paddle is used. [Our
response is, use a lighter paddle! But this position is a very tiring one
for the spankee, making its usefulness limited. -- Web-ed]
- Hands
on knees. A safer, more workable position than hands-onankles. The bottom
is presented in a plumper, more paddle-friendly shape but visually, the
position is still very school-like. Depending on the person, I think this
position can be more visually appealing because the back can be arched a bit
which perks up the bottom. In fact, the further up the legs the hands are
placed, the more the spankee can arch their back and stick out their rump.
Again, feet should be shoulder width apart and hand position enforced.
Because the back can be arched and bottom upturned, it should be required,
both prior and during the paddling. A technique which tends to arch the
back correctly is to require the student to look forward at a spot high on
the wall. That way, they are required to pull their head up and arch their
back. [an excellent suggestion, and one which we employ ourselves when
giving a paddling, this technique was actually used in some schools where
corporal punishment was administered, and perhaps still is --web-ed].
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
8.19 Diary
In car 0630, and headed home, in a helluva lot of traffic.
Home 07:18.
Merry, asleep in Her bed, and tallship, at the dining room table, fingers flying across the keyboard of his laptop.
I feed the animals...scooped the litter box in my room... stripped, went into the bathroom, cut the plastic lock on the CD, and took it off, got on the shower ... lathered up and rinsed off.. and dried, dressed in a-shirt, boxer briefs, and no show socks, and went into Her room.
She woke up after a few taps on Her shoulder, and told me to get into bed, as She got out to go pee.
She returned, and we almost immediately began things with me pulling down Her kinky pinkies, and giving Her oral delight.... until She moaned, 'pleeeese', and tried to pull me up to Her, and I said, "Gimme a chance to get my shorts down..."
Once I did, She guided me into position... and we knocked the boots that we were not wearing, as She had countless orgasms on the way to me having one. Woo Hoo!
Then began cleanup, as I licked my own creampie out from between Her legs... then after a moment, I got up to go start on BLD, while She stayed behind to catch up on reading... on Her cell phone.
I made sandwiches, and She came out to the living room also.
I read Monday and Tuesday's paper while I ate, then excused myself to Her room to sleep.... 0945.
Up 1530 for P&S, and to listen to what She had to say about bills She had paid thus far.
Back to bed, and up 1735... S&D&D and fed cats and packed up..
And out to Her car, along with Stitch getting in the back seat...
With Her driving, rolling at 1815, and at work 1915.
The tail end of an incredibly slow day at work, leading into a somewhat busier following day.
HsLS 16
HSLO 16
HsLD 45
H L 47
H un 17
Her DO yes
Posture and Position part 4
Home 07:18.
Merry, asleep in Her bed, and tallship, at the dining room table, fingers flying across the keyboard of his laptop.
I feed the animals...scooped the litter box in my room... stripped, went into the bathroom, cut the plastic lock on the CD, and took it off, got on the shower ... lathered up and rinsed off.. and dried, dressed in a-shirt, boxer briefs, and no show socks, and went into Her room.
She woke up after a few taps on Her shoulder, and told me to get into bed, as She got out to go pee.
She returned, and we almost immediately began things with me pulling down Her kinky pinkies, and giving Her oral delight.... until She moaned, 'pleeeese', and tried to pull me up to Her, and I said, "Gimme a chance to get my shorts down..."
Once I did, She guided me into position... and we knocked the boots that we were not wearing, as She had countless orgasms on the way to me having one. Woo Hoo!
Then began cleanup, as I licked my own creampie out from between Her legs... then after a moment, I got up to go start on BLD, while She stayed behind to catch up on reading... on Her cell phone.
I made sandwiches, and She came out to the living room also.
I read Monday and Tuesday's paper while I ate, then excused myself to Her room to sleep.... 0945.
Up 1530 for P&S, and to listen to what She had to say about bills She had paid thus far.
Back to bed, and up 1735... S&D&D and fed cats and packed up..
And out to Her car, along with Stitch getting in the back seat...
