Friday, July 31, 2015

♥ Scenes I've written Spade Seven outdoor discipline


♠ 7
Outdoor discipline
"It's a nice cool day, let's do something outdoors," she says. "Oh, get your clothes off."

Camera is on, focused on the action spot. 
OR, a third person is found to operate the camera.

He enters the scene.  He is naked, with cuffs on wrists and ankles, and ropes already tied to the cuffs.  He goes to the spot, stops, and flips the ropes up, and over the beams. 
She enters the view, and pulls the ropes down, so that his arms are extended, straight up, and he is pulled upright, on tiptoes.   She then ties his ankles together.
She applies (RNG 10-20) of the leather belt to his buttocks, half the number from each side of him.
She applies (RNG 15-30) of the zombie killer, half the number from each side of him.
She applies (RNG 20-40) of the long cane, half the number from each side of him.

She unties him, lets him down, and he bends over, posing for the camera to get a focused view of his bottom.  



*R* Scenes I've written scorpio Ten spank-handjob-spank

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Thursday, July 30, 2015

*R* Scenes Spade Two CT card game


♠ 2
Corner time and a deck of cards
"Let's play the corner time card game," she says.
He stands, naked, while
She draws a card.   Add ten to any number: 2 = 12, up to 10 = 20.  Jack = 21, Queen = 22, King = 23, Ace = 24.
He does not know what card she drew; he is sent to corner for that long, in minutes.

At the end of the time, he is called out, as she draws another card that he does not see.

If the card is black (clubs or spades), he goes back to the corner for the number of minutes as shown in the above chart. 
If the card is red, see below.

After which, she draws another card.

If the card is a Heart, he bends over a chair, and cane strokes are administered, the number of strokes corresponding to the card and the chart above. Game over.

If the card is a Diamond, he bends over the chair, and zombie killer whacks are given, the number of whacks corresponding to the card and chart above. Game over.

If a black card is continuously drawn, the game continues.


The game ends after the administration of the strokes determined by a red card.



*R* Scenes I've written, Scorpio Eight Fantasy: in front of friends

Sitting and talking.
"So," she says, "Tell me another of your fantasies."
"Well, I think about you having friends visiting, and you spank me as they watch."
"Mmm.. interesting."
Days later:
"Get up, and help me clean the house."
"Okay...what's going on?"
"Jan and Jill and Jerry are coming over in a bit."
"OH...."
 housecleaning then she says, "They will be here soon enough. Take a shower, then wait, naked, in that corner."
"Wait ..what?"
"Your fantasy, my rules."
"Oh."  Soon, he is showered, naked, in the corner.
Knock at the door,  Merry says hello to the three women.
They sit and talk.
Merry says, "Shilo, over here, now."
He goes to her, sitting in a chair, facing the women.
"Over."
He goes over.  She applies (RNG 30-50) of (any implement) then switches to another implement, another (RNG 30-50).
"Get up and go to the corner."
He goes to the corner,  they continue talking, then leave.
She goes up to him, and asks, "Well... was it good for you?"
"It was worth doing once," he says, "But I'm in no hurry for an encore."



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*BwGorB* Scenes i've written CLUB NINE pegging and hj



♣ 9
Pegging plus hand job

Video only if third-party operator is available

He gets on his back on the bed, legs up and spread.

Strap on around her waist, she gets on the bed, between his legs, lubes the dildo and his anus, and slips the dildo into his anus. 

She fucks him, and takes his cock in her hand, giving him a hand job at the same time.

At the appropriate point, she slips a condom on his penis.

He cums.

She removes the condom, and feeds him his semen.


She stops fucking his ass, when she has had enough.

"My turn," she says when she stops, and takes off the strap on.