With Her driving, rolling at 1815, and at work 1915.
The tail end of an incredibly slow day at work, leading into a somewhat busier following day.
HsLS 16
HSLO 16
HsLD 45
H L 47
H un 17
Her DO yes
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Posture and Position part 4
- Following are descriptions of various positions that I find erotic, their distinguishing characteristics, tactics that can be used to enhance them, and precautions to take. All descriptions assume a right-handed spanker.
- Over the lap. Spanker is sitting with good posture in an armless chair, knees together. Person being spanked must lay face- down across the spanker's lap, their head to the left and feet to the right. They must be over the lap far enough so their bottom is conveniently located directly over the spanker's right thigh. In order to preserve modesty, the person being spanked may be tempted to lie flat with their head up and legs straight out behind; however, if they are concerned for their modesty, they shouldn't have gotten themselves spanked in the first place. The spankee's head and shoulders should be angled down and their knees tucked down out of the way so that their bottom is well turned up. A palm pressed against the back of the head and swats to the thighs are helpful in positioning the spankee. Knees should be at least six inches apart and the lower back should be "arched" or dipped to further turn up their rear. Depending on size, toes will either be resting against the floor or hoisted off a few inches. The full weight of the spankee should be resting on the lap. Hands can either be on the floor or grasping the legs of the chair. If the right hand flies back during spanking, it should be pinned to the lower back by the spanker's left hand. Prior to starting to spank, the spanker should firmly grasp the spankee's waist above the right hip with the left hand to prevent squirming off the lap. Then the left elbow should be planted between the shoulder blades to keep the head and shoulders from bobbing up. The spanker should raise their right knee slightly, turning up the bottom further. In the case of a woman spanking a boy, she should make sure his penis is pressed firmly against her right thigh and aimed to the left. [not quite sure what he's getting at here --web-ed.] By turning their upper body to the right, the spanker can get a fuller swing and more comfortably apply a stronger swat. By combining all of these tactics - the raised knee, the elbow in the back, the hand in the small of the back - the spanker can effectively pin the spankee down and spank the daylights out of them.
8.18 Diary part two 0600 to 2359
Off 0630, in car and rolling 0635, and home in very good time, 0715.
Noticed that tallship was in bed with (sleeping next to) Merry.
I started feeding animals, and he got up,and went to the table, looking at his laptop.
I went in my bedroom to undress, and get clothes to wear out of the shower, and he was gone...I noticed he had gone back into the bedroom, into the bed next to Merry.
I took a shower, dried...put on boxer briefs, to cover the still-raw spot on my right buttock/thigh, and socks, and a-shirt, and went to Her bedroom to kind of jostle Her, awake.
She mumbled, "I'll join you in your room," as She got up.
I went to my room, and bed, and She came along, and got in, and snuggled up to me, and we dozed off.
Awake at 10, to get something to eat, read Sunday's paper, then back to sleep in Her room, which tended to be the least-hot room in the house during the day.
Awake 15:30, up for P&S, and found myself talking to Sunshine, who was all mad at "that woman" for making tallship cry, because of what she wrote on his wall on FL.
Back to sleep... at some point she joined me. Her alarm went off at 1740.
Hit snooze...She got up... I snoozed on to 1810, then got up...
Fed cats...S & D & D, took some 24-hours-after pix....
In car 19:00, and at the office in very good time, there at 19:34.
The night work...there was none, it was all dispatched... and 75 rides in place for Tuesday... a very quiet night.
HsLS 42
HsLO 81
HsLD 31
H Lup 40
Her DO None offered-asked for-given-provided.
Pictures ... about 25 hours after the Party:
Noticed that tallship was in bed with (sleeping next to) Merry.
I started feeding animals, and he got up,and went to the table, looking at his laptop.
I went in my bedroom to undress, and get clothes to wear out of the shower, and he was gone...I noticed he had gone back into the bedroom, into the bed next to Merry.
I took a shower, dried...put on boxer briefs, to cover the still-raw spot on my right buttock/thigh, and socks, and a-shirt, and went to Her bedroom to kind of jostle Her, awake.