Wednesday, July 29, 2015

☻ Scenes Omega Queen they met on the internet


Ω Queen
The internet date
Videocamera or third  party operator

His voice, off camera:  “So, I was in an internet chat room. One dedicated to spankos.  I learned long ago, to not believe half or even a third of what I read, that someone claiming to be a 23 year old woman is probably at 53 year old man, that a woman claiming she loves spanking men is probably a gay man, that a woman claiming she loves to spank women is probably a man … all that sort of thing.  I go there often, I chat, with no expectations, going along with any story a person gives me. So, this one person claiming to be a female, about eight years younger than me was chatting with me, and we started chatting on a regular basis, about how she likes to spank male bottoms and I told her how my male bottom wants to be spanked and we went back and forth, with her saying it’s not so easy finding a real man who’ll bare his bottom, and me saying, it’s not so easy finding a woman who wants me to bare my bottom.  Well, I’d been upfront all along about where I live, and she had mentioned MA, or someplace equally far away.  But, in this one chat, she said, “Time for me to be honest, I live in ….”
  And she mentioned a city, oh, twenty miles from me.
 I was stunned…then she added, “Would you like to get together?” 
I was finally able to type out ‘Yes, sure’, and after a bit, we worked out a day, time, and place to meet. 
  It was an outdoor coffee meeting, which led into a late lunch, and …talking, for several hours. 
About everything in the world, except spanking.  It was getting late enough that we both had other things to get to, and she said, “So, do you want me to spank you?” 
Put so directly, that’s a difficult question to just say ‘yes’ to, but I smiled a little, and nodded.
  “Under my terms. I have a fantasy I’ve been dying to play out. We just need to figure out a day when you can come to my house, for the evening.”  
Well, we figured it out,  and here I am, three days later, about to knock on the front door of her townhouse.”                                                                                                        CAMERA inside living room:  knocking on door. 
She goes to it, opens it, shows him in, gives him a hug, says, “Thanks for coming.  Now, take off your clothes right here, before you come in any further.”                                                                                       
His pulse is racing, but he starts stripping, down to socks and briefs, and stops.   
            She says, “Keep going, you’re about to go take a shower.” 
        He continues, to his skin, and she leads him to the bathroom, reaches into the shower, shows him how to operate it. 
“I have no doubt you took a shower before you came over here, so I don’t expect you to be very long.  There’s a clean towel, but leave the towel in here, when you come out to the living room.
  He nods, gets in the shower, does a quick soap down and rinse off, and gets out, and dries off, then walks, naked, into the living room. 
She greets him with a smile, and a medium size hardwood paddle in her right hand. “Over the back of the couch, hands on the cushions.” 
He hesitantly gets into position, she stands to his left, with her left arm around his waist, and she applies twenty hard smacks of the paddle, ten to each cheek.  He yowls in pain.   She stops, and backs away with a smile.  
“Now, come to the kitchen, help me with dinner.” 
Wincing he follows her,  and sets out plates as she directs,  handing her spoons,  until she says, “Okay, this needs about eight minutes, enough time to….”
 And she grabs his right hand, and leads him to the dining table,  and bends him over the back of a chair, and quickly applies another twenty smacks of the paddle, as he moans and dances from foot to foot. 
She stops, and says, “Now, to get it on the table.”   
They put serving dishes on the table,  sit down, and serve themselves, and eat in some silence, with her looking up at him from time to time,  grinning.  They finish, and get up together, and put dishes away and clear the table. 
Done, she says to him, “Over the back of the couch.” 
He goes to the couch, and bends over, and she comes along, and applies another twenty of the paddle.
  “Now, sit down next to me.”  They sit on the couch, close together, and talk, and she puts her right arm behind his neck, along his shoulders, and her left hand goes to his crotch, and begins stroking his penis, until it is hard and erect.
  She gives it another few strokes, and says, “That’s what I want…” 
then she pulls him down, all the way over her lap,  his knees on the floor to her right, his torso over the body off the couch. 
She picks up the paddle and beats his buttocks and thighs, fifty times aside.  She stops, and rubs her right hand and fingers over the bruises on his bottom, while letting him catch his breath, 
then pushes him to an seated upright position on the couch,  and bends over, her mouth to his crotch, takes his penis in her mouth, and licks and sucks, until he moans and explodes,  and she swallows it all. 
  She sits upright,  and wipes her lips, and smiles at him, and says, “That’s how my fantasy ends.  If you want, you can get dressed and go home now.”
   “What if I want to stay and help you figure out how to extend this fantasy?” 
She smiles and says, ”Well, that might require more spankings on your bottom.
  He says, “I don’t understand, what’s the downside?” 
She smiles again.   
He spends the night.
Eventually, they get married.