She mumbled, "I'll join you in your room," as She got up.
I went to my room, and bed, and She came along, and got in, and snuggled up to me, and we dozed off.
Awake at 10, to get something to eat, read Sunday's paper, then back to sleep in Her room, which tended to be the least-hot room in the house during the day.
Awake 15:30, up for P&S, and found myself talking to Sunshine, who was all mad at "that woman" for making tallship cry, because of what she wrote on his wall on FL.
Back to sleep... at some point she joined me. Her alarm went off at 1740.
Hit snooze...She got up... I snoozed on to 1810, then got up...
Fed cats...S & D & D, took some 24-hours-after pix....
In car 19:00, and at the office in very good time, there at 19:34.
The night work...there was none, it was all dispatched... and 75 rides in place for Tuesday... a very quiet night.
HsLS 42
HsLO 81
HsLD 31
H Lup 40
Her DO None offered-asked for-given-provided.
Pictures ... about 25 hours after the Party:
Monday, August 18, 2014
8.18 Diary Part one 00:00 to 06:00
Fun at work:
00:30, Major and very picky client calls, saying her boss will land in Zurich at 1100, needs a car and driver... well, it was already 0930 in Zurich, and I had to tell her 3 times, the sooner she let me off the phone with her, the sooner, I could start making the calls to see what I could do.
One call to our primary affiliate in Switzerland got it covered, but still, too much drama...
Remember Bruce Campbell...he is a regular of ours... in LA and in Medford Oregon. We had a ride that he ordered for himself, Saturday evening, for 0500 this morning.. The affiliate we use in Medford... we have ONE on the books...not an area of high demand for us... had not responded to emails or phone calls from the time it was booked.
I started trying ..by calling and leaving voicemails... at 0315, calling every 10 minutes or so, up until 0400, when I finally called him, and told him, we don't seem to have available service...and he said, "Okay, I'll see what I can do on my end."
Merry called, around 00:45.
Sunshine had hijacked Her, almost from the time She got home... so She was checking in.
She asked how I felt....
Oh, tired. I've been up since 7:30 Sunday morning, other than an hour or so nap... hope to be able to get home without dozing off on the freeway too many times...
She said, "Oh well... I was thinking about invoking a Merry-2 or a Merry-3 when you get home, but if you're all that tired...."
Aiiiiiiiiigh. The skin is barely hanging on to my ass, as it is.....
Although, as I write this, the idea is kind of intriguing.
I need to wait to see how I really feel, once I get home.
<stop 06:00, to be continued>
Posture and position part 3
00:30, Major and very picky client calls, saying her boss will land in Zurich at 1100, needs a car and driver... well, it was already 0930 in Zurich, and I had to tell her 3 times, the sooner she let me off the phone with her, the sooner, I could start making the calls to see what I could do.
One call to our primary affiliate in Switzerland got it covered, but still, too much drama...
Remember Bruce Campbell...he is a regular of ours... in LA and in Medford Oregon. We had a ride that he ordered for himself, Saturday evening, for 0500 this morning.. The affiliate we use in Medford... we have ONE on the books...not an area of high demand for us... had not responded to emails or phone calls from the time it was booked.
I started trying ..by calling and leaving voicemails... at 0315, calling every 10 minutes or so, up until 0400, when I finally called him, and told him, we don't seem to have available service...and he said, "Okay, I'll see what I can do on my end."
Merry called, around 00:45.
Sunshine had hijacked Her, almost from the time She got home... so She was checking in.
She asked how I felt....
Oh, tired. I've been up since 7:30 Sunday morning, other than an hour or so nap... hope to be able to get home without dozing off on the freeway too many times...
She said, "Oh well... I was thinking about invoking a Merry-2 or a Merry-3 when you get home, but if you're all that tired...."
Aiiiiiiiiigh. The skin is barely hanging on to my ass, as it is.....
Although, as I write this, the idea is kind of intriguing.
I need to wait to see how I really feel, once I get home.