She spanks his bottom on the wedding night, of course, and many many times before and after that. 






☻ Scenes I've written four Hearts SC WIELD & WHAP

♥ 4
Roleplay: a meeting of the SC WIELD (Women Involved inEvery Level of Discipline)WHAP (Women wHo Apply Punishment)  Club

“Welcome to the first meeting of the Southern California chapter of WIELD/WHAP.  Over time, we will talk about  and compare notes about implements, we will talk and compare notes about positions, about restraints, about all sorts of things. Let me introduce you to my husband, who will be our demo body for tonight, which he did not know about until now. SHilo! Come here.”
He comes out, and looks at the audience.

“This is a group meeting for, essentially, women who spank their men, like I do you.  I am going to demonstrate various things, on you.  Get the spanking bench out.” He moves the spanking bench into position. 
“Go get the toy bag.” 
He goes, and brings it back.
 “Get undressed.”  He strips naked. 
“Get on the bench.”  He gets on the bench.
“I always have him get naked, to demonstrate the power exchange. Whether to restrain him or not is a matter of personal preference, I prefer not to, and require him to stay still.  Whether  to perform a warm-up or not is a matter of preference; I do not.  Let’s start with this:  it was called ‘the zombie killer’ when we bought it at auction, and the name seems appropriate.”  She applies it for (RNG 10-20) swats.


She swaps it for the medium church paddle.
  “We call this the church paddle because it has holes in it, thus it’s holy.”  She applies it for (RNG 10-20) swats. 
She trades it for the long dark paddle.
  “This paddle, I broke a finger using it on him, the first time I spanked him. “  She applies it (RNG 10-20) times.
 She swaps it for the waffle maker.
 “We call this the waffle maker, because it makes a waffle design when applied to the front of his thighs.” She applies it (RNG 10-20) times.
  She swaps it for a wooden spoon.
 “No fun stories here, just a spoon…”  and applies it  (RNG 10-20) times. “Time for a break.  Well, I need one.  Shilo, up, and to the corner.”  He goes to the corner and stands for (RNG 15-30) minutes, while she talks to the audience.





07.28 Tuesday Diary

Merry called, about 03:30. 
Said the washing machine was not working.
Oh, FML, now what? 

I do not think I had a single non-dispatch related phone call from midnight til the morning rez-agent and morning dispatcher came in, about 10 after 5.

Off n out  06:23
Home  07:08.
I walked in as CJ came out of her room, and went out back and closed the back door, as she was tending to the dogs in the kennel-garage, which ticked me off, as I was about to let Donna out.
So, I let Donna out, and sent her to the front yard, and put her food bowl out there, then I started on MDM, which involved frying potatoes...and I fed cats and Cookie.
Then I went to look for Donna who was not in the front yard.
For an 80 lb pittie, she is quite the escape artist. Somewhere, she got out, and  I saw her on the sidewalk, one house over from us. 
Fortunately she readily comes when called, as long as she is not distracted.
I brought her in, and went about prepping MDM.
CJ asked about using the shower soon, so I hurried up what I was doing... dishes... and stripped off, and took a shower....
Then finished prepping MDM ... leftover chicken breast, and fried potatoes, put it on a tray, and went into BR1.
Merry was just waking up, looking at stuff on Her phone.
We watched 'Major Crimes'.
She asked, "Now Rizzoli?"
I said, "Too tired."
"Then, my Daily O?"
"Okay."
I got up on her stretched legs and pulled down the Hello Kitty shorts She was wearing, and went down on Her crotch.
In the space of five minutes ... less... I counted 8 or 9 O's for Her.
0900, to sleep.
1030 up to pee, and a couple Reese's cups.
back to sleep
Awake and asleep. Happens a lot in the heat of BR1
UP 14:00,  when I started with fussing with the fan on a stand on Her side of the bed,  cleaning out the dust, putting a higher pedestal under it.
Back to sleep; She joined me at some point.
Awake without alarm, 1735.
Peed, showered, dressed, made a big gulp of Mountain Dew over ice.  
A couple pix: 


Went out,  came back for keys to move my car from the no-parking-Wednesday to the no-parking-Tuesday side of the street.
Took my keys back inside.  Only got one key, I leave it at home in case Merry NEEDS to go somewhere while I have Her car...
Back in Her car, and on my way...   1830.
At work  19:23.