<stop 06:00, to be continued>
Posture and position part 3
- Excellent
visual presentation. Speaking from the point of view of an admitted bottom
fancier, there a few times that someone looks more adorable and beautiful
than when he or she is positioned to be spanked. Not only is the bottom
emphasized, but it is formed to a flattering shape and sexily perked out.
Spanking positions would be sexy even to people not into spanking. POSITION & POSTURE
- One
of the factors that sets spanking apart from other forms of swatting is
the deliberate and sometimes ceremonial positioning of the participants.
While some spankings are haphazard, I prefer spankings that include the
ritual of positioning.
- Both
the spankee and spanker adopt positions that facilitate and enhance the
spanking. These positions generally work to the advantage of the spanker
and the disadvantage of the spankee.
- The
spanker enjoys the following advantages from their position:
- Comfort.
Whether standing or sitting, the spanker is positioned to be comfortable
throughout the spanking. They are able to swing their arm at a natural
angle and able to sustain a lengthy spanking with ease because of their
position.
- Strength.
Because they are able to wind up and freely swing their arm at a natural
angle, the spanker is able to apply swats to the intended target with
force. While standing, the spanker cannot only swing their arm but rotate
their body to deliver maximum energy to an anxiously awaiting, clenching
derriere.
- Full
access to the bottom to be spanked. The spankee's position is designed to
fully expose their bottom and the spanker's relative position is designed
to put that bottom at a convenient angle and height. Therefore, the
spanker is able completely view, tweak, pat, and spank it.
- Safety.
Because the spanker is in the position to easily spank the rear-end at the
correct angle, it is much less likely that a blow will fall too high or
too low.
- Control.
The spanker's position gives them the "upper hand" and allows
them to easily control the spankee. They sit or stand higher than the
spankee and are easily able to restrain and situate the spankee.
8.17 Diary
Saturday night, bed 0130...
I offered and She accepted a DO for Saturday...which I provided orally, then we went to sleep.
I was up 0230 for P&S
And again at 06:30.
Alarm off at 07:30, because She had things to do and places to go.
I had a bit of morning wood, which She took advantage of, by taking down my briefs and Her own, and getting on top of for a bit of ride, then rolling onto Her back, with me getting on top of Her. We stopped when She was satisfied, as I wasn't getting close...
Then She 'suggested' I put a cage on it, so I wouldn't be tempted to play solitaire while She was away.
Which I did...
She showered and dressed, and was out, shortly after 8, heading on a bit of a road trip, some 100 miles to the south of us.
I piddled around...and took the time to clean off the mountain on Her desk.
Then i took a nap from 0945 to 1100.
And up...
And started packing for the party I was going to, and for work...
And S&D&D...
And in my car 1215.
Stopped for gas....
Arrived at the Lair, around 1330.
Started by taking part in a game of "Precision" which is sort of a speed game, trying to fit different shaped pegs into corresponding holes... with bottom swats applied for the number you don't get in, in the one minute that you have to do so.... (I got 12 swats the first round, and 10 on the second...whoo hoo).
Then some sitting around and watching....
BDL told me, he saw that I was coming, and that he didn't bring any canes at all...other than sjambok, just for me.... oh boy.
Around 4:30, I judged myself to be ready.
He set out three leather paddle/straps, and the sjambok, while I stripped down to a-shirt, jock strap, and socks, and bent over a table.
He started with a number of hand smacks to my buttocks to get the ol' blood flowing..
Followed by 15 to 20 of the alligator paddle.... (OWCH)(croc strap)
Another 15 to 20 of some kind of leather strap (Ehhh) (Canadian prison strap)
Followed by 15 to 20 of a double leather strap (OWCH)(razor strop)
Followed by 15 or so of the sjambok (Oh Mi Gawd..) (42" polypropylene)
He asked "How ya doin'" and I held up four fingers on my left hand, while I tried to catch my breath.
"Four more? Okay."
Four more were duly delivered. Uggghhhhhh....
After-pix follow this.