More to do than last night, but that's not saying much.
A few rides to figure out, a few to look at for the next day,  
nothing terribly stressy.
My sidekick asked about leaving early... maybe 15 minutes, and I said, "Go."

sl Sex           287 H
sl Org          287 H
sl Fun/me    158
sl Fun/her    158
Locked          30 H
sHlDO          15 H
sl CI             244 D
sH ld             14.5 D
sl P or M       14+ D




♥ SCENES Diamond Ace rapid caning


♦ Ace

Rapid  caning

Camera on tripod, or third party operator

Naked, over her lap, or bent over chair, or  ?

She applies rapid strokes of cane/stick for (RNG  2-4) minutes.

She stops for one minute.

She continues for (RNG 2-4) minutes.

She stops for one minute.

She continues for (RNG 3-6) minutes.

She says, “Stand up, and get in the corner.”


He goes, for  (RNG 10-30) minutes.





Tuesday, July 28, 2015

♥♥ scenes I've written Venus Nine Please Merry no

“It’s time for your spanking.”
“Please Merry no….”
“Do NOT give me ‘please Merry no.  I told you earlier I was going to blister your bottom at 8 o’clock, and that’s what I am going to do.  Get your clothes off and bend over the chair.”
He stills whines “No Merreeee…” as he undresses to naked, and bends over the chair.
She leaves the room, returns with zombie killer and cane.
Standing behind him, she taps his bottom with the ZK.  “Ready?”
“No, Merreee….”
“Count out loud.”   She swats.
“Oww Merreee ..one…”
“Oww Merreee two..
“Oww Merreeee… please…. ..”
“Number?”
“Three….”
“OwwwowwMerreeeeoh…four…”
Continues to  (RNG 15-30) as he moans and says “No more Merreee “ to the end.
She puts down the zk , picks up the cane and says, “Now, the cane.”
He stands upright and turns to her, “Please Merreeee no!”
She says grimly, “Extra strokes for standing up without permission. Bend over.”
He murmurs, “Please Merree no” as he resumes position.
She strikes with the cane ( RNG 20-40) times as he yelps, ‘Please Merreee!” and counts each one.
She stops, pausing, then says, “Now for the extra strokes for getting up without permission.”
“Please Merree I won’t do it again.”
“I’m sure you won’t. Count.”
She applies another (RNG 10-20) strokes, as he moans and begs her to stop.
“Now, get up, and take the chair with you to the corner, and bend over it and stay there until I say otherwise.  If I see your hands go to your bottom, we’ll do this all over again.”

He goes to the corner with the chair, and bends over, and waits.




*NM* scenes I've written Venus Seven Wedding Gift

ROLEPLAY   The wedding night paddle
They enter the bedroom.
Him: “That was a very nice wedding and reception” while holding her, face to face.
Her: with an enigmatic smile on her face “It certainly was.”
Him:  “Shall we get on with consummating this marriage?”
Her:  “Mmmm…”
Him:  “Oookay….so…  ever since Aunt Kathy took you away at the reception, and you apparently had a long private conversation,  you’ve had a smile on your face like the cat that ate the canary.  Care to tell me about it?”
Her:  “Well, yes, we did talk for quite awhile, and… she gave me this…”  and she picks up, off the bed, a gift box, with a handwritten note on top of it ‘FOR BEST RESULTS APPLY DAILY”
Him:  “Oh.  What’s in it?”
Her: still smiling, sits down on the bed, opens it,  and shows a church paddle, which she takes out of the box, and hold with her right hand.
He has the look of someone who just received an unwelcome surprise, and says, quietly, “Oh.”
Her:  “Just like she wrote on the box, your Aunt Kathy suggested I use it every day.  Who am I to argue with her. So…”
A pause…
“Get undressed already.”
He sighs, with an upward look.
“Aunt Kathy said, that she gave you all your spankings, with you … naked, and that is a tradition that I intend to continue.  Now, get undressed.”
Just a moment’s hesitation, then he starts undressing:  shirt, shoes,  pants.
In his tighty whities and socks, he stops.
Her: “What part of naked do you not understand?”
He sighs, and reaches down and takes off his socks, then pulls down the TW and takes them down and off.
“Better.  Now, over my lap.”
She is still seated on the edge of the bed, feet on the floor.
He goes over her lap, his chest on the bed to her left, his legs extended on the bed to her right.
She taps his buttocks with the paddle, and says, “Count!”
She smacks his buttocks in slow hard swats, as he groans and counts each one, ( RNG 30-60) times.
“Get up….  And go stand in the corner, and wait for me to get undressed and ready for bed.  I’ll call you when I’m ready.”
He goes to the corner.
As she undresses, she says, “What do you think, dear… should your daily paddling occur when you get home from work, say 6 o’clock every day, or after dinner, say 8 o’clock,  or at bedtime?”
“Whatever you think is best, darling…” he sniffles.
“Aunt Kathy told me, she used to paddle you after dinner, like 8 o’clock, does that sound right?”
“Yes, darling.”
“So, let’s plan on that.  Every evening, at 8 o’clock, I expect you to be naked, and you bring me the paddle, and tell me, ‘it’s time’. Understand?”
“Y..yes, darling.”

“Good.  Now come join me in bed.”



♥ Scenes I've written Six Spades English-style Caning

♠ 6
an English-style caning
Video camera on, or a third person operates it

Camera shows a clock, at 3:30.

Her voice: “At exactly 8 o’clock, I expect you to be naked and bent over that chair, and you will receive your first real caning.  Do you understand?”

He stammers, “Y..yes, Mistress.”

Clock shows 7:59.  He enters the room, naked, stops at the chair, looks at it, takes a long deep breath, and bends over it.

Clock shows 8:20 as She enters the room, holding the long cane.

She stands behind him, and to his left, holds out the cane, tapping his buttocks. 

“You will count aloud each stroke.  After I hear your count, I will do a silent three-count before I deliver the next stroke.  If either of your hands leave the chair, the stroke does not count. If either foot fully leaves the ground, the stroke does not count.  If you stand upright, two penalty strokes are added.  If either hand reaches back behind you, four penalty strokes are added.  When I am done, do not rise until I say so.  When I say you can rise, do not rub your bottom until I dismiss you.  Do you understand?”

“Y..Yes, Mistress.”
She delivers (RNG 30-60) strokes.

After the last stroke, She waits a minute, to allow for camera focusing on the buttocks.

She then says, “Rise,” and he does so. 


After a minute, She says, “Dismissed,” and he goes off to tend to his bottom.





07.27 Monday Diary Back to work

Up 02:30 to pee, and snack of peanut butter and honey.

Awake 0730, back to sleep.

UP 0900, to a loud CRASH in the bedroom as a shelf filled with CDs fell down on a table with a bunch of stuff on it, knocking it all to the ground.
Got up to let Donna out, and feed the dogs.
And back to bed,  my stomach extremely unsettled.

Up 14:00 to pee, and I began cleaning up the debris in the bedroom.

And got my laundry out of the dryer, and put it all away.

Back to sleep, 15:08.

UP 17:30, with Merry sleeping next to me.

Got up and .... Stitch was in the shower, so I had to wait.

I showered and ... locked myself up.
Merry had first mentioned this, the day before, then today said, I didn't need to since I wasn't feeling well.  
But I wanted to.  Sometimes at work I have ... urges... and I think it's better if I'm locked up during my work week.
Packed up, iced coffee prepped,  in car 18:25.
At work  19:15, and directly to the toilet.

At work...the night was done....tagged out, anyway.   105 rides.
Tuesday,  79 to start, and not much to do.
Enough time to update my hours, see what my upcoming check will be like,  catch up on Diary entries....