More sitting around, as best I could. My right cheek/thigh STILL hurts as I write this...
Around 1845, headed out, to car, to work.
Arrived 1920.
And sat with Dumbass-1 to my left, and Dumbass-2 to my right.
Oh well.
Had one driver drop a client at the airport, and REJECT a ride for an arrival within 20 minutes, because he 'was tired' which left me annoyed and scrambling.
Not the first time, for this particular chauffeur, either....
HsLS 16
HsLO 57
HsLD 7 Not from HER, but a beating's a beating...
Hr UN 120
Hr L 16
Her DO Yes...
Posture and position part 2
I offered and She accepted a DO for Saturday...which I provided orally, then we went to sleep.
I was up 0230 for P&S
And again at 06:30.
Alarm off at 07:30, because She had things to do and places to go.
I had a bit of morning wood, which She took advantage of, by taking down my briefs and Her own, and getting on top of for a bit of ride, then rolling onto Her back, with me getting on top of Her. We stopped when She was satisfied, as I wasn't getting close...
Then She 'suggested' I put a cage on it, so I wouldn't be tempted to play solitaire while She was away.
Which I did...
She showered and dressed, and was out, shortly after 8, heading on a bit of a road trip, some 100 miles to the south of us.
I piddled around...and took the time to clean off the mountain on Her desk.
Then i took a nap from 0945 to 1100.
And up...
And started packing for the party I was going to, and for work...
And S&D&D...
And in my car 1215.
Stopped for gas....
Arrived at the Lair, around 1330.
Started by taking part in a game of "Precision" which is sort of a speed game, trying to fit different shaped pegs into corresponding holes... with bottom swats applied for the number you don't get in, in the one minute that you have to do so.... (I got 12 swats the first round, and 10 on the second...whoo hoo).
Then some sitting around and watching....
BDL told me, he saw that I was coming, and that he didn't bring any canes at all...other than sjambok, just for me.... oh boy.
Around 4:30, I judged myself to be ready.
He set out three leather paddle/straps, and the sjambok, while I stripped down to a-shirt, jock strap, and socks, and bent over a table.
He started with a number of hand smacks to my buttocks to get the ol' blood flowing..
Followed by 15 to 20 of the alligator paddle.... (OWCH)(croc strap)
Another 15 to 20 of some kind of leather strap (Ehhh) (Canadian prison strap)
Followed by 15 to 20 of a double leather strap (OWCH)(razor strop)
Followed by 15 or so of the sjambok (Oh Mi Gawd..) (42" polypropylene)
He asked "How ya doin'" and I held up four fingers on my left hand, while I tried to catch my breath.
"Four more? Okay."
Four more were duly delivered. Uggghhhhhh....
After-pix follow this.
More sitting around, as best I could. My right cheek/thigh STILL hurts as I write this...
Around 1845, headed out, to car, to work.
Arrived 1920.
And sat with Dumbass-1 to my left, and Dumbass-2 to my right.
Oh well.
Had one driver drop a client at the airport, and REJECT a ride for an arrival within 20 minutes, because he 'was tired' which left me annoyed and scrambling.
Not the first time, for this particular chauffeur, either....
HsLS 16
HsLO 57
HsLD 7 Not from HER, but a beating's a beating...
Hr UN 120
Hr L 16
Her DO Yes...
Posture and position part 2
The spankee realizes the following effects from their position:
·
Relative comfort. Except for the notable exception of their backside,
I think it's important that the spankee be relatively comfortable so they can
focus on the sensations being inflicted upon their posterior.
·
Anticipation. Bending over and getting into position to get your
bottom blistered signals the beginning of the spanking and builds anticipation.
·
Increased sensation. A properly positioned bottom will tend to
be spanked harder and more completely on the sensitive "sit spot".
·
Humiliation. Being put over the knee is a childish, humiliating
posture. Having to "assume the position" is humiliating in its
submission and rubs in the fact that they are being spanked.
·
Exposure. A properly positioned bottom is fully exposed. The
cheeks are fully presented and split, their undersides turned up.