And chatting via text with our mutual friend, Megan.
She quit the company at which she was employed a while, and is currently in between.
Her boyfriend finishes college classes this week, and has a break for a couple weeks,  so if we want to get together for a round of Cards against Humanity, she's open to any of my days off,  Aug 6th, 7th , 8th. 

sl Sex        263 h
sl Org        263 h
Sl Fun/me  134 h
sl Fun/Her  134 h
Unlocked   128 h
Locked          6 h
s H l DO    159 h
S l CI         243 d
Gl-free           3  d
S h l Date  13.5 d
s l P or M     13+ d

Re Our Chastity Game:
18:00 Monday  start
18:00 Tuesday  One day  on the Random Number Generator
18:00 Wednesday Two days ... possible conclusion or
18:00 Thursday  Three days ...  or
18:00 Friday    Four Days..... 
18:00 Saturday, I'm at work .... doesn't count
18:00 Sunday  at work, doesn't count
18:00 Monday, going to work, doesn't count
18:00 Tuesday, going to work, doesn't count
18:00 Wednesday   Five days, on the RNG
18:00 Thursday  Six days, on the RNG
18:00 Friday  Seven days, on the RNG
18:00 Saturday, eight days, on the RNG
So, the RNG could be programmed from 2 - 4, if Merry wants to finish it 'this' week,  or set it for 2-8 and have the game last until possibly a week from Saturday.






Monday, July 27, 2015

07.26 Sunday Diary

We dropped our bags in the house, and got in her car, to go to Denny's to get a real meal.
Then back home, and in bed 0130.

09:00 awake, and I was feeling the effects of glutenated beer.
UGH.
And so we started catching up on DVRed shows.
"Wayward Pines" finale.
"Zoo"  two eps.
"Rizzoli and Isles"
"Married" first ep of season.
I got up to unpack. and start laundry.
Watched "Killjoys".
Nap, 1630 to 1830.
Laundry to dry.
Watched two eps of "Aquarius"  then one of "Falling Skies".
Dinner,   pork, fried potatoes, rice.
While watching "Suits".
To sleep, 23:30.

sl Sex         239  H
sl Org         239  H
Sl F/me      110 H
sl F/her       110 H
UN              110 H
s H l DO     135 H
sl CI             242 D
Gluten free      2  D
s H last D    12.5 D
s l P or M     12+ D


07.25 Saturday Diary

UP 01:00,  pee, and eat some ice cream....

UP 08:00.  Dressed, and a bit annoyed that the others in the house (four) had gone to breakfast without us.
I made a phone call to a local company that we use, find out how much for a ride from them from here to MSY...  they would charge slightly more than one leg of the plane flight from LAX to HOU.
Never mind...
When they returned, I asked Dad to borrow a car so that WE could go eat, and he offered to take us, so Merry and I went with him to the local Waffle House for breakfast.
The noise in the restaurant.... OMG.   
Returned home, started packing.
Aunt B had an early afternoon flight out of Gulfport,  So I got in the car with Aunt C to take her there.
We got her checked in, and I marveled several times how small this airport was.
She went on her way, and we returned home, stopping to take pictures of a VFW tribute to veterans, done by putting names on red bricks and planting them.  Dad had paid for one with his late oldest brother's name on it, and another for himself.
We returned home,  ate a little.
I printed boarding passes  We finalized packing.
Merry, Aunt C, Dad driving, me in the car 15:11 for an 18:20 departure.
We were curbside, 16:37, and sadly said our Good byes.
Our bag checked, we were inside waiting for a wheelchair person, 1644.
We went through security 17:05, and at the gate 17:25.
We boarded 18:00 and were enroute 1820.
Arrived HOU 19:23.   
We were 'scheduled' to leave there 20:20, arrive LAX 21:45 Pacific.
BUT   SHOCKER ALERT we were delayed.
Found out later, the delay was in them finding a flight attendant crew.
And awaiting the inbound flight for other passengers continuing on this segment.
We boarded 2145, taxied 2157, and were up 22:03.
I read newpapers while She napped, then I put down the papers to do some napping myself.
We arrived LAX 2315,  were met downstairs by a chauffeur who did not see us, because we used the elevator, what with Merry in a wheelchair, and went to baggage, and waited.
In time, our bag arrived, and we went to the car...
And headed home...
And arrived   00:15.