·
Emphasis on their bottom. Spanking positions place the center of
attention on the bottom of the person being spanked, a fact not lost on said
person. The bottom is emphasized by its exposure and upturned position relative
to the spanker.
·
Presentation of their bottom. Not only is the bottom exposed and
emphasized but the spankee feels they are willingly "sticking it out"
and presenting it for its punishment in the same way as the condemned man who
must place his head on the chopping block. The spankee knows their bottom
cannot evade or escape the swats.
·
Submission. Cooperatively getting into position to be spanked is
the primary act of submission in spanking.
·
Safety. Although it may be of little solace, the spankee can
take comfort in the fact that their position affords safety from injury. Of
course, this can be disconcerting if they know they will be spanked with even
more abandon.
·
Loss of control. Once positioned, the spankee has relinquished
control and may not easily regain it until the spanking is done. They may have
difficulty removing their rear from the line of fire if they try.
·
Inability to clench. When standing, one can clench their cheeks
together, mitigating the sting of a swat and the exposure. When properly
positioned, it is more difficult to clench cheeks and the spanking will be
applied to a relaxed, bouncing bottom.
8.16 Diary
Up around 10:00....
Feed cats, laundry away, fix the bed, eat-newspaper-pills, hooks in the ceiling....
Online with FB, FL, EP etc
Into the pool for a swim...
Then S&D&D
Then into my car with Merry...
To a WF to cash and redeposit my paycheck...
Vons for shopping...
Ch bank to cover my overage...
99c store...
Winco...
Foods For Less...
and home...unloading and putting groceries away.
Weekly phone call to parents...
Sitting in chair and chilling...
Snuck off to my room for a nap from 1900 to 2030
Up, for dinner, and in my chair for.... whatever ....
And to bed 0130.
HsLS 33
HsLO 33
HsLD 199
h UN 112
Her DO Not on the 16th, but just into the 17th, yes.
POSITION & POSTURE part 1
Feed cats, laundry away, fix the bed, eat-newspaper-pills, hooks in the ceiling....
Online with FB, FL, EP etc
Into the pool for a swim...
Then S&D&D
Then into my car with Merry...
To a WF to cash and redeposit my paycheck...
Vons for shopping...
Ch bank to cover my overage...
99c store...
Winco...
Foods For Less...
and home...unloading and putting groceries away.
Weekly phone call to parents...
Sitting in chair and chilling...
Snuck off to my room for a nap from 1900 to 2030
Up, for dinner, and in my chair for.... whatever ....
And to bed 0130.
HsLS 33
HsLO 33
HsLD 199
h UN 112
Her DO Not on the 16th, but just into the 17th, yes.
POSITION & POSTURE part 1
One of the factors that sets spanking apart from other forms of
swatting is the deliberate and sometimes ceremonial positioning of the
participants. While some spankings are haphazard, I prefer spankings that
include the ritual of positioning.
Both the spankee and spanker adopt positions that facilitate and
enhance the spanking. These positions generally work to the advantage of the
spanker and the disadvantage of the spankee.
The spanker enjoys the following advantages from their position:
·
Comfort. Whether standing or sitting, the spanker is positioned
to be comfortable throughout the spanking. They are able to swing their arm at
a natural angle and able to sustain a lengthy spanking with ease because of
their position.
·
Strength. Because they are able to wind up and freely swing their
arm at a natural angle, the spanker is able to apply swats to the intended
target with force. While standing, the spanker cannot only swing their arm but
rotate their body to deliver maximum energy to an anxiously awaiting, clenching
derriere.
·
Full access to the bottom to be spanked. The spankee's position
is designed to fully expose their bottom and the spanker's relative position is
designed to put that bottom at a convenient angle and height. Therefore, the
spanker is able completely view, tweak, pat, and spank it.
·
Safety. Because the spanker is in the position to easily spank
the rear-end at the correct angle, it is much less likely that a blow will fall
too high or too low.