sl S          215 H
Sl O         215 H
sl F/me       86 H
sl F/her       86 H
UN             86 H
s H L DO  111 h
S L CI       241 H
gluten free    1 D
s H L D       11.5 D
s l P or M   11+ D


07.24 Friday Diary The Funeral

06:15 Up, showered, half-dressed,  got some coffee,  finished dressing in suit and tie, while She dressed in a navy blue dress.

09:00 Piled into two cars, to go to the funeral home.
My only nephew, from my only/late brother, Jase was there, along with his mother (one of my brother's ex wives), Vee. 
Another cousin on Mom's side, Shari, arrived shortly before service started.
There was a bunch of my parents' friends,  whether from bridge, or golf, or Friday night ballroom dancing.
Service was from 10 to 11.
Carole sat to Dad's left, I sat to his right, with Merry on my right.
Dad cried. 
I had tears down my face.
After service, lunch in the dining area.
Subway sandwiches and a fruit platter.
I had no interest in the fruit, and Merry was allergic to some of it, and the way it was presented made cross contamination possible, so she would not eat that.
We split up sandwiches.  She ate bread and meat, and I took the meat and toppings of sandwiches and ate it without bread.
We talked ....
And loaded up the cars with flowers from the service, and leftover sandwich and fruit platters.
And returned to Dad's house.
And unloaded.
And many of us partook of beer, again.
And we talked, in the living room or kitchen.
Merry and I went in for a nap, around 16:00.
It was then that it hit me and I asked aloud, "Is beer gluten-free?"-
"I would think not," She said. 
Oh boy.  That was the last of my beer drinking.
My alarm was sit for 6:15, so I could check in with Southwest, 24 hours before departure, which I did, on my phone.
And I went back out to join the conversation, as did Merry a bit later.
And we ate again, leftover sandwiches.
People either left, or trickled off to bed.
After some false starts, I figured out how the cable system  on Dad's tv worked, and found the on demand system,  and Merry and I watched "Proof" from 7.14
And went to bed,   2315.

sl Sx           191  H
sl Or           191 H
sl Fun/me     62 H
sl Fun/Her    62 H
UN               62 H
sH l DO       87 H
sl CI           240 D
Gluten free    0
S H l Date  10.5 D
sl M or P    10+ D




07.23 Thursday Diary

I woke up in the chair a minute before 03:00, as Her alarm went off, at the desk where She was sitting and had been awake all night.

I showered and dressed, as did She, finalized packing, had a quick cup of coffee, and we headed out.  Our driver was waiting, as He was supposed to be, and took our bags, and we got in the car.
It was a quiet and easy ride.  
We arrived about 04:25, and asked for wheelchair service.
It was quickly provided.  
We headed up, got through security easily enough, stopped for sodas and newspapers, and were at the gate at 510, waiting for our 5:55 departure.
We were boarded at 05:30.
The plane pushed back  06:02, and was up 6:09.
An uneventful. flight. I read The New York Times, while She mostly dozed, leaning against my shoulder.
On the ground  HOU  11:07 Central; at the gate 11:10, inside the terminal 11:13.
We arrived into gate 21. We were scheduled to depart from gate 21!
Our scheduled departure from there to New Orleans was 1:05.
The gate was changed to 20, so we had to go 'all the way' across the walk way.
We boarded at 12:52, and sat there.
..Came the announcement,  this plane had been fueled for a long flight, but we were taking a short one, and for weight management, it would have to be de-fueled a bit.
Then they announced, we would have to disembark, before they could defuel, because of weight.
Then they settled with, having the passengers who got on via stand by, to get off.
Then they defueled.
Then we pushed back, and were airborne at 13:50.
We landed at 1455,  and were off and in the terminal at 1500.
We were met by Theresa, a friend of my parents for 50 years, same one who met me two weeks prior, and Ronald, who waited in the car.
We had the checked bag, and she went out to get in the car with Ronald, while we claimed the bag, and went curbside, where they picked us up.
Off we went to Diamondhead.
Merry and I were dozing in the car, and jarred awake, when Ronald was talking and driving, and hit the bumps along the lane markers, signifying he was out of the lane.
We arrived at Dad's house,  1630.
Dad was there, along with one of Mom's three surviving sisters, Bee, and one of Dad's surviving sisters, Carolyn.  
We sat in the living room, talking.
I had a beer, or two.  
In time, a couple, another of my parents' long term friends, Rog and Gail, arrived.
In more time, one of my MANY cousins, Kurt arrived.
I haven't seen him in .....wow... years.
Merry and I took a nap, a couple hours,
Went and rejoined the group.
Dinner was served,  pot roast.
We ate, we talked, we excused ourselves to bed.

I didn't realize or even think about ... beer being NOT gluten-free, until the next day .... 

s l Sex         167 H
S l Org        167 H
sl Fun/me      38  H
sl Fun/her      38 H
UN                 38 H
sHerLast Do   63 H
S last Ci         239
Gluten Free-     0
s HLD            9.5 D
s l PorM          9+ D

07.22 Wednesday Diary

FML !

Fox...Fox...Fox...  change this change that,  cancel this...
Germany...car for 1315, change to 1400 , can't be done...late cancel,  "why do we have to pay"   OMFG!
Getting chauffeur info for London....
Trying to call San Diego with an address change, while a client is calling on another line to book a new order in NY....

Rez-agent in, 515.   A.M. dispatcher in, 5:23

Off work and out  7:40
Home  08:35.
I moved Merry's car, which was parked in the no-parking-Wed zone, just as She was getting up to move it.
I let Donna out, and fed the dogs and cats.
I stripped and unlocked and showered.
We discussed finances.
I dressed, and tried on my suit.
My pants from our wedding no longer fit.
My pants that I wore to my parents' 50th wedding anniversary party did fit. I couldn't find my white shirt...although Merry found it later, but I had already chosen my lavender shirt and matching tie.
For being 'cute', Merry applied 50 swats to the seat of my briefs with a hard hairbrush.
I did some packing, and at 10:30 we got in Her car, Her driving, to my G.I. doctor appointment.
It was a good appointment. 
The doctor agreed with the assessment of gluten intolerance, and maybe celiac disease, which I need testing for.
He gave me an order for a blood draw, and a breath test for H. Pylori.
We left at 12:05, and went to the close-by Walmart, where we get our prescriptions.  An important one of Hers was not yet ready, but gave Her a referral to get it at another Walmart, a few miles away.
We went there, and She said I could come inside to the inner McD's if I wanted an iced coffee.
My supervisor at work notified me by email/text that Our company would provide ground transport to and from LAX; I just needed to supply necessary info, which I did.
Well, THIS Walmart doesn't have an inner McD's.
We left there, and went to a drive through McD's, and I got an iced coffee.
Home...I moved my car from across the street to our side of the street, and brought my bags inside.
I went in search of appropriate bags.  
She insisted on taking two suitcases to check. I did not want to, because we would be changing planes, going and coming, and the percentage rises for lost bags when changing planes.
She won the argument.  
There was another argument, too, which I can't remember for the life of me...right now.
We nested the suitcase I was taking inside the larger suitcase of Hers, so we would only be checking one on the way out.
I finished packing,  then I changed my composition book to a large DT for all my scenes-notes.  
Then dinner,  leftover chicken and rice, while watching "Clipped".  
Then to sleep, 1845.
Awake, 20:20.   She and Stitch were ... gone.
I munched on a Klondike bar, and fell asleep in the easy chair in the living room ... much cooler than BR1.

sl Sex         143 H
sl Org         143 H
sl F/me        14 H
sl F/Her       14 H
Locked      118 H  then 
UN            14 H
s Her l DO   39 H
S l CI            238 D
Gluten Free   63.33
S Her l D      8.5 D
s l P or M       8+ D