·
Control. The spanker's position gives them the "upper
hand" and allows them to easily control the spankee. They sit or stand
higher than the spankee and are easily able to restrain and situate the
spankee.
8.15 Diary
0930 up ...feeding animals.... and the spa service tech arrived.
I started laundry, and did some room cleaning...
and we talked about budgeting....
The tech took care of business, leaving with a check for $275.....
But we're pretty happy with the results....
I soaked in the hot tub for a bit, then cooled off with a jump in the pool, then dried in the sun...
and went in...
and Merry said, No more excuses....
So in bed, I started with some oral, which led to missionary... which led to an O for me too!
She started talking about the collar, and I said something like, "I would really like for you to put the new collar on me."
So with a little ceremony, I got on my knees... naked, as was She, while She got it out of its hiding place... and put it on my neck.
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| She really likes this picture of me |
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| on one side "SHILO" on the other "Property of Merry Always Follow Your Dreams" |
Then a long shower, and dry and dress...
And we went in my car to Vons for some basics for tonight's dinner... then home to unload....
then we went to pick up May and returned home.... to load up, and get Stitch...
and off to The Temple.
Not enough members in attendance for them to have a meeting...so it was just a Munch, basically.
I went into the lounge and took a nap, until Merry came and got me, and we headed home, around 2030.
Actually, we went to drop May off....
then went to my work place to pick up my check...
Then we returned home.
And sat around, and I looked at FB and FL... and played with pens, and started reading a new issue of Details...
And I went to bed 0130.
HsLS 9
HsLO 9
HsLD 175
H UN 88
Her DO Yep
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I couldn’t think of a witty intro here, but want to share with you some of my favorite Cane-iac items, most of which are beloved to me for their specific usefulness and ability to withstand more punishment than the butts they strike. Folks ask often which types of implements are good for different things, and, while this isn’t meant to be a comprehensive list, I think that each of these items has a place in one’s spanking arsenal.
So, here are ten things I love about Cane-iac, in no particular order and not including the fact that they, in general, rock.
1. Exotic Mighty Might - serious bang. I call mine (in Wenge wood) ‘Angry Cricket’. This is a great paddle for even the tiniest of butts, and packs a serious local wallop no matter whose bottom it hits.
2. Love Me Strap – delivers as named, ‘love taps’. This sweet, unsevere strap is excellent for OTK and standing strapping and gives a good sting without hiding your bottom.
3. Curse of Dana Wallop - run for your life. Cane-iac’s rubber implements are notoriously evil, and this angry little square of rubber sitting at the end of two delrin stems is no exception. Great bounce-action for uninitiated or lazy spankers!
4. School House Cane – sort of the epitome of strict school discpline, the 32″ Senior version of this traditional, crooked-handle cane is enough to bring any classroom to attention. The crook in the handle makes the cane easier to hold and direct, in my opinion.
5. Dana’s Inferno – spencer-style pain-maker. It’s two-sided, walnut and maple, with eleven terrible holes for maximum impact; although this paddle has moved many bottoms to near-tears, I’ve yet to come near breaking it.
6. Delrin Rug Beater – for punishment. Seriously. Usually, I only bring out this piece if I’m dealing either with serious infractions or a seriously tough bottom. Not for the faint of heart, or most other hearts, for that matter.
7. Russet 3 Tail Tawse – excellent all ’round leather implement. This is Cane-iac at their best – a traditional tawse with a Cane-iac twist; this is one of my most oft-used items, as it’s easy to adjust the impact force by adjusting one’s swing.
8. Red Acrylic Paddle – red means stop. I like this paddle visually, as it’s an intimidating bright red, shiny sheet of acrylic that looks like it could (and, indeed, can) turn your bottom an equally terrible shade.
9. Marwood Paddle – strict Miss Marwood’s Cane-iac paddle namesake is the same size as Dana’s Inferno, but a stingy 1/4″ thick, making it an incredibly stingy lesson learned.
10. Naughty Stick with Holes – bruiser. This one goes down in history as having been the first implement which My Bottom’s Bottom vetoed from further future use.
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